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Bismuth

@bismuththechef.bsky.social

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[Parody account] Cook of prism office, don't ask what the mystery meat is

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Bismuth @bismuththechef.bsky.social · 26/06/2025

Hey guys. I am currently creating time wizards, does anyone want a spell tome?

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Bismuth @bismuththechef.bsky.social · 20/06/2025

Wow. Abnormality make egg when die. Omlette gonna go crazy.

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Mire Neltra of Prism Office @strongestwife.bsky.social · 20/06/2025

I'm beginning to feel even less remorse for him than when I killed his husband. I think I'd do it again if I could.

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Bismuth @bismuththechef.bsky.social · 17/06/2025

I think i killed someone's wife. that sounds bad

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Bismuth @bismuththechef.bsky.social · 17/06/2025

I think someone's watching me right now. I can feel their gaze.

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Bismuth @bismuththechef.bsky.social · 15/06/2025

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Mire Neltra of Prism Office @strongestwife.bsky.social · 07/06/2025

Gay people.

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Bismuth @bismuththechef.bsky.social · 09/06/2025

I... You know, this dog is pretty cute. It reminds me of caligo. I think im gonna keep it and feed it and pet it this precious little thing deserves love

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Bismuth @bismuththechef.bsky.social · 07/06/2025

@prismrepresentativ.bsky.social WE'RE GETTING EMPLOYED! WOOOHOOO! MAKE SURE TO LOOK YOUR FINEST

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Bismuth @bismuththechef.bsky.social · 06/06/2025

Im... Very flattered, but, im gonna have to refuse. The contract lasts for way too long, and i will be unable to open my restaurant chain if i work there. And im pretty well off here in prism office, so im gonna have to refuse you guys~ Text me again, wing people!

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Bismuth @bismuththechef.bsky.social · 06/06/2025

Hello everyone. I am Bismuth Petrov, head (and only) cook of Prism office. Hanna asked me to come join her here, and im pretty sure she'd get herself in trouble here alone so here i am. Do not ask about the mystery meat, but do ask about anything else if you want really. bismuththecook.straw.page

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Bismuth @bismuththechef.bsky.social · 06/06/2025

Tonight im seeing if rat meat (animal) tastes like rat meat (Poor), and turns out it's very hard to get enough rat meat (animal) for a full dish. Do you guys have any methods

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Bismuth @bismuththechef.bsky.social · 05/06/2025

Cooking for prism office tonight

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