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Birdonic

@birdonicwaves.bsky.social
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My life be like ooooooooo waaaaaaaaa

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Birdonic @birdonicwaves.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
I found this card in my childhood bedroom yesterday and just sold it online for $1k. Its bottle service for me this weekend
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Birdonic @birdonicwaves.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
PSA 10 first edition your boy is retiring early
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Birdonic @birdonicwaves.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Getting sent to the principals office is bad enough but putting the Joker into the mix takes things from bad to worse.
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Birdonic @birdonicwaves.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
It's nice to see some big geniuses out there are still asking the big questions.
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Birdonic @birdonicwaves.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
What Ed Sheeran thinks he looks like fighting antisemitism
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Birdonic @birdonicwaves.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Sorry G4 but it's JAPANESE GAMES ONLY for the Real Ones like me
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Birdonic @birdonicwaves.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I should be used to it by now but it's still hard to accept the president is just a guy who talks shit all day now 😅
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Birdonic @birdonicwaves.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
If you see one of these in your neighborhood you just know the price of rent is about to go up
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Birdonic @birdonicwaves.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
This picture has helped me convince so many dumb hicks to paint my white fence for free. Hayseed suckers 😂
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Birdonic @birdonicwaves.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I flew to Brazil and showed their most expensive plastic surgeon this photo. He nodded without saying a word and laid me down on the table. I'll see you all when I wake up.
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Birdonic @birdonicwaves.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Daily reminder.
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Birdonic @birdonicwaves.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
that one figurine your grandma has on her shelf that you legitimately aren't sure is racist or not:
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Birdonic @birdonicwaves.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
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Birdonic @birdonicwaves.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
This show predicted the modern leftist woke democrat party.
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Birdonic @birdonicwaves.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Im so OFFENDED by this cartoon cat I am going to drive my car at full speed into a wall with my whole family in the back seat! I will not abide an atheist cartoon cat
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Birdonic @birdonicwaves.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Has a furry ever done a sexy take on this thing? Seems like an easy lay-up
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Birdonic @birdonicwaves.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Doxxing has gotten out of control.
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Birdonic @birdonicwaves.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
In the 1940s this was considered comically fat.
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Birdonic @birdonicwaves.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
The Mob is not your fucking "aesthetic". These are real criminals who have caused real harm to people and communities. My police officer uncle was killed by this man.
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Birdonic @birdonicwaves.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
I lost a lot of respect for him after he said this.
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Birdonic @birdonicwaves.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Making Trump watch this on loop like the torture scene in Clockwork Orange until he starts to respect our constitution
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Birdonic @birdonicwaves.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
the everything application
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Birdonic @birdonicwaves.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
"This Backrooms picture reminds me of Lynch." "How so?" "I'd rather be lynched than keep watching it!"
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Birdonic @birdonicwaves.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
"This Obsession movie has got me thinking about wishes..." "Oh yeah?" "Yeah, I wish I had my money back!"
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Birdonic @birdonicwaves.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
The Culver's wiki officially lists mascot Scoopy's gender as "Vanilla". Is this the first instance of a fast food restaurant creating a new gender?
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Birdonic @birdonicwaves.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
they ruined him with woke fucking calarts style...
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Birdonic @birdonicwaves.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
my gf got me this gigantic Zoids kit to build this weekend my life is so awesome
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Birdonic @birdonicwaves.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
More prescient today than ever.
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Birdonic @birdonicwaves.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
My favorite Zoids are War Dick, Rainbow Jerk and Guy Sack
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Birdonic @birdonicwaves.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Love this new Digimon snake guy. All those zippers but no hands to use them
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Birdonic @birdonicwaves.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Abundance democrat candidates after their opponent breathes in their direction
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Birdonic @birdonicwaves.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
I would like to see Trump try and survive a fight with Horned Beast Enkaku.
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Birdonic @birdonicwaves.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
She was a FUCKING abuser. No excuses. End. Of. Story.
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Birdonic @birdonicwaves.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Is this not the nazi guy from Maine?
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Birdonic @birdonicwaves.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
I miss old school Taco Bell. #nostalgia
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Birdonic @birdonicwaves.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Can you guys all just take a look at this for a second? I promise I'm not going to puff you in your eye
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Birdonic @birdonicwaves.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
In 2005 the world's biggest media conglomerate truly believed this was going to light the world on fire. Some of the richest men on earth sat in a board room and saw dollar signs in their eyes at this poop
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Birdonic @birdonicwaves.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
when Kingdom Hearts 4 crosses over with Marvel and Star Wars instead of peak Disney properties like Flubber and Dog with a Blog
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Birdonic @birdonicwaves.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
1. The Love Guru
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Birdonic @birdonicwaves.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
"Video games are art" believers when they saw Tupac in the new Like A Dragon game
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Birdonic @birdonicwaves.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
This is what they took from you.
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Birdonic @birdonicwaves.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Catholics in the 90s: We must protest this satanic game from Japan called Pokemon before it permanently corrupts our youth Digimon: We made this guy called SkullSatanmon Catholics: Catholics: Fuck that evil yellow rat Pikachu!
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Birdonic @birdonicwaves.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Daily reminder that in 2002 THIS was considered comically fat.
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Birdonic @birdonicwaves.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
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Birdonic @birdonicwaves.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Keeping this in my living room and getting real mad and going nonverbal when anyone asks me why I have it.
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Birdonic @birdonicwaves.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Bro saw them 💀
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Birdonic @birdonicwaves.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Demographically speaking she will likely vote for Ken Paxton. Maybe Spongebob was valid for telling those squirrel jokes 🫢
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Birdonic @birdonicwaves.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
How southern "leftists" (diet KKK members) think they look vs how they actually look
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Birdonic @birdonicwaves.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
This and a yap session >>>
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Birdonic @birdonicwaves.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
When all you gotta keep is strong Move along, move along, like I know you do And even when your hope is gone Move along, move along, just to make it through
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