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Clearly a universe that solved its #JDVance problem before it got out of control - someone should open a portal

playing #Harvestella on the human’s toy and spilling coffee drips on the little lap blanket and very quietly and gently hissing the other cats to stay off this futon #catsofbluesky #cats

A close up of a black cat with white chest markings and a few white hairs on her nose. She is wearing a red collar. She has one white eyebrow that shows in the image but her left eyebrow is black and doesn’t show. It gives her a lopsided look.

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Bish @bish-please.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Happy #caturday it’s a good day to sit on your paper bag and attend to some self care

A black cat with white markings sits on a paper supermarket bag cleaning herself. She has her tongue out a one paw raised to her forehead. She has a red collar.

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Bish @bish-please.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

omfg mopsa this one actually merited a “dierye” entry… what even are you? #cats

A cream and greyish-tan cat lies on her back half sitting up. She looks very disheveled.

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Bish @bish-please.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Two cat trees, baskets, boxes, toys, plenty of fresh food and water, some silvervine, both humans home, but I’m going to sit up here and growl whenever any other #cat comes into the room.

A black cat with white shirtfront markings and speckled paws sits atop a white bookshelf next to a box containing a jigsaw puzzle and a tiny toy sewing machine. The shelves below her are filled with with well-worn books.

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Bish @bish-please.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

One of the more frustrating things about the era is that the President of the United States is a traitor and a rapist.

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Bish @bish-please.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Me: can I play with my spring? The human (very loud): I AM OLD AND DO NOT COMPREHEND THE PLETHORA OF LANYARDS ON GROWN ASS ADULTS Me: #cats

The upside down face of a black cat with white markings lying on her back on a cat tree.

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Bish @bish-please.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

That Breaking Bad is #1 is so wrong. I wish I could understand what people are seeing that I can’t. I loathed it. And Deadwood and Happy Valley both should be much higher up. How anyone could watch either of them then place Girls or GoT or Veep higher is just unfathomable.

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Bish @bish-please.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

I loathe bells!! And I am too smart and have secretly opposabled my thumbs so don’t waste money on trying other bells. I shall defeat them all! #cats #catsofbluesky

A black cat with white markings lies on her back on a wooden cat tree. She is looking up at the person taking the picture with her head upside down. Her eyebrow whiskers are white on one side and black on the other and it gives her a rakish look.

Displayed on a scarred green wooden tabletop: a red cat collar, with a little brass bell and a wire sitting to either side of a tag with a black star shape and the name Bish and contact information (blurred) printed on it.

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Bish @bish-please.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Ohhhh CAAAAAAAATURDAAAAAAY my very favorite time #caturday

A black cat’s face seen behind as she tips her head back to look up. Her eyes are green and her whiskers are very white and long.

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Bish @bish-please.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

“Ohhh another flipping relic… what’s this one, St. Karen of Winnetka’s Goiter?”

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Bish @bish-please.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Pumpkiny-wumpkiny!!!!!!!! Happy FriYAY! #catsofbluesky

A black cat with white shirtfront and paws is pictured from the back. She has her head bent to nose an orange felted pumpkin about the size of a grapefruit. She is wearing a red collar and standing on a threadbare light blue futon cover.

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Bish @bish-please.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

The human got up and plugged in their old remote computer to cover a task for another manager and now it’s almost 6:30 and they haven’t left yet! They don’t even have shoes on! It can’t last but it’s been nice walking in the keyboard and being helpful again. #cats

A black cat with white shirtfront markings and a red collar sits on a wooden cat tower. There are string lights and a yellow stretchy cat toy in front of her.

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Bish @bish-please.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

DERE DIERYE IME GOTTING VERRY WEDT 2TODEY BYE TEHE RANE THAT RANED IT DIDDE RANE MUTCH ANED IME’WOS OWTSID TEHE RUNER’S’S BARKENG DOGES BARKDED ATTE MEE IME’SCERD ANED RANN EN TEHE SHURBS TEHEN ET WOS NITEIME TEHE HEWMINS MEDE MEE CAME ENDORS TAHAT ES AWL PEE ESS DOE CRIMS IME’AM MOPSA #cats

A cream and grayish tan cat with medium length fur cleans her bottom in an awkward folded up position. There is a wooden desk behind her. She sits on a sheet patterned with trees and mountains.

The same cat as in first image sits eyes closed sleepily on the arm of a chair. A white teacup with a green handle is near her on a wooden table.

The same cat as in the first two images sits in an undignified way on her back on a red and white quilt that is very ragged.

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Bish @bish-please.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

In looking for #book posts I’ve found a few that are someone’s #AI generated pap about reading accompanied by cheesy AI art. They’re trying to sound profound but it’s like those Jack Handey things on SNL & it makes me sad. Also they can’t be bothered to use alt text so I’m also angry

A black cat with white shirtfront markings sits on a white shelf with books behind her and another shelf of books above her. She has a red collar with a black tag.

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Bish @bish-please.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

It was supposed to be lazy #caturday but the bad neighbor has been using the same loud stinky machine all the day that he used all last weekend. It’s hard to hear music or thoughts or even me talking (!) it smells like melted plastic MAGAs so even Mopsa is indoors and we are fighting

A black cat with white shirtfront markings and specked paws crouches on a wooden tray with a green and black portable keyboard and an orange pen in front of her. There is a bookshelf and a white door with a brass knob in the background and a yellow and white striped duvet in the foreground.

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Bish @bish-please.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Name a non-LOTR character who could resist the One Ring I give you Marilla Cuthbert

A photo of Colleen Dewhurst as Marilla Cuthbert in the 1985 Anne of Green Gables series. Image shows a woman of perhaps 60 in Edwardian style clothing including a severe gray cardigan. She is rolling her eyes.

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Bish @bish-please.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Everyone: Outside! Outside! We want outside! We want to play in the leaves (Pip) and kill some monsters (Rory) and steal figs (Mopsa) and …wait no we want to sleep on the stove (me, Bish) #cats ready for #hedgewatch

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Bish @bish-please.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

BISH: Anything Pip can do I can do better I can do anything better than Pip! PIP: No you can’t! BISH: Yes I can! PIP: No you can’t! BISH: Yes I caaaaaaaaaan! PIP: Anything Bish can do I can do better I can do anything better than Bish! #catsofbluesky

A black cat with a red collar has her back to the camera. She faces a gray cat with white markings who has her tongue out and up licking her nose.

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the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Ocarina of Agrarian Collectivism

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Bish @bish-please.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

It was like having two Caturdays this week except the human fell down Mopsastyle on the bike path on the real Caturday & their knee is a messss and they have a puffy shin so they stayed home mostly yesterday and today & we are getting out the #Skyrim after a break because autumn cosy yeaaaaahh #cats

A sleepy black cat woth white markings lies curled on a yellow and white striped duvet. She has a red collar with a black star shaped tag. There is the right side of a keyboard and steam deck in front of her.

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Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Apparently people are sharing this far and wide on social media, which I think is horrible. This could cripple ICE operations. PLEASE do not share this.

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Bish @bish-please.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

That’s me in the rain fly That’s me in the sun beam Hiding my felt pigeon Trying to keep an eye on Pip But I don’t know if I can do it Oh no I’ve slept too much I haven’t slept enough… #catsofbluesky

A black cat with white markings sits hunched over a gray felt toy (not really visible in the image) staring at another cat outside the frame.

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Bish @bish-please.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

The internet truly does not get better than this <3 #rice #epic

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Bish @bish-please.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

The human is sitting in the empty new worksite waiting to see if wires guys need to be let in. It is, they say, full of strange noises and that there is no space so liminal as a half-set up cubicle farm. lmao jobs #cats

A black cat with white markings hugs a wooden ball with a face painted on it wearing a stuffed cloth blue wizard hat with yellow stars.

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Bish @bish-please.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

The yellow ceiling sproinggg! broke and the one human fixed it on the shelf for meeee!! #catsofbluesky

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Bish @bish-please.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

DERE DIERYE ETHAS BEN 2TO LAWNG CENTS IME’AME RITED HEER ROREY DIDE BEEEEG CRIM!!!ROREY AMING MINE HEEROW!!!! LOOKET TEHISS LOOKET ROREY!! ROREY HER’ED FITTED EN DROR!!!! DOE CRIMS IME’AME MOPSA ANED TIHIS IS ROREY TEHE GODESSE!!!!! #cats #caturday crims

A calico cat lies atop lots of packets of wooden chopsticks, aluminum foil, and parchment paper in an open drawer.

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Bish @bish-please.bsky.social · 25/07/2026

If you subscribe for $7.99 a month you can listen to the entire Toast Spread Archive as well as our special subscriber only hour long specials on waffle and pancake toppings

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Bish @bish-please.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

DERE DIERYE IME’AME MOPSA ! ! ! DUE CRIMS ETISE 2TWO HOTTE 4FORE CRIMS ESSEPT PEEENG WITCHCH IME’AM DIDDE 2TWICE ONNE TEHE BEAD 1WONS YES TIDERDAY ANDE 1WONS 2TODOY PEEEE PEEEE PEEE INE PROWTEST IME SAYE PEE ESS IME’AMENT EN JAY AL IME EN TEHE CAPATIO ETIS HOTTE #cats

A cream and grayish tan cat with a black collar sits in a catio glaring at the photographer.

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Bish @bish-please.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

Rory says “BLUUUUUUE VELLLLLVET” #catsofbluesky

A calico cat is stretching out in a dark room under a television. The light is very blue. Her back paws and backside are prominent and you may just be able to make out her face.

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Bish @bish-please.bsky.social · 11/07/2026

DERE DIERYE PIPPE GOS OWTSID LIEK ROREY ANED NOWE SHEE ISENT PEEEING TEHE CAREPIT SHEE MOSETLY STEYS EN TEHE SHURBS OWTSID TEHE NEBBORS WINDO ANED SHOWTS 4FOR ALICE WHOMEST SHEE HASE A CRUCHE ON SHEE DOZE NOTTE KYLLE BURDS OAR SNEKES ITTE IZ HOTTE AS A NOVEN PEE ESS DOE CRIMS #cats

A disheveled medium haired cream colored cat with grayish tan ears and face loafs on a dusty dark wooden shelf. She has a bell showing dekm a collar hidden by her fur. Her eyes are almost closed.

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Bish @bish-please.bsky.social · 11/07/2026

caturdaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyy #caturday

A black cat with white markings sits with one hind leg pointing straight up and her front paws out. She is making a very serious face for someone in such an undignified posture. There are books on a shelf behind her (one is The Dyer’s Hand and another is The Woman Who Gave Birth to Rabbits) and some small boxes.

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Bish @bish-please.bsky.social · 21/06/2026

The humans watched the first part of #TheOtherBennetSister today and the one human was just *entranced* and it was weird. You’d have thought there was a specially big busy *spider on the ceiling* at the very least #caturday

A gray and white cat lies on her side on a table with a television just barely visible above her.

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Bish @bish-please.bsky.social · 21/06/2026

DERE DIERYE!!!! IME’AME BADDE DIDE ROUF CRIMS DIDDE XESKAPE CRIMS NOWE WER’ME BAND FRUME TEHE CAPATIO UMTIL ET ES SAFF. ALSOW ROREY HISED ANED CHEASED AN DOGGE ANED ITS MANNE TEHEY RANEAWEY FRUME HIRE VARY FUNEY VARRRY VARRY EF IME’AME AWNEST SUTCH NOOZE IME’AME RESETINK NOWE #caturday

A cream and grayish tan cat sleeps on a colorful kantha blanket.

The grayish tan face of a confused looking cat pokes over the top of an awning covering a catio. There is light from a window behind her.

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Neugin @lostcitymagic.bsky.social · 17/06/2026

"You fool! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders! The most famous of which is, 'never get involved in a land war in Asia,' but only slightly less well-known is 'never let a man only known for bankruptcy and pedophilia negotiate terms'!"

Image is Vizzini from the film 'The Princess Bride' laughing

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Bish @bish-please.bsky.social · 17/06/2026

DERE DIERYE WE’MAVE GODT A CAPADIO!! IME’AME DODN’T HEV PITCHTURS OFE ET YETE BCECUZ IME’AME 2TO BIZY WOTCHING TEHE FENTS 4FOR TAHAT SKWEERRELL WAHAT ETE ALLE TEHE STARWABIRYS OENELY THENG IME’AMN’T EBLE 2TO DOE CRIMS EN TEHER SUM1ONE DOE SUM 4FOR MEE PELEESE IME’AME MOPSA HAHA!! #catsofbluesky

A disheveled cream and grayish-tan cat is on her back cleaning herself. It is a very undignified position and she looks like she’s trying to stuff her head into her own solar plexus (or whatever cats have). Her hind feet and tale are hanging over the edge of a small wooden table. There is a lot of clutter in the background.

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Bish @bish-please.bsky.social · 17/06/2026

RIP in pepperoni all the tourists from Keokuk and Winnetka who just want to post some trite but earnest selfies of yourself and your offspring in matchy-matchy outfits and having all this in the background

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Bish @bish-please.bsky.social · 09/06/2026

How much I needed this skeet and all the replies today 🥂to all of us who get a sad from phrases and idioms and similes

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Bish @bish-please.bsky.social · 07/06/2026

#BskyProm2026 we are still fighting over the dresses so we’re gonna miss it again this year I bet

A grey cat with white chest markings and paws and a black cat with white chest markings and paws climb some clothes hanging from a door. In front is a blue tank dress on a green hanger.

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Bish @bish-please.bsky.social · 05/06/2026

DERE DIERYE BISSHE GOTDT 2TO GOE OWTSID! TEHE HEWMINS GODT A NEXTRA TRAKER 4FOR HIR ANED MABBEY MEE ANED PIPPE ALL SOW EF WEE RE GUDE JUS EN TEHE BAKYARTD OWLNLEE EN TEHE FENTS IME’AME NOTTE YOUSULEE GUDE BUTT IME’AME TRI! TEHE NESXT TIM IME POWST MABBEY IME WILBEE OWTSID!!! DOE DERT CRIMS #cats

A black cat with white shirtfront markings and speckled paws stands in some sad looking grass. She has a red collar. There is a small green ball by her front paws. There is a garden hose behind her.

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Bish @bish-please.bsky.social · 05/06/2026

How the hell did I miss like 80% of May? All I did was download final fantasy X and now look! #cats

A black cat with white shirtfront markings and speckled paws hangs her head down from a cat tower made of light colored wood. There are string lights around the sisal post.

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Bish @bish-please.bsky.social · 11/05/2026

lmao I posted that twice because the phone said it didn’t upload and asked if I wanted to save a draft - see, MUUUUHHHNDAAAAAYYYY like I said (twice how embarrassing even Mopsa doesn’t doubleskeet)

A black cat with white markings (mostly hidden) and speckled paws lies on her side with her head down on a turquoise cotton futon cover.

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