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The Thumb Thespian

@bishopcognac.bsky.social
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Hop-Scotch champ, yodelling expert, skip to my loo ambassador, "Dad Joke" connoisseur, sayer of fuckery, AND.. accomplished taker of naps. Blah blah, yada yada, extra jibber jabbah. Go wash your bellybutton!

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The Thumb Thespian @bishopcognac.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
Shiiiiiiiiiid... I WISH Chuckie would try me... I'd fuck him entirely up! The movie would be shorter than an advert. 🤣🤣 "Hi, I'm Chucky.. Wanna pla-" Me:
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The Thumb Thespian @bishopcognac.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
People killed by Chucky should be embarrassed. 🤣😭 I get to heaven, and ask you how you got there... and you tell me Chucky murdered you.... I'm whooping your ass!! 😂😂
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The Thumb Thespian @bishopcognac.bsky.social · 42m
Same.... But it's embarrassing to be killed by him. 🤣🤣🤣 I'd definitely fuck Chucky up. Lol
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Big Sag ♐️Traveling Menace @neau.blacksky.app · 50m
Yeah stop that shit bitch
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The Thumb Thespian @bishopcognac.bsky.social · 21/06/2025
Reasons I reskeet, my skeets: - I'll see something on the skyline, that'll remind me of a previous joke. - We're all in different timezones, and I wanna spread my hilarity.. Evenly. - There's no way that's not getting more laughs, that's hilarious. However, maybe it wasn't THAT funny... 🤔 Naaah
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The Thumb Thespian @bishopcognac.bsky.social · 04/06/2025
One thing I'm gonna ALWAYS do, is reskeet my jokes. 🤷🏿‍♂️ Followers: "Ugh... We KNOW nigga. 🙄"
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The Thumb Thespian @bishopcognac.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
White people.... Please don't EVER like, or reskeet, a post with the word "Nigga" in it. It's like you're saying it... and this will result in a block, report, and a possible beat down.
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The Thumb Thespian @bishopcognac.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
"🙄🙄 Do you HAVE TO reskeet every mention / interaction?" Yeah, I do! I'm here to be social... I'm not a celebrity, so I'm not about to pretend that I don't see that shit. People are appreciating the skeet, and I'm letting 'em know that... I appreciate, the appreciation. 🤷🏿‍♂️
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The Thumb Thespian @bishopcognac.bsky.social · 9h
Usher Ramen
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Phodeci
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The Thumb Thespian @bishopcognac.bsky.social · 9h
Koi's II Men
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The Thumb Thespian @bishopcognac.bsky.social · 1h
Knock knee'd bitch. 😂
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The Thumb Thespian @bishopcognac.bsky.social · 1h
Why yes... Yes I did. 🤣🤣🤣 Put it aaaaaall the way, on Leon. 😂
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The Thumb Thespian @bishopcognac.bsky.social · 1h
That's me, when speaking Spanish 🤣
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The Thumb Thespian @bishopcognac.bsky.social · 1h
Nobody: Golf commentators:
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The Thumb Thespian @bishopcognac.bsky.social · 1h
Nobody: Me: "MELISSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAQAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!"
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The Thumb Thespian @bishopcognac.bsky.social · 16h
Posting, and going... Simply because, I'm looking particularly studious today. 😂🤓
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The Thumb Thespian @bishopcognac.bsky.social · 9h
When I get snuck on a mission...
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The Thumb Thespian @bishopcognac.bsky.social · 9h
A LOT of you niggas get on here and just project... But you disguise it as "Women aren't this" and.. "Women aren't that" because... *Insert ludicrous take* Smh. It's EASY to spot you emotionally inept, women hating, trauma consumed, but won't deal with it... Type niggas. Get help... Go heal.
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The Thumb Thespian @bishopcognac.bsky.social · 9h
I just wanna say to my Generation X people, and to the Millenials.. We look goooooodtt. We're aging magnificently. I'm 48 years old.. 49 in February, and I embrace every bit of it. Wouldn't change it for nothing. I wouldn't trade in this life experience, and wisdom... And I'm STILL learning.
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Poor Righteous Teacher @brothaskeeper.blacksky.app · 5h
The little aftershock💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
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Evil flat chested wench @justlakthat.bsky.social · 8h
It’s crazy how seemingly true this is!! Love and hate at the same time, very confusing!
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Poor Righteous Teacher @brothaskeeper.blacksky.app · 11h
The Tempuratations.
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The Thumb Thespian @bishopcognac.bsky.social · 9h
Koi's II Men
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Big Bad Booty Daddy @bamaslymm.blacksky.app · 9h
HEELLLPPPP. 😂😂😂😂
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Phodeci
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Usher Ramen
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The Thumb Thespian @bishopcognac.bsky.social · 9h
I just wanna say to my Generation X people, and to the Millenials.. We look goooooodtt. We're aging magnificently. I'm 48 years old.. 49 in February, and I embrace every bit of it. Wouldn't change it for nothing. I wouldn't trade in this life experience, and wisdom... And I'm STILL learning.
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The Thumb Thespian @bishopcognac.bsky.social · 9h
A LOT of you niggas get on here and just project... But you disguise it as "Women aren't this" and.. "Women aren't that" because... *Insert ludicrous take* Smh. It's EASY to spot you emotionally inept, women hating, trauma consumed, but won't deal with it... Type niggas. Get help... Go heal.
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✨🥀Persephone🥀✨ @bipolarpisces35.blacksky.app · 10h
Idek why men get on here saying stupid shit about women. I wish I would defend my pussy to a man I would never fuck 😂
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The Thumb Thespian @bishopcognac.bsky.social · 9h
These the "Pretty Wings" Maxwell was singing about... 🤣😭
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The Thumb Thespian @bishopcognac.bsky.social · 9h
When I get snuck on a mission...
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The Thumb Thespian @bishopcognac.bsky.social · 9h
They're doing waaaaaay too much. 😂😂😂😂
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The Thumb Thespian @bishopcognac.bsky.social · 10h
I'm just playing 'Metal Slug' on my retro gaming ting... and I forgot how much fun this game is. I used to kill it at the Arcade, when I was a yout. 😂😂
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Metal Slug Fio Jumps on Car
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The Thumb Thespian @bishopcognac.bsky.social · 16h
Posting, and going... Simply because, I'm looking particularly studious today. 😂🤓
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Joe @isthisshiton.bsky.social · 18h
Hate that the industry ran this man away & cost us so much greatness.
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High School History Hashira @sleepyteach82.bsky.social · 19h
This is my alarm song. It's one of my favorites.
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The Thumb Thespian @bishopcognac.bsky.social · 20h
🗣️ 🔊 YEEEOOOW!! It's really Friday for the WHOLE day though! 🙌🏿🙌🏿
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The Thumb Thespian @bishopcognac.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Yeast infections:
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Nene Leakes: Now Why Am I In It?
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The Thumb Thespian @bishopcognac.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
"We heard you kept asking women for threads... So we put a needle, and sewing materials, in the dash.."
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ᴢᴇɴ sɪᴍᴍᴏɴs @killlthehype.blacksky.app · 01/10/2026
I love this video so much 😭
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The Thumb Thespian @bishopcognac.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Also JD Vance, in a furniture store: "Sofa, so good.. As long as you don't recline, my offer. Divan's outside... Just say the word baby. I chairish you.."
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The Thumb Thespian @bishopcognac.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
When JD Vance hits the furniture store:
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The Thumb Thespian @bishopcognac.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Donald Trump has ordered all furniture stores across America, to allow JD Vance, to have "Quiet time" after closing.
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theSoreWinner @thesorewinner.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
this scene got me…lost my best friend due to covid complications in 2021 and 3 other close one 3 straight years following. continued rest 🕊️🕊️🕊️🕊️ #theDrop: A Snowfall Saga
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The Thumb Thespian @bishopcognac.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Man Feeling It at Super Bowl Gospel Celebration
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The Thumb Thespian @bishopcognac.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Paul Walker as Brian O'Conner: Forget About It
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The Thumb Thespian @bishopcognac.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The franchise seems to of gone in a different direction
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