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The Thumb Thespian

@bishopcognac.bsky.social
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Hop-Scotch champ, yodelling expert, skip to my loo ambassador, "Dad Joke" connoisseur, sayer of fuckery, AND.. accomplished taker of naps. Blah blah, yada yada, extra jibber jabbah. Go wash your bellybutton!

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10x e.B.i.t.d.a @aduke3a.blacksky.app · 6h
Show me a picture in your phone that has your energy, but isn't a selfie...
Black woman with short hair and perfect red lip wearing a white lace dress sitting on a chair with a row of people sitting behind her. Her head is cocked to the side as she looks at something off camera with a look that’s part amusement, part judgement…
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The Thumb Thespian @bishopcognac.bsky.social · 6h
"Let me IN! I just KNOW you got that good garbage in there! Word to my peoples..."
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The Thumb Thespian @bishopcognac.bsky.social · 6h
Show me a picture in your phone that has your energy, but isn't a selfie...
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The Thumb Thespian @bishopcognac.bsky.social · 11h
It's only 12:21pm, and this Monday has already Mondayed, as much as a Monday, can possibly Monday.
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The Thumb Thespian @bishopcognac.bsky.social · 22h
🎶 It's 7 o'clock, on the dot... Chris in the dock dock... Offender repeats... 🎵
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now.arsenal @nowarsenal.bsky.social · 16h
It’s down to Mikel Arteta and Arsenal to stop the cheats again. We got this. 🫡
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The Thumb Thespian @bishopcognac.bsky.social · 17h
I do. Just acted way too shady
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The Thumb Thespian @bishopcognac.bsky.social · 21h
Yes. I enjoyed it.
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The Thumb Thespian @bishopcognac.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
I tried to rent a bouncy castle, and the prices were extortionate! Person I spoke to, said it was due to inflation...
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The Thumb Thespian @bishopcognac.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
How come "So" and "Do" don't rhyme?
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The Thumb Thespian @bishopcognac.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Me laughing at a joke I don't understand, because I like her more than a little bit...
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The Thumb Thespian @bishopcognac.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Nobody: Me, after killing a spider in my house:
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The Thumb Thespian @bishopcognac.bsky.social · 22h
When I get stuck on a mission...
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The Thumb Thespian @bishopcognac.bsky.social · 22h
🎶 It's 7 o'clock, on the dot... Chris in the dock dock... Offender repeats... 🎵
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The Thumb Thespian @bishopcognac.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
115 charges.
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The Thumb Thespian @bishopcognac.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
The irony of the horn section, playing.. "I wake up feeling so hoooorny" isn't lost on me. 🤣🤣🤣 This was phenomenal. 🔥👌🏿
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The Thumb Thespian @bishopcognac.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
My #Arsenal team play today, and we HAVE TO bounce back from the Brighton defeat. We're at home, against an in form Leeds side.. BUT.. Nothing less than 3 points will do! Let's Leeds, by example. (See what I did there) 🤣 🗣️ 🔊 LET'S FUCKING GOOOOO AAAARRRSSSEEEENAAAL! P.S. Bun Mancheatster CITEH!
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The Thumb Thespian @bishopcognac.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Yeah so anyway... I noticed that one bike comes, and another one goes. One bike comes... and another one goes... .... It's.... It's all a cycle.
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Belly Gang Feet 🔱 @bnbgoodfella.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
What’s the difference between a poorly dressed man on a tricycle and a well dressed man on bicycle?? Attire!
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The Thumb Thespian @bishopcognac.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
🗣️ 🔊 YEEEOOOW! It's really Friday for the WHOLE day though! 🙌🏿🙌🏿
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The Thumb Thespian @bishopcognac.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
This is what ironing boards are doing, when we're out the house...
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The Thumb Thespian @bishopcognac.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
Ever see a spider so big, it sounded like it had church shoes on, when it crawled across the wooden flooring? The spider I just went to war with, was EXACTLY that. I brought the slipper down, with the power of the hammer of Thor, and this fucker jumped out the way! I swear it said "Nah nigga" too.
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The Thumb Thespian @bishopcognac.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
🤣🤣🤣 Happy Birthday bro
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The Thumb Thespian @bishopcognac.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Happy Birthday!! Hope you had a good one
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The Thumb Thespian @bishopcognac.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I never once imagined #Carrie being adapted as a mini-series... But it worked... And it worked SUPERBLY!! This was a magnificent offering to the franchise, from Mike Flanagan... And the other writers. 🔥👌🏿🔥👌🏿 BRILLIANT!!!
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The Thumb Thespian @bishopcognac.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Nobody: Me, looking at all #Carrie 's victims:
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The Thumb Thespian @bishopcognac.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
This is beautiful man. Being able to do things like this, for people you love... Just, beautiful.
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The Thumb Thespian @bishopcognac.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Absolutely, superb.
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The Thumb Thespian @bishopcognac.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I'm just watching the new #Carrie series. Definitely expecting great things, because there's NOT a Mike Flanagan project, that I don't like.
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The Thumb Thespian @bishopcognac.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Me, after trying that...
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The Thumb Thespian @bishopcognac.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Serena: "I'm about to use my spare racket, and go upside your head."
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The Thumb Thespian @bishopcognac.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
"I don't know much about Compton... Bloods, and Crips... But I watched Tales From the Crypt, and I understand how scary the world can be, for black people..."
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The Thumb Thespian @bishopcognac.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I'll be there. Mike Flanagan knows how to make horror.
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The Thumb Thespian @bishopcognac.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Season 4 was fucking AWFUL. I don't even care how it ends now. 🤣🤣🤣
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The Thumb Thespian @bishopcognac.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Yes!!
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The Thumb Thespian @bishopcognac.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
🤣🤣🤣 Not my finest moment... But it was ABSOLUTELY, necessary.
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The Thumb Thespian @bishopcognac.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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Crash Bandicoot's Energetic Dance
ALT: Crash Bandicoot's Energetic Dance
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Copyrite @wikikel.myatproto.social · 06/10/2026
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The Thumb Thespian @bishopcognac.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I'm DEFINITELY gonna sing a song, of love.... Rest well Freddie J...
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The Thumb Thespian @bishopcognac.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Still one of the worst lies I've ever seen on social media. 😂😭 That nigga watched faaaaaar too much movies. 🤣🤣
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The Thumb Thespian @bishopcognac.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Ah man... No, no, no... Not Freddie Jackson man. SMMFH. R. I. P 🙏🏿🙏🏿
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The Thumb Thespian @bishopcognac.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Being treated like a toddler having a tantrum, as a grown ass, tough back man... Is CRAAAAAZY! 😂😂😭😭
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The Thumb Thespian @bishopcognac.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Chat RESPTTC... Why I don't get no respect?
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The Thumb Thespian @bishopcognac.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Man said... - _____-
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The Thumb Thespian @bishopcognac.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
When you catch a fade, but it's irrelevant...
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The Thumb Thespian @bishopcognac.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
🫡🫡
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The Thumb Thespian @bishopcognac.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Gonna be on that porcelain cauldron like...
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The Thumb Thespian @bishopcognac.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Happy Birthday bro 👊🏿
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King James II @kingjames88.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Nesting is taking me owt 😭😭😭😭
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The Thumb Thespian @bishopcognac.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
🤣🤣🤣🤣
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