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birkodes.bsky.social @birkodes.bsky.social · 2h
The night ferry from Belfast this Wednesday
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birkodes.bsky.social @birkodes.bsky.social · 3h
It was a genius idea and worked a treat. I enjoy battling nature, though I'm not really capable these days. I told Mrs Des how I was going to modify my mower. She said "won't you puncture your tyres" 😁
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birkodes.bsky.social @birkodes.bsky.social · 3h
As it happens I just got away with a whack to the face and head from the metal handles as it fell on me. But I still had hold of the drive bar so instead of letting go of it, to stop the blades rotating, I kept hold of it, hence a close shave was nearly had.
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birkodes.bsky.social @birkodes.bsky.social · 4h
@bunnylodge.bsky.social Up at 4.30am, though not out of choice Mad summer's day in #Fanad yesterday..good grass cutting day. Had to modify my mower due to slipping on the grassy slope last week & nearly mowing my face off It worked a treat, much more traction #DragonsDen And a few pints after
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Oliver @oliver48.bsky.social · 23h
The real two-tier justice no party wants to abolish ... There are more benefit inspectors chasing claimants stealing a pittance than HMRC tax inspectors chasing super-rich fraudsters & tax dodgers living a life of luxury on their criminal loot worth £millions meme via The UK Against Hate
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birkodes.bsky.social @birkodes.bsky.social · 14h
"Nil 6, to the racist twats, nil 6, to the racist twats" Etc
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birkodes.bsky.social @birkodes.bsky.social · 20h
😁
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birkodes.bsky.social @birkodes.bsky.social · 23h
Chem trails !! It's mind control !!
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Woolfinder General @brianwoolfinder.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Arf
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birkodes.bsky.social @birkodes.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I'm hot... Disappointed I don't recognise that tower thing in the other one
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birkodes.bsky.social @birkodes.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Oh, is the first one in Storeton near the motorway, Kennels?
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birkodes.bsky.social @birkodes.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Morning Stop drinking wine. If I drink a lot of wine I seem to stay pissed for days. What football ? Are you buying a phone or making a pie ? Grey and miserable here, and the weather is a bit shite too.
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birkodes.bsky.social @birkodes.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Phwooaaarrrr !! Get me 😳
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birkodes.bsky.social @birkodes.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Is the last one Brimstage? And the pub sign the Pier Hotel, Woodside?
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birkodes.bsky.social @birkodes.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Savage
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birkodes.bsky.social @birkodes.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Afternoon, just back home from Dublin Points dropped deffo Giving away that first goal then the second one was sure to follow Gutted cos that would have been some win Love to go to the game in Serbia and invade the pitch but it would be the most feeble invasion ever, me hobbling onto the grass
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birkodes.bsky.social @birkodes.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
And he wonders why there's a butter shortage in Liverpool
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birkodes.bsky.social @birkodes.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Austria will whack us
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birkodes.bsky.social @birkodes.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Afternoon Tis lovely weather here too Just got to Dublin in exactly 4 hours, and my hotel has let me in 3 hours early plus my elderly cousin has just arrived at the pub round the corner Like clockwork So off for a pre pre match pint. Here's my view over #Dublin Makes me appreciate #Fanad
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birkodes.bsky.social @birkodes.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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birkodes.bsky.social @birkodes.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Unfortunately that's not going to happen
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birkodes.bsky.social @birkodes.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
But it's still pissing down in north #Donegal Obviously 🙄
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birkodes.bsky.social @birkodes.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
100%
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birkodes.bsky.social @birkodes.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Our home game is in Serbia Both sets of fans are banned this time.
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birkodes.bsky.social @birkodes.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
@bunnylodge.bsky.social This prick was at the game, celebrating Israeli terrorists. x.com/YosephHaddad...
x.com
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birkodes.bsky.social @birkodes.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The fact that we beat them makes no difference to my opinion that we shouldn't have played that match They will make the most of the Irish player's feeble gestures when a total boycott was the right decision We're going to play them again next week, more opportunity for Israelis to act like twats
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birkodes.bsky.social @birkodes.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
@bunnylodge.bsky.social Morning Moonlight before the daylight How was the Bunny lodge weekend? Went to visit a few lads on Inishowen, and had too much to drink, but that's been a rare occurrence this trip. Back on the water now. Trip to Dublin Thursday then back to Wirral shortly after Booooo
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birkodes.bsky.social @birkodes.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I can quite believe it. And apparently one player gave Gavin Bazunu abuse for his stance on the game. Waiting to find out which bastard that was Our squad is split, 14 for playing the games and 9 against Big divisions, a big mess We'll get twatted #FuckIsrael #FuckUEFA #FuckFAI
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birkodes.bsky.social @birkodes.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
"1 out of 4 ain't bad"
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birkodes.bsky.social @birkodes.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
First one is familiar, is it on the Wirral way somewhere? Second one looks like near ours, Dibbinsdale 3 No idea 4 Greasby
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Richy Craven @richycraven.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Picturing Erling Haaland being sold at police auction like a drug lord's speedboat.
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birkodes.bsky.social @birkodes.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
@bunnylodge.bsky.social At least one result went my way last night..
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birkodes.bsky.social @birkodes.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
It's from Sunday's Indo It takes me all week to read it It was indeed lovely to have my mower back. I cried a little as I pushed her through the luscious, overly long beautifully green grass
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birkodes.bsky.social @birkodes.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
If you are financially able to retire, do it. Retirement, I can't recommend it enough
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birkodes.bsky.social @birkodes.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Morning Monday was scorcio, Tuesday never stopped being wet ALL day and night, then yesterday was lovely Shite again today Weather fronts are playing tick It was lovely to see my mower finally back in its natural habitat yesterday, eating grass Today, Maggie at the barbers & van to the garage
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birkodes.bsky.social @birkodes.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
We don't need alcohol in the stands Keep it to the concourse.
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birkodes.bsky.social @birkodes.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Morning That must be what we had yesterday, ALL day Didn't get out once Maggie not too happy It's much brighter today but looks very changeable Only bright thing yesterday was the return of my mower which had been held hostage for a month It'll be a slog to cut very long, wet grass Need whiskey
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birkodes.bsky.social @birkodes.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Burnham does ??
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birkodes.bsky.social @birkodes.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Nah, you wouldn't recognise me now, I've aged. I'd be able to sneak up behind you, hobbling quietly to give you an arthritic dig A stealthy pensioner ninja
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birkodes.bsky.social @birkodes.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Are you away with your chum Brigitte, aka Tall Paul ? Can you please ask him where is the best place locally to get a Donegal tweed suit, (or just a jacket)? Yes, I know I'm actually in Donegal...but prices 😳
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birkodes.bsky.social @birkodes.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Do you work for Amazon deliveries ? I'll bet the wrong people "got it"
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birkodes.bsky.social @birkodes.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I think I have to now..
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birkodes.bsky.social @birkodes.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Wtf happened to my spelling
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birkodes.bsky.social @birkodes.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I went to the Famine memorial in Liverpool and was shocked to fund no refreshments stall fur tea and xake I complained. Cos I'm a twat
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birkodes.bsky.social @birkodes.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Yep, a castle... We don't talk about his football allegiance Looks like you'll have a nice sunny day then. Still raining here
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birkodes.bsky.social @birkodes.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I reckon he does, the little beaut. Think his mum's family were Anglo Irish toffs and he did go to college here so he probably is Irish Never been a big fan
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birkodes.bsky.social @birkodes.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Nope, he's the son of a British diplomat and he was born in Argentina Yes, Fanad was the Lady in Blue yesterday. But as usual, she's now fucked off somewhere else and it's raining again
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birkodes.bsky.social @birkodes.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Morning.. All downhill re the weather, or just life in general ? You will never believe what happened here yesterday.. It was scorcio, all day We've finally had our heatwave ! My mower is supposed to be turning up today as I managed to persuade them to deliver it, as they'd had it for a month🙄
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birkodes.bsky.social @birkodes.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
He does 🙂
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birkodes.bsky.social @birkodes.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Morning, not long up after my second attempt at grabbing some sleep. Woke up to sunshine.. SUNSHINE!! And its very warm 🤷🏼‍♂️ Well done Boca. I like that you slipped into 'Allo Allo' pronunciation for clubs. Still no mower 🙄
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