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It’s me. Shell. Villa, L’il Dick ‘Ed, general abuse

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Shell @birminghamb6.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
I think the right phrase is ‘most of the time’ 🤣
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Shell @birminghamb6.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
He’s living his very best life Noc, same as Leo (I’m lurking on Twitter too)
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Shell @birminghamb6.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
We’re fine thank you Mrs O, occasionally lurking (not so much on here as it keeps logging me out) but I am mad busy at the moments so I pop into see what’s happening and slink back out again
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Reece Dinsdale @reecedinsdale.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
Sorted. 😉😎
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Shell @birminghamb6.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
Just watched that about three times and each time I thought the ‘what the fuck’ was broadcast by the bbc
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Shell @birminghamb6.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
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Shell @birminghamb6.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
Does Waze not have an android version?
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Shell @birminghamb6.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
Oh no, devastated to hear Mr Chunky Face didn’t make it, I’ve been dipping in and out of his journey very occasionally for a while Swim free, Mr Chunky Face 🐡
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Shell @birminghamb6.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
Just use ChatGPT instead (or the ai tool of your choice) I was going to say Gemini but that’s, erm, google
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Shell @birminghamb6.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
I plumbed in my new dishwasher on Sunday. Getting the door off the old one defeated me
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Stephen L. Wright @stephenlwright.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
Aston Villa Football club are 4 games away from winning an 8th FA Cup & 4 games away winning a second European Cup. Marcus Rashford & Marco Asensio play for us & the World’s Number 1 is all ours. Best of all? We have… #AVFC
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Shell @birminghamb6.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
That’s the best kind of cob, that is
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Shell @birminghamb6.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
Well how on earth would I know the answer. I’m just trying to be helpful 🤣
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Shell @birminghamb6.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
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Shell @birminghamb6.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
I’ve introduced him to PWEI - he’ll be googling the references in Can You Dig It till he’s 18
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Shell @birminghamb6.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
Just got nominated to help a friends kid understand the lyrics to ‘Pretty Fly for a White Guy’. Kid has gone head first into The Offspring, Blink 182 etc Has anyone else tried to explain who Ricki Lake is to an eleven year old? (He had assumed it was an American Football player)
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Shell @birminghamb6.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
Good lord above
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Shell @birminghamb6.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
Me! Me I need it Thank you very much
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Shell @birminghamb6.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
Take care Dawn, we’re always here if you need us x
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Shell @birminghamb6.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
Don’t be going all Spursy on us now Villa, ffs
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Shell @birminghamb6.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
Get us and our sexy football
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Shell @birminghamb6.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
🙌
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Shell @birminghamb6.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
Right then, let’s see which version of Rashford we’ve got then
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Shell @birminghamb6.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
Morgz
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Shell @birminghamb6.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
Good lord
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Shell @birminghamb6.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
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Shell @birminghamb6.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
Fken O2, there’s no signal at all it’s appalling
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Amanda @pandamoanimum.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
Husband was telling me about someone at work who refused to admit he was wrong about something, even when shown proof. Me: He wouldn’t back down? Husband: No, he was adamant. Me: I suppose he thinks ridicule is nothing to be scared of. Husband: Me: Husband: I want a divorce.
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Shell @birminghamb6.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
Hang on a minute - Spurs did WHAT??!
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Ben Dolphin 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿❄️⛰🌲 @countrysideben.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
Lochnagar in real time this afternoon. The wind must have been howling up there today 😱
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Shell @birminghamb6.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
Sigh 😞
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Shell @birminghamb6.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
Goddam
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Shell @birminghamb6.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
Fk sake ref get a fucken grip
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Shell @birminghamb6.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
This weather needs to sort its shit out
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Shell @birminghamb6.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
I’ll strap it to my back… …no change there
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Shell @birminghamb6.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
I’ll give it a go
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Shell @birminghamb6.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
Behold! www.premierinnbed.co.uk/premier-inn-...
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Premier Inn Mattress 2.0
Temperature regulating sleep surface keeps you cool Edge to edge support for a larger sleep area Energy-giving gel layer supports free movement Ultra comfy pillowtop layer
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Shell @birminghamb6.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
Whatever the No.1 film was on your 10th Birthday is how your 2025 is going to be Snakes. Why did it have to be snakes?
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Shell @birminghamb6.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
Boinging on to it is part of the fun 🤣🤣
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Shell @birminghamb6.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
I’m seriously thinking about getting a Premier Inn mattress you know, it’s not just hype is it, they really are great. I think this every time I stay at a Premier Inn but I may act on it this time
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Shell @birminghamb6.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
I think you’ve got something. I’m in.
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Shell @birminghamb6.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
It’s warming up, we’re out making the most of it
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Shell @birminghamb6.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
Behold the icy citadel of abundance I have built for the little feathered and furry visitors to my domain
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Shell @birminghamb6.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
Oh bloody hell, missed this. I’d be straight into a hotel, after that three day stretch we had a couple of years ago. It’s not fun.
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Shell @birminghamb6.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
Ffs Minus 12 on the tops
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Shell @birminghamb6.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
I did not
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Shell @birminghamb6.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
Richard Dunne’s house. I need this, can we have a whip round? www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/1...
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Check out this Equestrian facility for sale on Rightmove
Equestrian facility for sale in Lodge Lane, Dutton, Warrington, Cheshire, WA4 for £1,650,000. Marketed by Savills, Knutsford
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Shell @birminghamb6.bsky.social · 05/01/2025
I think you’ll find Paul Heaton is very pro the North and everything it produces and therefore I reject your sarky comment in relation to the Beautiful South
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Shell @birminghamb6.bsky.social · 05/01/2025
Been out for our evening widdle. It’s horrible out there, horrible. Sleety and windy and melty and cold
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Shell @birminghamb6.bsky.social · 05/01/2025
TAA really doesn’t give a fuck any more 🤣
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