Alecs P. Hacker @bisimulation.bsky.social · 18hThe "Your program" thing is too complicated so I decided that I will just follow the flow. Come to my talk btw. 141
Alecs P. Hacker @bisimulation.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I feel overworked but I'm also scared that an LLM will steal my new result 000
Alecs P. Hacker @bisimulation.bsky.social · 26/09/2026I think i need to find something else to make my whole personality about 380
Alecs P. Hacker @bisimulation.bsky.social · 26/09/2026I deluded myself into thinking my paper will get into POPL. So I'm starting to write down the sequel 150
Alecs P. Hacker @bisimulation.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Claude is the most productive dev in this office 141
Alecs P. Hacker @bisimulation.bsky.social · 23/09/2026We asked Claude to be present at the birth of my first child, and prove it in Lean. 160
Alecs P. Hacker @bisimulation.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Should I not-touch-grass-max and try to submit to PLDI? 160
Alecs P. Hacker @bisimulation.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Is intern swag the most random thing in the world? Sure i will wear a bucket hat with AWS written on the front, sure 280
Reposted by Alecs P. HackerKiran @kirancodes.me · 17/08/2026LLMs killed the coding star. I saw you on the youtube back in '21 Lying awake intent at watching in on you If I was young it didn't stop you coming through (Oh-a-oh) They took the credit for your hacking prodigy Rewritten by machine on new technology And now I understand the problems you can see. 1113
Alecs P. Hacker @bisimulation.bsky.social · 20/09/2026I did not sign up for this when I started my PhD, llms were bad at everything 1120
Alecs P. Hacker @bisimulation.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Just submitted to POPL and apparently I'm submission number -2,147,483,648 070
Alecs P. Hacker @bisimulation.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Two times I had to use a travel agency to go to a conference and twice they fucked up the reservation 121
Alecs P. Hacker @bisimulation.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Doing software verification using segregation logic to get funding from the current administration 1140
Alecs P. Hacker @bisimulation.bsky.social · 18/09/2026I wonder what happens after you submit the rebuttal, like how do they decide if it is accepted or no? 220
Alecs P. Hacker @bisimulation.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Ok I finished the math for my next crackpot after this I need to figure out what to do with my existance 030
Alecs P. Hacker @bisimulation.bsky.social · 17/09/2026>"All this work is broken" >Checks >It is not broken Why people do this? 030
Reposted by Alecs P. HackerTweag by Modus Create @tweag.io · 17/09/2026Liquid Haskell can prove your type class laws with an SMT solver – or could, until GHC 9 broke it. Juan Pablo Yamamoto spent #GSoC bringing it back. Here's how it went: tweag.io/blog/2026-09... #Haskelltweag.ioRestoring type class support in Liquid HaskellAn internship experience report on reenabling type class support in Liquid Haskell 021
Alecs P. Hacker @bisimulation.bsky.social · 16/09/2026I'm studying @kirancodes.me research in detail to make fun of her more accurately 1130
Alecs P. Hacker @bisimulation.bsky.social · 15/09/2026I come to the conclusion I don't really like mathematics. I only feel motivated to actually study it when I need it to do PL 1110
Alecs P. Hacker @bisimulation.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Who wants to read my paper and make the slides and maybe also present it 240
Alecs P. Hacker @bisimulation.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Ok that Minneapolis might not be the best representative for US cities but the cities in europe that I've loved in are soo much better 100
Alecs P. Hacker @bisimulation.bsky.social · 10/09/2026They really had to put the social security office in the worst place ever 000
Reposted by Alecs P. Hackeroliver @eikopf.com · 10/09/2026fortunately i am de facto internal tools guy so we’re toymaxxing rn 1441
Alecs P. Hacker @bisimulation.bsky.social · 10/09/2026I hate writing rebuttals I hate writing rebuttals I hate writing rebuttals I hate writing rebuttals I hate writing rebuttals I hate writing rebuttals I hate writing rebuttals 000
Alecs P. Hacker @bisimulation.bsky.social · 08/09/2026The only possible explanation for the AI solution to NS is that it was easy as I never tried to solve it myself 010
Alecs P. Hacker @bisimulation.bsky.social · 08/09/2026What is the vegetarian version of "my steak is too juicy, my lobster is too buttery"? 350
Alecs P. Hacker @bisimulation.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Why pickles in europe are good while in the us they are disgusting? 150
Alecs P. Hacker @bisimulation.bsky.social · 07/09/2026rent: 100usd utilities: 50usd 0 kcal root beer: 4034030439049309402usd 060
Alecs P. Hacker @bisimulation.bsky.social · 07/09/2026What's 200usd a month to access a frontier llms? Btw I did get paid 3000usd a month during my phd and 121
Alecs P. Hacker @bisimulation.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Wdym you need approval to leave the us for a few days? 110
Alecs P. Hacker @bisimulation.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Today is not ruined apparently but tomorrow it will 040
Alecs P. Hacker @bisimulation.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Brother i was having a good fucking day why have you decided of ruining it 060
Alecs P. Hacker @bisimulation.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Speaking spanish is a super power in the us 020
Alecs P. Hacker @bisimulation.bsky.social · 03/09/2026So i cannot get free amazon prime because my level is too high 140
Alecs P. Hacker @bisimulation.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Thankfully we dont have impossible meat in europe as it literally sucks 040