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Rhine Stoned Cowboy @bisqueboi.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

Complaining about two pence each day and now you want to talk about buying the damn thing???

Rhine Stoned Cowboy @bisqueboi.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

If I were the transit worker that The Who were annoying talking about “Can I buy your magic bus” I would have kicked them off my damn bus!! You’d better walk your flat British ass to see your baby, Roger Daltrey!

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Rhine Stoned Cowboy @bisqueboi.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

Husker Du, Cream, CSNY, Aerosmith… Bands where each member absolutely straight up hates every other member is a fun dynamic you don’t see very often anymore

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Rhine Stoned Cowboy @bisqueboi.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

Not going to call anybody out by name, but I just think that maybe bands that suck should try to be a little more like bands that I like… Just some good for thought… #FoodForThought

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Rhine Stoned Cowboy @bisqueboi.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

NBA players SOUND OFF‼️🔊 on Lindsay Graham “He was a PROBLEM‼️” 🤯😱😲

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Rhine Stoned Cowboy @bisqueboi.bsky.social · 09/07/2026

Charlie Rich lighting John Denver’s country music award on fire because he didn’t think “Country Roads” was country enough has got to be to be the funniest example of inner genre quarreling ever

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Rhine Stoned Cowboy @bisqueboi.bsky.social · 03/07/2026

“Little Old Lady From Pasadena” Might be the most successful rip off song ever made. Even boomers that were alive when it came out swear it’s a Beach Boys song.

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Rhine Stoned Cowboy @bisqueboi.bsky.social · 22/06/2026

Building the perfect starting five: PG - believes in loch ness monster SG - avid bigfoot hunter SF - spends off season searching for the Lost Dutchman’s Gold Mine PF - thinks they have experienced UFO related missing time phenomena C - jazz fusion enthusiast

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Rhine Stoned Cowboy @bisqueboi.bsky.social · 15/06/2026

Boz Scaggs sounds like the name of a minor Star Wars character

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Rhine Stoned Cowboy @bisqueboi.bsky.social · 02/06/2026

Always unnerved by the Shoes album cover that forces you to lock in with their guitar player

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Rhine Stoned Cowboy @bisqueboi.bsky.social · 02/06/2026

His wah use on Ocean Girl is bordering on AWB territory, so groovy but still has that trademark Neil caveman shamble

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Rhine Stoned Cowboy @bisqueboi.bsky.social · 02/06/2026

Went on a Stills-Young Band dive recently and forgot how fun carefree beach vibes Neil is

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Rhine Stoned Cowboy @bisqueboi.bsky.social · 01/06/2026

In college my roommate sent a letter to the Grizzly chewing tobacco company asking if they would give him a years supply of long cut wintergreen if he legally changed his middle name to “Grizzly” They sent a letter back on official company letterhead telling him to absolutely not do that

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Rhine Stoned Cowboy @bisqueboi.bsky.social · 24/05/2026

When I was first introduced to “Mr Game and Watch” in Super Smash Bros Melee (2001) as a kid I was like “this guy is none of my business, don’t need to learn more about this guy”

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Rhine Stoned Cowboy @bisqueboi.bsky.social · 23/05/2026

My wife when I want to try one of her fancy yogurts

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Rhine Stoned Cowboy @bisqueboi.bsky.social · 18/05/2026

Imagine these cats just burning down “Jesus Is Just Alright With Me”

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Rhine Stoned Cowboy @bisqueboi.bsky.social · 18/05/2026

They should let Michael McDonald direct the next Star Wars movie and they should let George a Lucas sing and play keys in The Doobie Brothers

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Rhine Stoned Cowboy @bisqueboi.bsky.social · 16/05/2026

Oh hell yeah!! One of the first concerts I ever went to was a free Grand Funk Railroad Reunion to celebrate the opening of the Tempe light rail when I was like 12 lol

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Rhine Stoned Cowboy @bisqueboi.bsky.social · 16/05/2026

The first time I heard “I Robot” by The Alan Parsons Project I had to lull my car over because the synths rocked so hard

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Rhine Stoned Cowboy @bisqueboi.bsky.social · 11/05/2026

A display in the James Joyce museum Given my man’s subtle but astute fretwork, and the large crossover between American bluegrass/ hill country music and Irish folk music I know that I could have taught him some Brooks & Dunn songs in no time

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Rhine Stoned Cowboy @bisqueboi.bsky.social · 02/05/2026

In the military if you get in trouble and they take your rank away it’s called getting “busted down” which is funny because if my buddy was like “Yeah man I got busted down last night” I’d be like oh heeeeell yeah, you were in the club??

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Rhine Stoned Cowboy @bisqueboi.bsky.social · 01/05/2026

If Dennis Wilson and Shigeru Suzuki had the chance to team up in the mid 70’s they would have changed pop for forever tbh

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Rhine Stoned Cowboy @bisqueboi.bsky.social · 28/04/2026

How it feels being the only millennial who hates Animal Collective

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Rhine Stoned Cowboy @bisqueboi.bsky.social · 25/04/2026

My new crew member is a Polish guy who doesn’t own a cell phone because “My wife has phone for us, why do I need one?” so this week I wanted to see if he wanted to pickup some overtime hours and when I texted their number she responded within 3 minutes “He will do it.”

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Rhine Stoned Cowboy @bisqueboi.bsky.social · 25/03/2026

I’m eligible for the draft?? But I didn’t even play basketball in colle- ooooooohh THAT draft

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Rhine Stoned Cowboy @bisqueboi.bsky.social · 22/03/2026

How it feels to be one of the only millennials who hates “Somewhere Only We Know” by Keane

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Rhine Stoned Cowboy @bisqueboi.bsky.social · 22/03/2026

A little old lady’s shopping list flutters to the ground With lightening speed and alacrity I step on half of it so she can’t pick it up until she pays me in cold hard cash money hashtag entrepreneur hashtag grindset hashtag no days off

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Rhine Stoned Cowboy @bisqueboi.bsky.social · 20/03/2026

Bro did you seriously just give an account of the game without the express written consent of Major League Baseball?????

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Rhine Stoned Cowboy @bisqueboi.bsky.social · 17/03/2026

The only major university actually teaching “woke” nonsense is Berklee College of Music Nobody needs to play bass like that. Nobody, and I mean nobody needs to play guitar like that

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Rhine Stoned Cowboy @bisqueboi.bsky.social · 16/03/2026

I’ve met Dr. Pepper, and SHE is beautiful

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Rhine Stoned Cowboy @bisqueboi.bsky.social · 13/03/2026

The playlist was compiled by a guy who has never meanfully listened to Irish folk music in their life bro!!!

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Rhine Stoned Cowboy @bisqueboi.bsky.social · 13/03/2026

Bro you’ve GOT to come out on St Patrick’s day!! The most annoying bar in the neighborhood has their whole parking lot fenced off so you can stand on asphalt while you drink green bud light and eat boiled cabbage in the sun!!

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Rhine Stoned Cowboy @bisqueboi.bsky.social · 09/03/2026

“This is the LAST time I sit in the jumpstart while you sit up front you bald little shit!!!”

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Rhine Stoned Cowboy @bisqueboi.bsky.social · 09/03/2026

I think if I was Art Garfunkel I probably would have lashed out in anger and killed Paul Simon at some point

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Rhine Stoned Cowboy @bisqueboi.bsky.social · 06/03/2026

Dont get me wrong, the white stripes changed my life as much as every other white tween in the early 2000s but I mean come on

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Rhine Stoned Cowboy @bisqueboi.bsky.social · 06/03/2026

My brother in Christ you are the white boy blues

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Rhine Stoned Cowboy @bisqueboi.bsky.social · 06/03/2026

They’re calling it the fuzziest album cover of all time

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Rhine Stoned Cowboy @bisqueboi.bsky.social · 06/03/2026

I think the NBA should expand to give every metro area with a population above 500,000 people a professional basketball team A 110 team league It’s a beautiful dream

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Rhine Stoned Cowboy @bisqueboi.bsky.social · 04/03/2026

The Traveling Wilburys doc is so funny A clip of Tom being like “We were all brothers in arms and we made this incredible music together” and every other Wilbury was like “Roy was… not fond of Tom”

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Rhine Stoned Cowboy @bisqueboi.bsky.social · 28/02/2026

Overheard my genz coworker talking about how much he likes the new Baby Keem album but I thought he said BB King and I was like “Oh man did they put out an unreleased album? I’m so sad I never got to see him before he died, I love his stuff in the ‘Well’ era” Genz cw: “Who???”

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Rhine Stoned Cowboy @bisqueboi.bsky.social · 27/02/2026

Coworker hit me with a new one today “It’s like beating a dead horse, eventually you just get tired!”

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Rhine Stoned Cowboy @bisqueboi.bsky.social · 24/02/2026

The ultimate dream is to be a 10-12 year career journeyman utility infielder who never bats above .210

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Rhine Stoned Cowboy @bisqueboi.bsky.social · 23/02/2026

Must be a Albertsons umbrella store! I see signature brand items. I just fear the peppers eye doesn’t have enough holding capacity!!

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