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Bishop Steiner

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Bishop Steiner @bishopsteiner.bsky.social · 31m
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Nathan Fillion's Pondering Uhm Moment
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Bishop Steiner @bishopsteiner.bsky.social · 33m
Rly? Looks like October really tryna make up for nothing burger that the first 4 months of Hurricane Season were. RUDE!!!!
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Bishop Steiner @bishopsteiner.bsky.social · 41m
Same. Got tomorrows done.. uh.. yesterday... went to post it today and was like.. wait.. the 9th? that can't be right... Whoops!
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Bishop Steiner @bishopsteiner.bsky.social · 3h
whoops looks like I skipped Mechtober 8th and went straight to 9th. Guess I got some Woof Dragons to do.
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Bishop Steiner @bishopsteiner.bsky.social · 4h
It really is. And one of the biggest strengths is it's so rules lite, you can run just about any tone you want, run long campaigns.. or literally spur of the moment, and it's like... 30 minutes prep to learn the rules make characters and GO. I genuinely love this game.
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Bishop Steiner @bishopsteiner.bsky.social · 5h
ORKTOBA ATE! IZ BLUDBOWL SEAZIN! someone told me that an all Squig Team was recently released for Blood Bowl- yez can hep feed a Boy fixin iz washing machine, ritechere: (got rent to pay and a dead washer, and can only afford one or the other) ko-fi.com/bishopsbeerf...
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Bishop Steiner @bishopsteiner.bsky.social · 15h
Huge disagree. Utopias are always a fiction, and always will be, Because the "peace" the civilian feels will always be bought by blood. And the mythology that "Doctors do no Harm"? Not gonna waste breathe laughing at it.
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Bishop Steiner @bishopsteiner.bsky.social · 15h
I'm going to say it "Under the Cloak of War" dethrones "Under the Pale Moonlight" as the best episode of Star Trek. EVER. Does that detract from DS9? IMO? No. It just reflects the maturation of Trek, the loosening of control from the Networks, allowing Trek to be more "open" than ever before.
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Bishop Steiner @bishopsteiner.bsky.social · 15h
OK, so... once I returned home, no issues, so.. seems like power grid. Yeah the battery on the UPS is dead, but it's still protecting my Desktop. Now just gotta figure out my rent.. since i spent it on (hopefully) fixing my washing machine. ko-fi.com/bishopsbeerf...
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Bishop Steiner @bishopsteiner.bsky.social · 20h
kinda like the one charity he donates too.. which is just his money laundering agency?
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Bishop Steiner @bishopsteiner.bsky.social · 20h
I mean... if Elon thinks it's a good idea we know it ain't.
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Bishop Steiner @bishopsteiner.bsky.social · 23h
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Nathan Fillion's Pondering Uhm Moment
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Bishop Steiner @bishopsteiner.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
maybe. One more thing I can't afford ATM. Still tryna get rent sorted
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Bishop Steiner @bishopsteiner.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
yeah, not a fan. And mine has intercepted enough surged, brownouts, etc, that the battery back up I think is shot, so it's just.. CLICK dead.
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Bishop Steiner @bishopsteiner.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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Bishop Steiner @bishopsteiner.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
so I guess we get to figure out what cured Hello Kitty tastes like....
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Bishop Steiner @bishopsteiner.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
in 2014 Two PETA employees (Victoria Carey and Jennifer Wood) trespassed on a family's property, removed Maya—a nine-year-old girl's pet Chihuahua—and euthanized her.
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Bishop Steiner @bishopsteiner.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I think the removal of skidding is deliberate attempts by Ray Arrastria to murder my beloved Urbanmechs.
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Bishop Steiner @bishopsteiner.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
lessee.... - Mass Euthanasia - the Maya incident - trying to brainwash children - Disposal Incidents (2005) - Insane opposition to pets just some of the stuff I can think of off the top.
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Bishop Steiner @bishopsteiner.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
.... and now my UPS has tripped twice, knocking out my Desktop... but nothing else seems to have been affected in the house. Weird. Power surge? UPS going bad? PSU or other components drawing harder than they should? It'll wait til after coffee. Fuckin all at once I swear.
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Hah Righttt
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Bishop Steiner @bishopsteiner.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
MechTober 7: Northwind Highlanders I'm guessing that was probably obvious even without the Title. details in the ALT Still tryna figure out how to pay my rent & fix my damn washer, Speed Sketch slots still available, or donations gratefully accepted at: ko-fi.com/bishopsbeerf...
MechTober 7: Northwind Highlanders

part 1

I'm guessing that was probably obvious even without the Title.

IWM Highlander is still the best.. and yes I know Captain Morgan faces the other direction... but it's really hard to hold that basket hilt broadsword (Claybeg?) with your Gauss Rifle. Or in this case, LB-10X because yes... there is a special variant with this one.

Coming off their Success in Operation Bulldog and Serpent, with the Hussar and Blackwatch declaring directly as SLDF Regiments. The Black Watch was one mech designed for them, but the Hussars wanted something a bit different and gave specifications for an infighting variant of the Highlander.

Dropping the Gauss for a dual purpose Blankenburg LB-10X autocannon, the Medium Lasers were updated to Defiance Model XII Extended Range models, and the SRM rack was updated with Streak technology. Lastly the LRM20 would have an Artemis IV FCS added for enhanced efficacy.




*Still tryna figure out how to pay my rent AND fix my damn washing machine (which chose this week to have suspension shit out), Speed Sketch slots still available, or donations gratefully accepted at:
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The biggest offensive change was the addition of a broadsword. Enhancing that is Triple Strength Myomers. To make it easier to engage, two heatsinks were dropped. Oddly, at least at first glance, they were upgraded to Double Strength. There was a madness to the method though. 5 of them are connected to a deactivation switch, which is actually shut off, by default. With only the 5 active, the mech can approach while firing it's LB-X and LRMs with no waste heat. As it closes.. the simple act of walking, wile firing all it's short range weapons would be enough to instantly trigger the Myomers, which in theory could be kept active simply by firing the ER Medium Lasers. Should the mech not be able to close, the extra 5 DHS can be activated, allowing it to use it's various ranged weapons with relative aplomb.

The only hold up was the experimental Endo Composite internal structure, which feed up the required blend of tonnage and internals space. LIkewise the Armor would be switched to standard plate, with more added to give it similar protection.

Unfortunately, the first shipment to the Hussars arrived just in time for the outbreak of the Jihad, with the Hussars being annihilated in the opening months of the Blakist crusade. With the Hussars and Black Watch both being essentially rendered inactive, the lines on Son Hoa would be severely damaged, so the model would be discontinued.

With the discovery that Jaffrey Loren and a few Hussars had survived, in 3069, a few of the 2SL would also be recovered, though by the final battle of the Jihad, only 2 were still known to be functional, one of which abandoned the sword for a more brutal hatchet.
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Bishop Steiner @bishopsteiner.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Orktoba 7: Just a Jawsome Squigasaur There are Squigs, Squigasaurs Squigsharks, but since my first autistic obsession was Sharks? yez can hep feed a Boy fixin iz washing machine, ritechere: (got rent to pay and a dead washer, and can only afford one or the other) ko-fi.com/bishopsbeerf...
Orktoba 7: Just a Jawsome Squigasaur

Well.. there are Squigs, there are Squigasaurs and there are Squigsharks.... but since my first autistic obsession was Sharks, every time I saw Big Chompa, I think "SHARK". So I felt a powerful need to make a SharkSquig.. or a Landshark.. or a Squigalodon?

Anyhow, debated giving it gills..... so got two versions, you tell me which is more better for Orkboy Amphibious Cavalry!

yez can hep feed a Boy fixin iz washing machine, ritechere:
(got rent to pay and a dead washer, and can only afford one or the other)
https://ko-fi.com/bishopsbeerfundOrktoba 7: Just a Jawsome Squigasaur

Well.. there are Squigs, there are Squigasaurs and there are Squigsharks.... but since my first autistic obsession was Sharks, every time I saw Big Chompa, I think "SHARK". So I felt a powerful need to make a SharkSquig.. or a Landshark.. or a Squigalodon?

Anyhow, debated giving it gills..... so got two versions, you tell me which is more better for Orkboy Amphibious Cavalry!

yez can hep feed a Boy fixin iz washing machine, ritechere:
(got rent to pay and a dead washer, and can only afford one or the other)
https://ko-fi.com/bishopsbeerfund
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Bishop Steiner @bishopsteiner.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Usually do various Battletech Stuff, but here is one of my original designs, made for the RIFTs RPG, the Icarus. a highly mobile Dynamax sized Robot Vehicle, reversed engineered from the remains of a Robotech Master's Invid Fighter Bioroid. Designed to counter Gargoyles in the New German Republic.
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Bishop Steiner @bishopsteiner.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
the thing lost on so much of the Modern Warhammer crowd.. it was NEVER meant to be serious. It started life as a Satire. And the silliness was abundantly clear, thru on to stuff like BloodBowl. But at some point, it seems that the Edgelords decided the GrimDark WAS the reason for the season.
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Fat Gordo's Game Day Meltdown
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Bishop Steiner @bishopsteiner.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Amen. I was born in the USA. That does not mean I support, or am responsible for the actions of the Leadership of the USA, or even a significant chunk of the populace. Same needs to be held true for every other Country. Judge people by THEIR actions, not their governments.
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Bishop Steiner @bishopsteiner.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I used to play Orks as my primaries way back when I played Warhammer Fantasy, 40k & BloodBowl. And by way back I mean over 25 years ago. No intention of returning, but I have to say, while all the minis have massively improved since (except maybe some of the Eldar stuff), those Squigs tho? NICE!
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Bishop Steiner @bishopsteiner.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
hey! I still have a home! At least until the landlord comes for the rent!
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Bishop Steiner @bishopsteiner.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Orktoba 6: MOAR SQUIG PIX! Yuz gits in truble now, dis Boy can ryme da wordz! N iff'n u fink me can't, yu gonna be squig turdz! WAAAAAAAAAGHHHH!!! yez can hep feed a Boy fixin iz washing machine, ritechere: ko-fi.com/bishopsbeerf...
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Bishop Steiner @bishopsteiner.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Excellent! And yeah, the trailer didn't give much information to work from (a bit better when I rewatched on my desktop instead of my phone, but, eh). And I definitely look forward to your video!
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Bishop Steiner @bishopsteiner.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
But then I still get annoyed at the stupid "The DCMS won't use mech hatchets cuz samurai".... ignoring that the samurai used swords the same as everyone else.. as sidearms... and did in fact use Ono, Naginata, Tesubo, and of course Daikyu and Guns, more than their swords, so there's that. *sigh*
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Bishop Steiner @bishopsteiner.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
whilst I look forward to this.... the Combine is.. only loosely based on Edo Period, at the best of times. More like.. Space Shogun, with very cherry picked, overly romanticized details, degraded by time and distance. But the base uniform is more (loosely) WWII Imperial coded, in this instance. 🤔
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Bishop Steiner @bishopsteiner.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
now I am craving an Apple Jack....
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Bishop Steiner @bishopsteiner.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
OK; from Chris, that is a Nova Cat Elemental, so we should be good.
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Bishop Steiner @bishopsteiner.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
but..is Tiaret... the Big Blonde in the trailer? Cuz... if so.. that's a problem
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Bishop Steiner @bishopsteiner.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
guessing to avoid being a snack....?
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Bishop Steiner @bishopsteiner.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
you can modify anything into anything else. Doesn't change the canon design being poor. Even if you did account for mods, that is still 6/9/4 with an XL. Still super slow, and running or jumping you get what, a +2 TMM? By clan invasion, Lights w/ less than a base +3-4 TMM are pretty much toast.🤷‍♂️
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Bishop Steiner @bishopsteiner.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
nuh uh..iz spelt difrent! u tryna trik Rozsnot, but Rozsnot iz SmartBoy!
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Warcraft 3 Orc Peon
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Bishop Steiner @bishopsteiner.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
but...?
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Bishop Steiner @bishopsteiner.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
if'n I get roun ta da brite drawfinkz fer Orktoba, I'z hazta kep dis in mind! If red make go fasta! what duz paintin it Pink, Blu and Whyt doz? MUST KNOW!!!
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Crippled Giraff Decals @crippledgiraff.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
A friendly reminder for Orctober
Eternal War on Transphobes
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Bishop Steiner @bishopsteiner.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
tired of your Ultra Autocannons becoming boat anchors after your first roll of the dice? UPGRADE to the all new (ok, not really, we don't do those crazy edition jumps, outside of Mechwarrior), all improved (probably more true) Battletech Core Rules....
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Bishop Steiner @bishopsteiner.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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Emilia Clarke as Sarah Connor: Everything's Changed
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Bishop Steiner @bishopsteiner.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Mechtober 6: Mountain Wolf Battlemechs why settle for good, when you can just have weird, instead? Visually, it was one of Duane's ...experiment with curves designs, so it's def.. uh, distinctive? Statswise? eh, full 411 in the ALT help me fix that danged washer here: ko-fi.com/bishopsbeerf...
Mechtober 6: Mountain Wolf Battlemechs
why settle for good, when you can just have weird, instead.

Visually, one could say it was a product of Duane Loose's "Too much LDS in the 60s" era (I kid, he was experimenting with curves, not ergots), and thus, like most of it's TRO 3058 Brethren.. is visually.. uh.. distinctive.

When it comes to stats? I mean.. solid armor for a Light Mech, decent heat management and range, at least compared to 3025 era Lights... but.. it's weapons are an odd mismatch of an ER Large Laser, a std Large Laser and a Medium Pulse Laser. OH.. and it's a Light Mech with an XL engine... that didn't use it to get decent speed, topping out at 97 kph, in an era where realistically 8/12 or 9/14 movement is pretty much the norm. So fragile engine and no TMM to write home about. Heck, no JJs, even.

I tried to improve it, but short of just Clan Teching everything? Nothing really seems worth the effort. How about you? Any stories of daring do that should make me revise my opinion?
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Bishop Steiner @bishopsteiner.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
just like you younger folk to totally cancel thingamajig, dagnabbit!
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Bishop Steiner @bishopsteiner.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
ah, that's it, just knew it as Boot Theory.
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Bishop Steiner @bishopsteiner.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
and now need to repair my washer, and replace my walking shoes. Just.... FFS. And yes still offering speed sketches of Mech or Ork stuff, not just asking for handouts. ko-fi.com/bishopsbeerf...
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Bishop Steiner @bishopsteiner.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
not familiar with it off the top of my head. But does also include my fucking washing machine not working now? (or specifically not able to engage spin cycle because it appears the load leveler is not working all of a sudden)
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Bishop Steiner @bishopsteiner.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
was a bit shocked to have a wet sock, soles looked intact. But actually touching it its worn down to Bible paper thinness..and has 2 small punctures. I reckon 4000 km over the last year and a half... is decent durability (the insoles suck tho) just one more thing I can't replace right now. ,🤷‍♂️
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