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Bitches the Cat

@bitchesthecat.bsky.social
8.1K followers 412 following 474 posts

Born on a Wisconsin farm, hardened by the city. Political dissident. Cat art collector. The cat Frank White. Currently teaching paw work in heaven.

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Bitches the Cat @bitchesthecat.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
This guy turned 11 a couple days ago.
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Bitches the Cat @bitchesthecat.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Queen
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Bitches the Cat @bitchesthecat.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Seasonal creep is real
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Bitches the Cat @bitchesthecat.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Floofin
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Bitches the Cat @bitchesthecat.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Mom is back from hospital and we’re all looking at her like she smells like the vet.
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Boudicca Mic @boudiccamic.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
I find it comforting that I’m not the only pushover when it comes to senior cats. Since we switched to authentic Churu, 16 year old Allie has decided that she gets two each evening. (Okay, once she got 3.)
Tuxedo cat resting in a blue-gray recliner.
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Crose @cccrose.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
I know the feeling. BTW, still my favorite T-shirt ⤵️
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Bitches the Cat @bitchesthecat.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
The look of an 11-year-old who demanded, and ate, five meat tubes for breakfast.
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Bitches the Cat @bitchesthecat.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
We ain’t snoozed this close in years.
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Bitches the Cat @bitchesthecat.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Queen K
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Bitches the Cat @bitchesthecat.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Sport wants people to know that he’s more than just a pretty face. He’s got depth.
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radleyand.bsky.social @radleyand.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
So true! Gave me something good to focus on. I adopted Mason about 6 months after Patch Adams. I have a thing for tuxies lol
Mason, a 22 lb tuxie cat, snoozing on a white blanket on an ottoman. He’s very content. Mason (left) and Patch Adams (right) looking out at the snow this past winter. Both are tuxie cats.
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Bitches the Cat @bitchesthecat.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Floof employs layered defenses.
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radleyand.bsky.social @radleyand.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Aww 🥰 that’s fantastic! Love the names. It was right about the time I adopted my wild child Patch Adams as well.
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Bitches the Cat @bitchesthecat.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Chicago style #sportpeppertuesday for a Chicago style cat. 312.
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Bitches the Cat @bitchesthecat.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Bitches would be so proud of his paw work.
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Bitches the Cat @bitchesthecat.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
8 years and 11 months between these two photos. Puff still trying to snuggle in the tower with floof.
Tiny gray cat on tower with floofy white cat. Huge grey cat on tower with floofy white cat. Eight years and eleven months later.
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Bitches the Cat @bitchesthecat.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Lumpia
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Bitches the Cat @bitchesthecat.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Men at work.
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Bitches the Cat @bitchesthecat.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Just making sure you all see my face so you don’t forget who runs this place.
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Bitches the Cat @bitchesthecat.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
You can always tell who puked the hairball because someone is just walking around looking a little prouder with a bit of a sense of accomplishment.
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Bitches the Cat @bitchesthecat.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
What happens to a dream deferred? Floof ain’t even trying to find out.
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Bitches the Cat @bitchesthecat.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Blue sky is the place to be.
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Bitches the Cat @bitchesthecat.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Every four cat family can relate to the difficulty of wet food time 😹
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Bitches the Cat @bitchesthecat.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Nosey
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Bitches the Cat @bitchesthecat.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Watching the entire World Cup in Spanish on peacock because puff only speaks Spanish and won’t settle in for the game unless it’s on Telemundo.
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Bitches the Cat @bitchesthecat.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Everything good that Trump touches turns to shit. Still as true as ever.
Cat in power stance on top of back of couch in window. Looking like he just watched Trump ruin something beautiful.
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Bitches the Cat @bitchesthecat.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
The kid looks fucking good in a close up. No arguing that.
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Bitches the Cat @bitchesthecat.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Just a boy asking the world outside his window to love him.
A cat. Maybe a rug.
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Bitches the Cat @bitchesthecat.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Motivation decrease is as apparent as the heat increase.
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Bitches the Cat @bitchesthecat.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Purrfect paw stack.
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Bitches the Cat @bitchesthecat.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Heatwave shenanigans.
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Bitches the Cat @bitchesthecat.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Sport’s apology face. He’s sorry he hasn’t posted here in so long.
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Bitches the Cat @bitchesthecat.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Mallowing
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Bitches the Cat @bitchesthecat.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
What up, gangstas?
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Bitches the Cat @bitchesthecat.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Floof luvs his bruv
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Bitches the Cat @bitchesthecat.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
No cat here.
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Bitches the Cat @bitchesthecat.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
We should be here more often. Sport is like I’ll be where I want when I want and make whatever face I want.
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Schwarziest (fuck Trump edition) @schwarziest.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Happy birthday, Puff! From me and mine, including your older brother from another mother, Tazer.
Gray cat lounging on a peacock green velvet couch
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Bitches the Cat @bitchesthecat.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Happy ninth birthday to Puff the Magic Kitty! He’s a punk but he’s our punk.
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Bitches the Cat @bitchesthecat.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
Sport with his protection.
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Bitches the Cat @bitchesthecat.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
Tower life.
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Bitches the Cat @bitchesthecat.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
Found a digital camera that hadn’t been touched since like 2011. Bitches flooding the memories right now.
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Bitches the Cat @bitchesthecat.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Trump propaganda efforts are so fucking transparent it’s actually an embarrassment. Social media is just a public and screenshottable timeline of the lies and manipulation. People are going to look back at this time as the moment the idea of American exceptionalism was proven to be a farce.
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Bitches the Cat @bitchesthecat.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
What ya doing, youngster?
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Bitches the Cat @bitchesthecat.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
Hungry men doing better than Hungary man.
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Bitches the Cat @bitchesthecat.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
Puff interrupted the floofy photoshoot.
Beautiful floofy boy Grey cat becomes aware pawparrazi are in the midst  I said turn off that fucking camera.
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Bitches the Cat @bitchesthecat.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
You got a problem?
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Bitches the Cat @bitchesthecat.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
Puff
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Bitches the Cat @bitchesthecat.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
Bro line.
Stoned floofy white cat in a box. Stoned handsome cat behind him a box. Not stoned grey cat in the back on the floor.
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