Bismuth @bismuthsr.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I just plucked a hair from inside my ear that was a solid 3 cm long. I'm officially old. 070
Bismuth @bismuthsr.bsky.social · 30/09/2026The Super Mario 64 120 star TAS Explained Part 2 is out! This covers stars 2-8, in Cool Cool Mountain. youtu.be/VseF3-HNzEsyoutu.beYouTubeShare your videos with friends, family, and the world 1162
Bismuth @bismuthsr.bsky.social · 29/09/2026You don't understand man I was really precise with my instructions I basically made that pizza myself 040
Bismuth @bismuthsr.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Imagine being so universally hated that a website like this exists and no one second guesses who it's about is-he-dead-yet.comis-he-dead-yet.comIs He Dead Yet – we want to know 2171
Bismuth @bismuthsr.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Brains are so weird. I saw this font on a YouTube thumbnail and I immediately had a strong feeling that I had seen it before. After digging in my brain for a few seconds, the word "Overball" popped up. I played the 1-hour demo of this game about 22 years ago. 0182
Bismuth @bismuthsr.bsky.social · 01/09/2026See, everyone? That's what YouTube is all about. None of this current day thing I don't relate to, but this very specific niche that defined how I perceived the platform when I first discovered it. 060
Bismuth @bismuthsr.bsky.social · 01/09/2026I know I'm a week late but unless the rules have changed in the past 20 years since my referee training that's no goal and a yellow card for intentionally hiding out of bounds to gain an unfair advantage 020
Bismuth @bismuthsr.bsky.social · 31/08/2026Wow, I haven't thought about this in a long time, but I used to do that as a kid when I was in waiting rooms or whatever 000
Bismuth @bismuthsr.bsky.social · 31/08/2026I have more YouTube subscribers than M Night Shyamalan Depending on when you read this in the next week it might not be true anymore though 0120
Bismuth @bismuthsr.bsky.social · 30/08/2026I read somewhere that it's possible it was engineered by OpenAI ahead of a vote on an AI killswitch act to induce a mass public scare so they can nip their competitors in the bud, but idk what to make of that 110
Bismuth @bismuthsr.bsky.social · 29/08/2026If it's as competitive as the housing market in Québec right now, that's a gigantic hell yeah 110
Bismuth @bismuthsr.bsky.social · 28/08/2026You get extra money after each mission if you dab as you complete it 0150
Bismuth @bismuthsr.bsky.social · 28/08/2026How do people confuse past and past participle so much? My friend your language has the simplest verb structure in the entire world it's really not that hard 170
Bismuth @bismuthsr.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Shoutouts to the two people who have discovered my content through Bing 0270
Bismuth @bismuthsr.bsky.social · 18/08/2026I'm only 8 minutes in, but this American's video about Québec French is so good I have to share it. His Québec French is far and away the best I've ever heard from a non-native. www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZnCy...youtube.comAn English Speaker's Guide To Quebec FrenchYouTube video by Conor Nickerson 0100
Bismuth @bismuthsr.bsky.social · 17/08/2026I love that Twitch resets the volume to max between each 10-second ad no matter at what volume you actually set it to 1120
Bismuth @bismuthsr.bsky.social · 14/08/2026The SMB1 any% run is now where I thought the record would reasonably end up when I made my 4:54 explained video in 2021. Except this time, I have no doubt the TAS tie is coming 0200
Bismuth @bismuthsr.bsky.social · 12/08/2026Watching the eclipse on the NASA feed got me emotional thinking back to the absolutely mindblowing experience that was the 2024 eclipse 080
Bismuth @bismuthsr.bsky.social · 08/08/2026So I left the house for an hour and came back to a guy passed out drunk in my living room after pissing all over the couch and bed. That was fun 1130
Bismuth @bismuthsr.bsky.social · 08/08/2026LeKukie: www.twitch.tv/lekukie Niftski: www.twitch.tv/niftski 171
Bismuth @bismuthsr.bsky.social · 05/08/2026All the people who are anti-cancer or want to slow cancer progress, I have one (2) question: If cancer disappeared tomorrow, could you still get through an entire workday without skin, lung or even brain cancer? Imagine cancer was suddenly cured. Would you actually be willing to give it up? 0333
Bismuth @bismuthsr.bsky.social · 03/08/2026I will say queueing up in League Classic against emerald+ modern League players who have no idea minions used to deal damage is really funny 030
Bismuth @bismuthsr.bsky.social · 30/07/2026You went so far out of your way, just admit you hate orange clips man 110
Bismuth @bismuthsr.bsky.social · 29/07/2026The most common is 0.0041, sorry, it turns out we're not that special 010
Bismuth @bismuthsr.bsky.social · 29/07/2026Also, it says "better than most" but I was very clearly below the average lol 100
Bismuth @bismuthsr.bsky.social · 29/07/2026I struggled more with the blues, might be a screen thing, or maybe I'm just bad and my eyes are old 100
Bismuth @bismuthsr.bsky.social · 25/07/2026It's actually fun and not that bad after you've died to it about 50 times 010
Bismuth @bismuthsr.bsky.social · 22/07/2026We often talk about It's Raining Men but I've never seen anyone talk about how this line in the first chorus: "I'm gonna go out to run and let myself get absolutely soaking wet!" is nothing short of a masterpiece 030
Bismuth @bismuthsr.bsky.social · 10/07/2026It's frame perfect. Press a on one frame and e on the next. If you're struggling to get it to work, check your reality's framerate to figure out the timing. Another party trick: if you press i twice in the same frame, you get ï because the top part registers both presses but the bottom part doesn't 070
Bismuth @bismuthsr.bsky.social · 07/07/2026I'm assuming a single yike is not as bad as several yikes 010
Bismuth @bismuthsr.bsky.social · 25/06/2026What I meant to say: But that's not important because your love is priceless to me What came out: But that's not important because your love has no val- actually hold on let me- wait where are you going? 050
Bismuth @bismuthsr.bsky.social · 25/06/2026Rare is the embarrassment more poignant than sitting next to someone making a scene in a restaurant 010