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Bismuth

@bismuththechef.bsky.social
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[Parody account] Cook of prism office, don't ask what the mystery meat is

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Bismuth @bismuththechef.bsky.social · 26/06/2025
Tough. As in you can take a beating, so they want to beat you up but they think you're too strong
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Bismuth @bismuththechef.bsky.social · 26/06/2025
Hey guys. I am currently creating time wizards, does anyone want a spell tome?
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Bismuth @bismuththechef.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
Would you prefer a harder throw?
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Bismuth @bismuththechef.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
Me too, little buddy
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Bismuth @bismuththechef.bsky.social · 21/06/2025
I killed your nephew's boyfriend
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Bismuth @bismuththechef.bsky.social · 21/06/2025
A wing is probably running amok making clones of people. Asking questions is likely going to lead to trouble with a wing, which is no-good. I'd just act as if they were always there, personally.
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Bismuth @bismuththechef.bsky.social · 20/06/2025
Wow. Abnormality make egg when die. Omlette gonna go crazy.
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Mire Neltra of Prism Office @strongestwife.bsky.social · 20/06/2025
I'm beginning to feel even less remorse for him than when I killed his husband. I think I'd do it again if I could.
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Bismuth @bismuththechef.bsky.social · 18/06/2025
PLEASE NEVER TRY AGAIN. NOT ONCE. DON'T EVEN ATTEMPT COOKING CLASSES YOU MUST NOT LET BE OUT IN THE COOKING WORLD.
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Bismuth @bismuththechef.bsky.social · 18/06/2025
MAMMA MIA YOU DESERVE AN EXECUTION
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Bismuth @bismuththechef.bsky.social · 18/06/2025
Congrats on the marriage
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Bismuth @bismuththechef.bsky.social · 17/06/2025
I think they want us dead. Mire called his husband a bitch over the phone. He also said his uncle works for the middle
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Bismuth @bismuththechef.bsky.social · 17/06/2025
I think i killed someone's wife. that sounds bad
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Bismuth @bismuththechef.bsky.social · 17/06/2025
Understood.
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Bismuth @bismuththechef.bsky.social · 17/06/2025
I think someone's watching me right now. I can feel their gaze.
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Bismuth @bismuththechef.bsky.social · 17/06/2025
...you have an offspring?
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Bismuth @bismuththechef.bsky.social · 17/06/2025
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Bismuth @bismuththechef.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
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Bismuth @bismuththechef.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
The bookshelf is awfully table sized. Comfy table, though.
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Mire Neltra of Prism Office @strongestwife.bsky.social · 07/06/2025
Gay people.
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Bismuth @bismuththechef.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
I... You know, this dog is pretty cute. It reminds me of caligo. I think im gonna keep it and feed it and pet it this precious little thing deserves love
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Bismuth @bismuththechef.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
you guys got an air fryer human sized potentially
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Bismuth @bismuththechef.bsky.social · 07/06/2025
You mean... Right meow?
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Bismuth @bismuththechef.bsky.social · 07/06/2025
@prismrepresentativ.bsky.social WE'RE GETTING EMPLOYED! WOOOHOOO! MAKE SURE TO LOOK YOUR FINEST
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Bismuth @bismuththechef.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
Im... Very flattered, but, im gonna have to refuse. The contract lasts for way too long, and i will be unable to open my restaurant chain if i work there. And im pretty well off here in prism office, so im gonna have to refuse you guys~ Text me again, wing people!
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Bismuth @bismuththechef.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
Hello everyone. I am Bismuth Petrov, head (and only) cook of Prism office. Hanna asked me to come join her here, and im pretty sure she'd get herself in trouble here alone so here i am. Do not ask about the mystery meat, but do ask about anything else if you want really. bismuththecook.straw.page
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Bismuth @bismuththechef.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
Thank you caligo
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Bismuth @bismuththechef.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
Tonight im seeing if rat meat (animal) tastes like rat meat (Poor), and turns out it's very hard to get enough rat meat (animal) for a full dish. Do you guys have any methods
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Bismuth @bismuththechef.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
Torture is awfully effective. Do attempt
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Bismuth @bismuththechef.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
Cooking for prism office tonight
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Bismuth @bismuththechef.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
Hanna, i made lasagna in the kitchen are you hungry?
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