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Andrew Middleton

@birobasher.bsky.social
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Music, Art, writing, cinema. Political posts will expire. Remember: don't argue with *them*, just report/block. Just so you know, I mute anyone who creates or spreads #AIslop My blog: birobasher.wordpress.com

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Andrew Middleton @birobasher.bsky.social · 5h
I think it's comparing that woman to a trans person as an insult. I think it's insulting Miller by imagining him to be trans. Like those 'hilarious' images of Putin in 'gay' makeup.
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Andrew Middleton @birobasher.bsky.social · 6h
Be better. Being trans isn't an insult you have a right to use.
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Andrew Middleton @birobasher.bsky.social · 10h
Question: has anyone else wondered what the website gets out of this?
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Andrew Middleton @birobasher.bsky.social · 16h
'Aforementioned??
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Andrew Middleton @birobasher.bsky.social · 16h
This seems to be 'doing the numbers, as today's youth with the nice long hair like to say. I suppose I should tell you about my podcast? I don't have one! Hah-ha, you fell for old podcast trick.
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Andrew Middleton @birobasher.bsky.social · 20h
And yet very soon the BBC will insist that all onscreen guests and competitors wear BRL poppies. Because that's different.
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Andrew Middleton @birobasher.bsky.social · 21h
Doctor, it's the Corbynites!!
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Andrew Middleton @birobasher.bsky.social · 21h
You lot really need to bin your ex GB 'News' department heads and Robin Gibb. They're destroying what's left of public service news media.
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Andrew Middleton @birobasher.bsky.social · 21h
Note the MEGA cap in the photo. Not 'Make Britain Great Again', just England.
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Andrew Middleton @birobasher.bsky.social · 21h
The party came second, tripled its vote, the Labour majority shrank. If this was Nigel Farage, the media would be shouting nonstop about the party's growing success. Now do you see the difference?
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Andrew Middleton @birobasher.bsky.social · 21h
Pig piss. Still completely in character for those two swine.
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Andrew Middleton @birobasher.bsky.social · 21h
They are.
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Andrew Middleton @birobasher.bsky.social · 21h
Too soon
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Andrew Middleton @birobasher.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Define 'far left'. Thought not.
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Andrew Middleton @birobasher.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Cooperation
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Andrew Middleton @birobasher.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
"What's happened to the money? " "Fackin spent it, ain't we?" "Really?" "Yeah, s'all gone".
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Andrew Middleton @birobasher.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
First two albums for Roxy inflected new wave rock. Duncan Kilburn on horn. 'Fall', 'Sister Europe', 'Pulse', 'She Is Mine', 'Dumb Waiters', 'It Goes On'.
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Andrew Middleton @birobasher.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I'll raise you the Psychedelic Furs.
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Andrew Middleton @birobasher.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Aww, I wanted to see it go boom.
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Small Robots @smolrobots.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
For Sale: Baby shoes, never worn (our baby's feet are weirdly massive. We have to buy it adult-sized shoes. They keep growing and it's costing us a fortune. Please help us and our enormous-footed child).
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Andrew Middleton @birobasher.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Whrre do we report this?
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Andrew Middleton @birobasher.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
That doesn't automatically oblige those people to vote Green; they chose to.
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Andrew Middleton @birobasher.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
If they want to, the party can ditch him at the end of his two year term anyway. People seem to forget that we do this stuff differently.
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Andrew Middleton @birobasher.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
No, he's allowed seven more attempts to be elected.
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Andrew Middleton @birobasher.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Seriously?
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Andrew Middleton @birobasher.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
'Flesh piano'! Rather proves your point. Well played 👏
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Andrew Middleton @birobasher.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
One third was the threshold for 'whoops Putin's in trouble'. Well played!
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Andrew Middleton @birobasher.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Proportional Representation.
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Andrew Middleton @birobasher.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I mean, what was he *wearing*?
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Andrew Middleton @birobasher.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Freudian fairy tale?
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Andrew Middleton @birobasher.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
But he went ahead and did it anyway.
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Andrew Middleton @birobasher.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
static.klipy.com
Night Night Oh Nice
ALT: Night Night Oh Nice
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Andrew Middleton @birobasher.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Thanks. He was almost ninety six.
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Andrew Middleton @birobasher.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
It must be hard for satire to keep up.
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Andrew Middleton @birobasher.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
When my dad went into hospital for the last time I saw the chart outlining mental and physical decay from being bedbound. It's pretty quick.
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Andrew Middleton @birobasher.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Sam Smith pub, maybe?
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Andrew Middleton @birobasher.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
[No]
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Andrew Middleton @birobasher.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
'Jhu'? Does that mean what it sounds like?
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Andrew Middleton @birobasher.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
#UltimateFridge?
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Andrew Middleton @birobasher.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Correlation/causation rules apply.
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Andrew Middleton @birobasher.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Erm...don't?
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Andrew Middleton @birobasher.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Coming second and massively growing the vote counts for something though.
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Andrew Middleton @birobasher.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
They didn't seriously think Divorced Dad was going to win?
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Andrew Middleton @birobasher.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Still in the Colony Club.
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Andrew Middleton @birobasher.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Think of a better way to insult someone, please?
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Andrew Middleton @birobasher.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
"Come to Turkiye and eat cordon bleu with fashionable young waifs/running laughing through the streets/lounge on yachts....for now, anyway. Not you, queers". youtu.be/LkHeqTa4COk?...
youtu.be
Ready to feel the İstanbul Vibe?
YouTube video by Go Türkiye
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Andrew Middleton @birobasher.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Dunno, but the uniforms are to DIE for. [Reposted because of shitty autocorrect]
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Andrew Middleton @birobasher.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Yeah, it's replacing Jesus with profane magicks. Burn her! BUUUUUUURN HER!!
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Last Exit to Nowhere @lastexittonowhere.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
“I worked hard and made my own way, just as my father had. And just, I’m sure, as he hoped I would. I learned, from observing him, the satisfaction that comes from striving and seeing a dream fulfilled.” Susan Alexandra “Sigourney” Weaver is 77 today.
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Annie Gottfried Cohen @annsplaining.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Reading the news, it would be easy to believe that the Green Party has adopted a policy to expel its Jewish members, prevent them from attending synagogue or at the very least scrutinise their activities outside the party. *None of that has happened* 🧵
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