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Bismuth @bismuthsr.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I just plucked a hair from inside my ear that was a solid 3 cm long. I'm officially old.
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Bismuth @bismuthsr.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
(Premiere in 45 minutes)
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Bismuth @bismuthsr.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The Super Mario 64 120 star TAS Explained Part 2 is out! This covers stars 2-8, in Cool Cool Mountain. youtu.be/VseF3-HNzEs
youtu.be
YouTube
Share your videos with friends, family, and the world
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Bismuth @bismuthsr.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
You don't understand man I was really precise with my instructions I basically made that pizza myself
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Bismuth @bismuthsr.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Imagine being so universally hated that a website like this exists and no one second guesses who it's about is-he-dead-yet.com
is-he-dead-yet.com
Is He Dead Yet – we want to know
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Bismuth @bismuthsr.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Brains are so weird. I saw this font on a YouTube thumbnail and I immediately had a strong feeling that I had seen it before. After digging in my brain for a few seconds, the word "Overball" popped up. I played the 1-hour demo of this game about 22 years ago.
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Bismuth @bismuthsr.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
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Ballaam @ballaam.dk64randomizer.com · 06/09/2026
Work in Progress
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Bismuth @bismuthsr.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Oh shit new tech just dropped
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Bismuth @bismuthsr.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
sorry I sneezed
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Bismuth @bismuthsr.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
See, everyone? That's what YouTube is all about. None of this current day thing I don't relate to, but this very specific niche that defined how I perceived the platform when I first discovered it.
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Bismuth @bismuthsr.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
I know I'm a week late but unless the rules have changed in the past 20 years since my referee training that's no goal and a yellow card for intentionally hiding out of bounds to gain an unfair advantage
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Bismuth @bismuthsr.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Wow, I haven't thought about this in a long time, but I used to do that as a kid when I was in waiting rooms or whatever
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Bismuth @bismuthsr.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
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Bismuth @bismuthsr.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
I have more YouTube subscribers than M Night Shyamalan Depending on when you read this in the next week it might not be true anymore though
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Bismuth @bismuthsr.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
I read somewhere that it's possible it was engineered by OpenAI ahead of a vote on an AI killswitch act to induce a mass public scare so they can nip their competitors in the bud, but idk what to make of that
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Bismuth @bismuthsr.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
If it's as competitive as the housing market in Québec right now, that's a gigantic hell yeah
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Bismuth @bismuthsr.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
I wonder what the answer is
YouTube comment: "This is made with AI?"
Reply from uploader: "Glad you're curious about the process (em dash) there's a lot of creative work behind these sounds! (Heart emoji fire emoji)
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Bismuth @bismuthsr.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
You get extra money after each mission if you dab as you complete it
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Bismuth @bismuthsr.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
How do people confuse past and past participle so much? My friend your language has the simplest verb structure in the entire world it's really not that hard
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Bismuth @bismuthsr.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Shoutouts to the two people who have discovered my content through Bing
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Bismuth @bismuthsr.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
That was not me, no
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Bismuth @bismuthsr.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
I'm only 8 minutes in, but this American's video about Québec French is so good I have to share it. His Québec French is far and away the best I've ever heard from a non-native. www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZnCy...
youtube.com
An English Speaker's Guide To Quebec French
YouTube video by Conor Nickerson
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Bismuth @bismuthsr.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
So it's a League of Legends
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Bismuth @bismuthsr.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
I love that Twitch resets the volume to max between each 10-second ad no matter at what volume you actually set it to
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Bismuth @bismuthsr.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Is Among Us a Castlevania or a Mario?
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Bismuth @bismuthsr.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
The SMB1 any% run is now where I thought the record would reasonably end up when I made my 4:54 explained video in 2021. Except this time, I have no doubt the TAS tie is coming
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Bismuth @bismuthsr.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Watching the eclipse on the NASA feed got me emotional thinking back to the absolutely mindblowing experience that was the 2024 eclipse
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Bismuth @bismuthsr.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
I don't make the rules
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Bismuth @bismuthsr.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
So I left the house for an hour and came back to a guy passed out drunk in my living room after pissing all over the couch and bed. That was fun
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Bismuth @bismuthsr.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
LeKukie: www.twitch.tv/lekukie Niftski: www.twitch.tv/niftski
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Bismuth @bismuthsr.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Mom, it's my turn to post about the SMB1 TAS tie!
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Bismuth @bismuthsr.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
All the people who are anti-cancer or want to slow cancer progress, I have one (2) question: If cancer disappeared tomorrow, could you still get through an entire workday without skin, lung or even brain cancer? Imagine cancer was suddenly cured. Would you actually be willing to give it up?
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Bismuth @bismuthsr.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Wow this most annoying bitch alive has great hair
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Bismuth @bismuthsr.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
I will say queueing up in League Classic against emerald+ modern League players who have no idea minions used to deal damage is really funny
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Bismuth @bismuthsr.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Where do coconuts, peanuts and feathers rank?
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Bismuth @bismuthsr.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
You went so far out of your way, just admit you hate orange clips man
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Bismuth @bismuthsr.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
The most common is 0.0041, sorry, it turns out we're not that special
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Bismuth @bismuthsr.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Also, it says "better than most" but I was very clearly below the average lol
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Bismuth @bismuthsr.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
I struggled more with the blues, might be a screen thing, or maybe I'm just bad and my eyes are old
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Bismuth @bismuthsr.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
It's actually fun and not that bad after you've died to it about 50 times
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Bismuth @bismuthsr.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Streaming 16-hour corrupted gauntlet sessions? 👀
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Bismuth @bismuthsr.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
We often talk about It's Raining Men but I've never seen anyone talk about how this line in the first chorus: "I'm gonna go out to run and let myself get absolutely soaking wet!" is nothing short of a masterpiece
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Bismuth @bismuthsr.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
It's frame perfect. Press a on one frame and e on the next. If you're struggling to get it to work, check your reality's framerate to figure out the timing. Another party trick: if you press i twice in the same frame, you get ï because the top part registers both presses but the bottom part doesn't
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Bismuth @bismuthsr.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
My forehead has a killer mustache
Forehead with a killer mustache
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Bismuth @bismuthsr.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
That's a big red split
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Bismuth @bismuthsr.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
I'm assuming a single yike is not as bad as several yikes
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Bismuth @bismuthsr.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
What I meant to say: But that's not important because your love is priceless to me What came out: But that's not important because your love has no val- actually hold on let me- wait where are you going?
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Bismuth @bismuthsr.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Rare is the embarrassment more poignant than sitting next to someone making a scene in a restaurant
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Bismuth @bismuthsr.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
- But it's always a ball
- Yeah but they only call it a ball when it's thrown wrong
- What about when it's thrown right
- Then it's a strike
- Oh because the batter strikes the ball
- No that's only when the batter doesn't strike the ball
- Okay so what about when he does strike the ball
- Well if it goes off to the side then it's a foul ball
- Oh so it's a ball
- No that's a strike
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