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Birdonic @birdonicwaves.bsky.social · 11h

When you see the police, it's Paramount you Warn a Brother about your Discovery before they eMerge!

Birdonic @birdonicwaves.bsky.social · 11h

When a white on white crime is about to happen to me but lowkirkenuinely its ok because I can instantly disable the assailant by saying the key words "how to save a life scrubs"

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Birdonic @birdonicwaves.bsky.social · 12h

It's so over based bros. I just saw Malfoid walking out of Planned Parenthood

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Birdonic @birdonicwaves.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

It's nice to see some big geniuses out there are still asking the big questions.

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Birdonic @birdonicwaves.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

What Ed Sheeran thinks he looks like fighting antisemitism

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Birdonic @birdonicwaves.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

they said "it's that big back again" 😂

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Birdonic @birdonicwaves.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

When audiences saw a 3D movie for the first time they were only used to 2D ones so they thought the objects coming at them weren't real which tragically cost thousands of lives.

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Birdonic @birdonicwaves.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

We are ALL lining up at Spirit Halloween this weekend to get our Digger costumes before it becomes the most popular movie in America and they go out of stock immediately.

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Birdonic @birdonicwaves.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

They actually give you the Black legendary in that one. It's about tolerance or something.

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Birdonic @birdonicwaves.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Sorry G4 but it's JAPANESE GAMES ONLY for the Real Ones like me

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Birdonic @birdonicwaves.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

literally a game you can't even save in smh

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Birdonic @birdonicwaves.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

"I'm still choosing Texas over you." Well, I don't mean to be rude miss Langley. But I reckon if you spent a day under the sea in a town called Bikini Bottom, you juuuuuust might wind up like a certain squirrel from your neck of the woods who put her roots down here for good. -The Country Fish

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Birdonic @birdonicwaves.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

What will your job be after the bubble pops? I plan on selling bundles of OpenAI stocks as lucky scoops on TikTok live.

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Birdonic @birdonicwaves.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

It's so easy being green you'd have to be a worthless dumb little puppet to find this shit challenging in any way.

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Birdonic @birdonicwaves.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I should be used to it by now but it's still hard to accept the president is just a guy who talks shit all day now 😅

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Birdonic @birdonicwaves.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Someone once asked me if I'd rather have $1 or $1,000,000. I said I'd take the $1. When all you have is a single dollar it makes you hungry. It makes you stay motivated. It makes you grind harder. The man who took the million has already spent it all. But you are just getting started.

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Birdonic @birdonicwaves.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

I tried listening to the new JoJo opening but the part where they played r*p was so aggressive and overstimulating I had to pause the video and put on some Steampowered Giraffe to calm down. Maybe Netflix should consider replacing the song considering how many anime fans have sensory issues.

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Birdonic @birdonicwaves.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

That mean old motherfucker Donald Trump took it too far this time, CNN and MSNBC is bad but he really banned Autotune the News?

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Birdonic @birdonicwaves.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

It's hard to understand now but back in the day The Beatles saying they were bigger than Jesus was like if today they said they were bigger than Ultra Instinct Goku.

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Birdonic @birdonicwaves.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

If you see one of these in your neighborhood you just know the price of rent is about to go up

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Birdonic @birdonicwaves.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

This picture has helped me convince so many dumb hicks to paint my white fence for free. Hayseed suckers 😂

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Birdonic @birdonicwaves.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

When people read the bible it was their first time encountering a book so when they turned the page it was so realistic they ran because they thought the words were coming at them.

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Birdonic @birdonicwaves.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Fred and his brother have a YouTube vlog channel that is genuinely terrific second screen noise and they go to Des Moines ALL the time, it is legitimately crazy how many close calls I must have had with them

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Birdonic @birdonicwaves.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

I am going to live for a full year off of only products Don Draper helped create advertising campaigns for

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Birdonic @birdonicwaves.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Imagine if you were an undercover alien from Jupiter how bad it would feel to hear everyone say they go to your planet to get more stupider. And at school they call your lunch stinky because its a space burger or something.

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Birdonic @birdonicwaves.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

When people played Pong it was the first ever video game and it seemed so realistic they would run from the white ball when it got close to them.

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Birdonic @birdonicwaves.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

If you run a small business you should never masturbate because that would be sleeping with your boss.

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Birdonic @birdonicwaves.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

My neighbor is a bagel My Jewish is a Muslim Knicks in Five!!!

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Birdonic @birdonicwaves.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

I flew to Brazil and showed their most expensive plastic surgeon this photo. He nodded without saying a word and laid me down on the table. I'll see you all when I wake up.

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Birdonic @birdonicwaves.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

It's just me and my vibe-coded Rasberry Pi against the world. #Programmer

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Birdonic @birdonicwaves.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

I love when AI guys are like "once we figure out how to do this thing that's impossible and nobody can figure out, robots will take your job and fucking kill you". Imagine any other business advertising itself this way. Like if McDonald's said it could go out of control and end civilization!

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Birdonic @birdonicwaves.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

He's the typa guy to suck dick for video game money and then buy a PS5 if you know what I mean

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Birdonic @birdonicwaves.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Protip: ask them their favorite color

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Birdonic @birdonicwaves.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

Dungeon Crawler Carl is the first book I've seen people I know are illiterate finish, say what you will thats pretty impressive

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Birdonic @birdonicwaves.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

Operation Desert Storm. I was there... and it rocked! I actually have a good attitude!

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Birdonic @birdonicwaves.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

I would rather go to the doctor and get one hundred shots and a colonscopy before going to the phone store im so serious

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Birdonic @birdonicwaves.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

I took a cookie from a mouse and due to a loophole in his species' customs I wound up with a series of increasingly valuable objects.

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Birdonic @birdonicwaves.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

Y'all ready to acknowledge that Bush was right about OBGYNs not being allowed to practice their love or are you still not ready for that convo?

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Birdonic @birdonicwaves.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

My cousin at Raytheon said they just ordered a new Time Bokan ahhh robot with big grabby hands it's a lock this time

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Birdonic @birdonicwaves.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

You would be a great boon to a Danny Phantom style character

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Birdonic @birdonicwaves.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

They're Cullen our favorite celebrities, we're Parton too soon, and it doesn't Curry my favor 😢

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Birdonic @birdonicwaves.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

I tried opening my neanderthal brother up to better video games than his typical gun and ball slop and he's already asked me how to jump and where to find the ranked lobby in Disco Elysium

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Birdonic @birdonicwaves.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

Do other Pokemon see Meowth as an Uncle Tom?

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Birdonic @birdonicwaves.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

I met The Spartans - and found them wanting.

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Birdonic @birdonicwaves.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Hey The News... mind if I take a sideways glance at you real quick? Or are you scared?

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