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@bitchelorette.bsky.social
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Democracy defender, truth teller, reality tv watcher, housewives apologist, animal lover, Twitter refugee

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Bravo Bitchelorette @bitchelorette.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Making Martha Stewart your entire personality is certainly a choice #rhony
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Bravo Bitchelorette @bitchelorette.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Carole talking about how much she doesn't want to talk about love story but conveniently it's all she talks about every scene and has made it her entire storyline already #rhony
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Bravo Bitchelorette @bitchelorette.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Meredith has said some really crazy things when she was going through a hard time in her relationship and it was also caught on tape without her knowing so maybe she should be a little more empathetic #rhoslc
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Bravo Bitchelorette @bitchelorette.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Mary's family can run to Hulu to make a documentary for clout but they can't pick up the phone when her son dies? That's another kind of evil. #rhoslc
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Bravo Bitchelorette @bitchelorette.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Making Martha Stewart your entire personality is certainly a choice #rhony
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Bravo Bitchelorette @bitchelorette.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Erin is so ridiculous I can't. She admits she said the things about Jessel but then gaslights her making the issue now that people told Jessel she's talking shit and demands to know who? She lives on another planet. #rhony
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Bravo Bitchelorette @bitchelorette.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Soooo Erin is still a loser #rhony
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Bravo Bitchelorette @bitchelorette.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Why wasn't Zach called out on the way he spoke about Trinity? #loveislandusa
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Bravo Bitchelorette @bitchelorette.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
KC has a victim mentality like bro just shut the hell up already 🤡 #loveislandusa
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Bravo Bitchelorette @bitchelorette.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Whoa Kayda is a weirdo pick. Why is she coming at Jaden for "fucking" a man who was leading her on????? Girl focus on yourself. Why are you fucking a man who won't even make you his girlfriend??? Kayda is really showing her ass. #loveislandusa
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Bravo Bitchelorette @bitchelorette.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
It's rich that Caleb came for Kenzie the entire damn season even though she told him multiple times she liked Corbin still but as soon as he leaves the villa he fucks over Jaden with NO COMMUNICATION. Why is these dudes have so much smoke for women but do worse?? #loveisland
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Bravo Bitchelorette @bitchelorette.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Corbin and Parmesan ending things before they even begin surprises absolutely no one. Corbin should spend more energy focusing on himself rather than dragging women. #loveisland
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Bravo Bitchelorette @bitchelorette.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Caleb just because you didn't "WANT TO" explore with anyone else doesn't mean Kenzie didn't tell you to and Kenzie literally told this boy how much she likes Corbin every single day - and Kenzie didn't even choose Caleb! America put them together. Comparing her to Sincere is sexist asf #loveisland
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Bravo Bitchelorette @bitchelorette.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Corbin comparing Kenzie to Sincere is absolutely fucking crazy. Kenzie was all for Corbin until he started acting like a fuck boy! Now he's just gaslighting his way out of taking responsibility for his own behavior! She HAD TO move on. & Kenzie didn't owe that cowboy a damn thing. #loveisland
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Bravo Bitchelorette @bitchelorette.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Bro Kenzie did absolutely nothinggggg to Melanie. The time she's saying Kenzie wasn't there for her was like A DAY when Mel was coupled up with the guy Kenzie liked. All this over a day?????? Girl bye #loveislandusa
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Bravo Bitchelorette @bitchelorette.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Mecca has learned absolutely nothinggggg. He should've came saying how embarrassed he is by his behavior and how much he's learned but instead he choose to still be a clown #mafs
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Bravo Bitchelorette @bitchelorette.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
How are you going to blow up the alliance Devins formed to protect himself after he used his power to save you?? Are you this fucking dumb or just this egotistical?? I need Dee gone. She's bringing down the 2 icons that are actually good at the game. 🤡 #bb28
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Bravo Bitchelorette @bitchelorette.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Dee is bad for Angela and Devin' game. How are you going to blow up your own fucking alliance and believe the people who just put you on the damn block??? Drew is the only one who ran to tell her what happened but she doesn't believe him? I've lost all respect for Dee. She's slow. #bb28
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Bravo Bitchelorette @bitchelorette.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Trying to watch the documentary Lion and OF COURSE Summer is killed by a fucking human! Ughh we are such a disgrace to this earth my god #Lion
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Joy @joy2u.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Stop underestimating these women! #BB28
Angela BB28Latrice BB28
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Bravo Bitchelorette @bitchelorette.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
I don't watch survivor regularly so i didn't know Devin's or Dee but I'm watching last season of The Challenge and I don't really like Dee on it which I'm kind of surprised by. I just want Angela to get as far as possible! #bb28 #thechallenge
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Lady Brentwood @brentwoodgus.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
#MAFS that man did not say this gorgeous woman—who he wouldn’t have a shot with outside of this show—is a 7 in New York. What?? He’s a THREE, at best, everywhere on earth and has no business rating her looks. 😡
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Bravo Bitchelorette @bitchelorette.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
"I need Yash to win the money so he can finish his haircut" 🤣🤣🤣 #bb28
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miles 🔮🧸🦄 @tinyveto.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
somehow there are more women in the house than men but theres still too many men. get them out #bb28
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BigBrotherJunkie #BB28 @bigbrotherjunkie.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
“What if we keep Kamu” Drew “are you bullshitting me” #BB28
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Scoots @scoots12.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Melody and Mallory are dead to me if they keep Kamu #BB28
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Bravo Bitchelorette @bitchelorette.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
lmao Caitlin dumps Devin because of HIS behavior then he tells the group they were splitting and acts like HE made the decision! This dude is unreal! His anger issues need to be settled with a therapist. She would've lived in HELL if she married this man. #mafs
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 20/08/2026
perfect synopsis of modern Republicanism
Darline Graham: I tripped up on one question last night, regarding Taiwan. I don't speak politician. I was just honest. Of course, Taiwan is our friend. But I think people in South Carolina are more worried about boys in girls sports.
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Bravo Bitchelorette @bitchelorette.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Devin is SO insecure & he's the one who is toxic as fuck. All he does is gaslight this girl! Getting jealous she's talking to Mecca then going in on her then wondering why he's told to shut the fuck up??? All he does is complain and the matchmakers and boys have hyped him to where he's delulu #msfa
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BB Lion 🦁 @bblionotev.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
my favorite 4 words #bb28
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Bravo Bitchelorette @bitchelorette.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Joe's a weirdo snake!!! He is NOT a good bosun. He literally the one who kills team morale and he is a womanizer. Like in what world do you think you're better?? Nathan is only having issues with his team because Joe is in their ear. He's toxic as hell. #belowdeckmed
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Bravo Bitchelorette @bitchelorette.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
The $5000 power is so lame. It shouldn't have even been included in this. #bb24
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Bravo Bitchelorette @bitchelorette.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Dee is way too comfortable in this house. Throwing the HOH comp with YASH??? Are you slow? #bb28
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Bravo Bitchelorette @bitchelorette.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
"I don't want to see dudes go home" bro fuck all the way off!! This is why a Yash/Kamu HOH is a NIGHTMARE. These are the two who should be leaving the house - not in power! #bb25
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Bravo Bitchelorette @bitchelorette.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Haley is TRUELY delusional telling everyone shes certain she's going to get Americas vote for a power. Like the narcissism is on full display. #bb28
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Bravo Bitchelorette @bitchelorette.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Trying to watch Rules of the Game on Hulu but what's with the stupid background music constantly? I hate when tv shows do this!
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Bravo Bitchelorette @bitchelorette.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
I've wanted to like Jasmine but this girl is just weird. Why is she even on the show? She barely speaks, has no storyline and when she does chime in it's like what?? What are you even talking about? #thevalley
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Bravo Bitchelorette @bitchelorette.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Luke speaks to Kristin like SHIT!!! He said he didn't watch the damn show this season therefore he's clearly not committed to any growth whatsoever. Kristin is on full make Luke look better when he clearly hasn't changed and is still a damn dick! #thevalley
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Bravo Bitchelorette @bitchelorette.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Adam has the brain cells of a turtle #mafs
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Bravo Bitchelorette @bitchelorette.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Courtney is literally so freaking delusional it's painful to watch!!! GIRL! You are not a victim! Perfect example of a maga woman. Victim mentality when she's the literal problem. Mean girl. Maybe Nick shouldn't request a conservative girl in the future 🤡 #mafs
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Bravo Bitchelorette @bitchelorette.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Joe is actively showing why he will never be a good bosun. It's more than just running a boat. He thinks it's fun to fuck with women and thinks they are his toys and he's literally pushing this thought process onto the deckhand below him. He's so toxic in every work environment. #belowdeckmed
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Bravo Bitchelorette @bitchelorette.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Kristina needs to take her own advice and communicate with her husband instead of projecting her shit onto Stassi. Like this is weird as fuck. And Beau needs to talk to his wife instead of all of her fucking friends behind her back and then joining in on the gang up during an ambush. #houseofstassi
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Bravo Bitchelorette @bitchelorette.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Are these people Stassi's friends?? Because what the fuck is this intervention bullshit. Yall can't speak to her one and one but you can all come at her in a huge group and make it all her fault on every level? This isn't friendship. #houseofstassi
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Bravo Bitchelorette @bitchelorette.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Any time Beau is actually needed for Stassi he's hiding. And why would Stassi feel safe around her mother and brother??? Look how they act toward her. #houseofstassi
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Bravo Bitchelorette @bitchelorette.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Stassi's mom doesn't want to fix anything. This entire conversation is just her trying to make Stassi look as bad as possible. Her mom seems like an old school narcissist #houseofstassi
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Bravo Bitchelorette @bitchelorette.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Beau's communication SUCKS. Everyone is on Stassi but he literally avoided his best friend for 9 MONTHS because of a dumb text instead of just having an adult conversation. He talks to her friends about how he feels instead of her. He doesn't tell her about a job interview?? Grow up. #houseofstassi
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Bravo Bitchelorette @bitchelorette.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Stassi's sister is diabolical. She lives there free, complains about helping at all, talks shit about her sister nonstop and she just lied and gaslit the shit out of Stassi in real time when clearly she IS fucking Rob. #houseofstassi
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Bravo Bitchelorette @bitchelorette.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
BOOOO!!! Fuck you Luke for not rewatching this season!!!! I have a man who can't self reflect! If there was any season he NEEDS TO WATCH it's this one! #thevalley
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Bravo Bitchelorette @bitchelorette.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Ew ew ew this guy gives me the creeps it's like a physical reaction where my skin crawls. Hes a walking ick!!! Run girl!! #mafs
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Bravo Bitchelorette @bitchelorette.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Jesse treats his wife like dog shit and all his confessionals he plays victim. Stop drinking and being an asshole to her every second of the day maybe???? Loser #McBeeDynasty
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