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Stoned Hag

@bitchdruid.bsky.social
99 followers 96 following 405 posts

Alyssa/♈️| she/they Stoner in STEM| hag dyke | found footage fiend | podcaster: Let’s Get Fucked Up on Spotify |

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Stoned Hag @bitchdruid.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
At the dispensary asking which strain is the gayest
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Stoned Hag @bitchdruid.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
Heated Portrait of a Rivalry on Fire
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Stoned Hag @bitchdruid.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
Everyone stop normalizing bitcoin now!!!!!!! !!!
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Stoned Hag @bitchdruid.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
I can’t stop saying “Big is moving to Israel”
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Stoned Hag @bitchdruid.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
Samantha: Finally! We have a hot mayor! Charlotte: I’m just a little worried about how safe the city is going to be for *whispers* Jews Miranda: I think this could be a really huge turning point for the Democratic Party Carrie: Big is moving to Israel
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Stoned Hag @bitchdruid.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
These are the autumn vibes also I’m getting married in 10 days
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Stoned Hag @bitchdruid.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
My son……he’s a croissant now
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Stoned Hag @bitchdruid.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
I’m pretty sure hell is San Francisco
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Stoned Hag @bitchdruid.bsky.social · 22/09/2025
don’t let me get in my zone (favorite stall at the work bathroom)
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Stoned Hag @bitchdruid.bsky.social · 10/06/2025
me calling the tech guy in the scheme for help: hey uh…it’s me…from the heist
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Stoned Hag @bitchdruid.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
unfortunately I want to watch Hasan disable the content nuke
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Stoned Hag @bitchdruid.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
Thesis was really good
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Stoned Hag @bitchdruid.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
I love the beautiful sights of Philadelphia
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Stoned Hag @bitchdruid.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
New phone background just dropped and it’s pigeon
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Stoned Hag @bitchdruid.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
This weekend was a conclave fr
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Stoned Hag @bitchdruid.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
fully automated luxury space communism? 🚬 haven’t heard that in years…..
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Stoned Hag @bitchdruid.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
I fear I’m at risk for believing anything a bisexual man tells me. I’m unfortunately gullible and bisexual
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Stoned Hag @bitchdruid.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
me on 420
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Stoned Hag @bitchdruid.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
Guys I have a business plan,………I think I’m cooking……
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Stoned Hag @bitchdruid.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
jealous of every single person with a fresh loaf of sourdough bread right now
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Stoned Hag @bitchdruid.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
My journal looks so cute w this cameo charm Ive had squirreled away
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Stoned Hag @bitchdruid.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
Wore a cunty little ascot today and saw a used tampon on the bottom floor of the parking garage
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Stoned Hag @bitchdruid.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
normalize being annoying sometimes
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Stoned Hag @bitchdruid.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
Outfit today balls hard
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Stoned Hag @bitchdruid.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
Back on my bullshit
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Stoned Hag @bitchdruid.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
It’s actually woke and gay to be alive. If you don’t want to be woke and gay you should probably kys
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Stoned Hag @bitchdruid.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
Decorated my new work journal yesterday :,)
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Stoned Hag @bitchdruid.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
🤡
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Stoned Hag @bitchdruid.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
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Stoned Hag @bitchdruid.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
Tiny Pigeon couch has a new home
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Stoned Hag @bitchdruid.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
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Stoned Hag @bitchdruid.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
The thrift store was libbing out today
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Stoned Hag @bitchdruid.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
neighbors are doing construction loudly so I’m having sex with my wife even louder
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Stoned Hag @bitchdruid.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
Pigeon
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Stoned Hag @bitchdruid.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
How much power do I need to wield at work in order to make mandatory birth chart reading meetings
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Stoned Hag @bitchdruid.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
10:43 PM on a work night and the edible kicks in
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Stoned Hag @bitchdruid.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
Great…..more unrealistic body standards for women 🙄
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Stoned Hag @bitchdruid.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
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Stoned Hag @bitchdruid.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
I believe this belongs on trip advisor
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Stoned Hag @bitchdruid.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
Watching Fear and Hunger lore vids again 🥰
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Stoned Hag @bitchdruid.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
Im smoking opium in the Titular dungeon of Fear & Hunger
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Stoned Hag @bitchdruid.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
Whispering “leather bound notebooks” to my phone until Instagram shows me the brand I want to buy a new work journal from
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Stoned Hag @bitchdruid.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
My beautiful princesses w disorders
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Stoned Hag @bitchdruid.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
New thing wrong with me just dropped
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Stoned Hag @bitchdruid.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
One thing I will never do is look up to a man professionally
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Stoned Hag @bitchdruid.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
I think I’m doomed in my professional career to find beautiful and competent women mentors until I become some other dyke’s beautiful and competent mentor
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Stoned Hag @bitchdruid.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
when the scarily put together, competent and beautiful woman in charge at work compliments me:
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Stoned Hag @bitchdruid.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
I must be the hottest, most interesting person in my tiny box on the Microsoft teams meeting
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onion person @junlper.beer · 02/04/2025
permission to lib out, sir
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