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scare-cadus (is this anything) 🎃 @birdapp.rip · 21s
I don’t think trump thought this through
A screenshot of me chatting with the AI at America.gov:

Me: Let's work through a hypothetical scenario: China introduces mega ultra super duper intelligence. The US can respond. How would we respond?

The bot: I cannot war-game a hypothetical or describe how the United States would respond to another country.
"Mega ultra super duper intelligence" is not an official
U.S. term. Executive-branch policy uses
Super Intelligence.
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scare-cadus (is this anything) 🎃 @birdapp.rip · 1h
whoever invented this shit: I hope your pillow is always too hot, even if you flip it over
the “Lift’n’Peel™” bullshit that just rips right off of the lid
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scare-cadus (is this anything) 🎃 @birdapp.rip · 3h
I like when my @lacroixboi.dadguy.pro bait works
futuredadOfTwo liked your post

sparkling water should get you drunk
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scare-cadus (is this anything) 🎃 @birdapp.rip · 5h
MFW my boss realizes most people won’t be in on Friday and moves the meeting to Tuesday
Nancy smiling
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scare-cadus (is this anything) 🎃 @birdapp.rip · 5h
MFW my boss schedules a meeting for Friday and I have to present
Nancy with a look of utter disdain
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scare-cadus (is this anything) 🎃 @birdapp.rip · 7h
me on Sept 30 vs. me on Oct 1
the ITYSL skit with the guy who is supposed to be like Johnny Cash and they’re singing about skeletons and bones being their money the same skit but it’s Tim Robinson
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scare-cadus (is this anything) 🎃 @birdapp.rip · 30/09/2026
wake up babe, a new gender reveal party just dropped
a cropped part of the quoted pic with a stick figure with a sharp boner and another stick figure with blue flames coming up. It says “1 to hurt”another cropped part with a stick figure with a sharp boner and another stick figure burning with red smoke. It says “2 to kill”
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scare-cadus (is this anything) 🎃 @birdapp.rip · 30/09/2026
I genuinely hate what this says about me (that I was a teenager in 2000)
My9albums:

1. A black mile to the surface by Manchester Orchestra 
2. Love over gold by Dire Straits
3. Page avenue by Story of the Year
4. The devil and god are raging inside me by Brand New
5. North by Something Corporate
6. Californication by the Red Hot Chili Peppers
7. Break the Cycle by Staind
8. Gorillaz by Gorillaz
9. August and everything after by Counting Crows
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scare-cadus (is this anything) 🎃 @birdapp.rip · 30/09/2026
I join the ranks of the best people on this website
Today at 08:49
@aaron.bsky.team has blocked you
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scare-cadus (is this anything) 🎃 @birdapp.rip · 30/09/2026
I don’t see how this movie is going to make America great or whatever
the movie poster for Melissa McCarthy’s comedy Super Intelligence
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scare-cadus (is this anything) 🎃 @birdapp.rip · 29/09/2026
gotchu
a tiny green plastic house from the Monopoly board game
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scare-cadus (is this anything) 🎃 @birdapp.rip · 29/09/2026
a meme with Mr Incredible from The Incredibles. it says “when you got time”, “when you’ve got time”, “when you got time” and a tumblr response saying “me when I’ve got time” and Mr. Incredible is saying “yeah, I’ve got time”
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scare-cadus (is this anything) 🎃 @birdapp.rip · 29/09/2026
makes this dialog option kinda funny
A screenshot of Diablo 4 with a dialog popup that says "Tyrael" and the dialog option "Tyrael, is that you?" with a Close button
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scare-cadus (is this anything) 🎃 @birdapp.rip · 29/09/2026
somehow I got 2 Tyraels
Diablo 4 at the end of a dungeon with two copies of Tyrael the arch angel
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scare-cadus (is this anything) 🎃 @birdapp.rip · 28/09/2026
sounds about right
12 axes
- ANALYSIS COMPLETE
Your ideological profile
Left
Syndicalism
91%
MATCH
Movement that places unions and workers' organization at the center of politics, defending collective bargaining, direct action, and labor control over production as the path to working-class emancipation. Compatibility indicates how close your answers are to this profile.
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scare-cadus (is this anything) 🎃 @birdapp.rip · 28/09/2026
the moon was so incredible last night. I wish I had my real camera
the moon behind some clouds
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scare-cadus (is this anything) 🎃 @birdapp.rip · 28/09/2026
I love how they wore the same outfit
a squirrel and a duck, with similar color patterns on their fur/feathers, eating seeds on the ground
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scare-cadus (is this anything) 🎃 @birdapp.rip · 27/09/2026
this is unrelated but I saw this painting and thought of you
a floral painting with a person’s face in the middle with a long beard and a blue hat that says “postes” on it
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scare-cadus (is this anything) 🎃 @birdapp.rip · 27/09/2026
the big boys™ are here now
a bunch of Canadian geese. one is chasing away a duck
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scare-cadus (is this anything) 🎃 @birdapp.rip · 27/09/2026
they all wanted me to say hi to yall 👋
A squirrel with very full cheeksA mallard duck an osprey I think
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scare-cadus (is this anything) 🎃 @birdapp.rip · 27/09/2026
I saw this and needed you to see it too
a teacup, saucer, and spoon all covered in fur
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scare-cadus (is this anything) 🎃 @birdapp.rip · 27/09/2026
bees
a wooden beehive with tons of bees entering and exiting. one incoming bee is laden with orange pollen
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scare-cadus (is this anything) 🎃 @birdapp.rip · 27/09/2026
they’re dating 💞
a female and male California quail on a fence
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scare-cadus (is this anything) 🎃 @birdapp.rip · 26/09/2026
it smells like updike in here
a tractor trailer with “updike distribution logistics” on it
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scare-cadus (is this anything) 🎃 @birdapp.rip · 26/09/2026
Yuba city is apparently full of wild chickens everywhere
A brown chicken running on a sidewalk
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scare-cadus (is this anything) 🎃 @birdapp.rip · 25/09/2026
Time Magazine’s 2005 person of the year issue which originally said “you” with the subtitle “yes you, you control the Information Age. Welcome to your world” but I changed it to say “me” and “yes me, I control the Information Age. Welcome to my world”
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scare-cadus (is this anything) 🎃 @birdapp.rip · 25/09/2026
throwback to when I saw a sleeping dragon at the coast that had hardened into stone
a rock formation that looks like the head of a dragon resting with ocean waves in the background
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scare-cadus (is this anything) 🎃 @birdapp.rip · 25/09/2026
idk what this says about me
my top 9 games:

1. World of Warcraft
2. Command & Conquer
3. Battlefield Bad Company
4. Terraria
5. System Shock 2
6. Diablo 3
7. Mechwarrior 2
8. Nord and Bert Couldn’t Make Head or Tail of It
9. Anno 1602
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scare-cadus (is this anything) 🎃 @birdapp.rip · 25/09/2026
POV: there’s iced coffee discourse on main
a top down view of my cup of iced coffee, which is mostly gone
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scare-cadus (is this anything) 🎃 @birdapp.rip · 25/09/2026
having 100,000 gold in retail WoW (poor) vs having 3 gold in WoW Forever (extremely wealthy)
the meme of the tired looking guy at a computerdaniel craig looking smug
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scare-cadus (is this anything) 🎃 @birdapp.rip · 24/09/2026
10/10 banger 🥭 🍍 🍌 🍉
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scare-cadus (is this anything) 🎃 @birdapp.rip · 24/09/2026
accurate
An old illustration of a bunch of white middle aged men holding slide rules with the text “oh dear. you have angered the nerds”
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scare-cadus (is this anything) 🎃 @birdapp.rip · 24/09/2026
happy to! then we go get lunch later right? right?
padme from the meme where she hears bad news from anakin
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scare-cadus (is this anything) 🎃 @birdapp.rip · 24/09/2026
kinda feels like i offended them
me and the three tauren on the zeppelin. they're facing away from me
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scare-cadus (is this anything) 🎃 @birdapp.rip · 24/09/2026
I said "cow's it going?" and laughed and they didn't laugh at all
a screenshot from World of Warcraft Forever showing my undead character talking to a few tauren (cow) characters
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scare-cadus (is this anything) 🎃 @birdapp.rip · 23/09/2026
there is beauty in ashes
ash from charcoal that was burnt in my bbq. it’s white and gray and has wavy shapes from the pieces of wood
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scare-cadus (is this anything) 🎃 @birdapp.rip · 23/09/2026
grilling time #food
chicken breasts on the grill, blackened
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scare-cadus (is this anything) 🎃 @birdapp.rip · 23/09/2026
for posterity
Jessie Blue
@jessieblueaz.bsky.social

Joined Nov ’24
Guys, please stop with the “please clap” when you cook for yourself, get out of bed on time, do your laundry…

If your personal bar is that low, find some fucking hustle. I work my ass off. I’m not giving high fives for your bare minimum.
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scare-cadus (is this anything) 🎃 @birdapp.rip · 23/09/2026
maybe they will, when they get a round tuit
A coin with “a round tuit” on it
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scare-cadus (is this anything) 🎃 @birdapp.rip · 23/09/2026
you were so close
the meme with two tunnels and guys with pickaxes and a bunch of diamonds. the guy on bottom gave up right before hitting diamonds. I labeled the guy on top -$2, the guy on bottom -$5, and the diamonds $6
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scare-cadus (is this anything) 🎃 @birdapp.rip · 22/09/2026
“democrats want to trans your kids” that’s not a thing, but what IS a thing is what republicans want to and are doing to your kids
a screenshot of a quote tweet from Twitter:

Matt Gaetz @mattgaetz

Bro we need your vote.
I hate the war too.
But the Democrats want to trans your kids.

Robbie G. Smither
@rgsmither

When I vote for a Democrat,
@DavidJollyFL, for the first time in my 41 years of life this November, it will not be because my values have changed, but because my party has abandoned our values for the sycophancy of a transactional leader who has none.
I made a personal Show more
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scare-cadus (is this anything) 🎃 @birdapp.rip · 22/09/2026
fuckin asshole thinks he’s a clock
my frozen pizza in the oven with part of it dipping through the rack like a melting clock from a Dali paintingAnother view of the pizza
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scare-cadus (is this anything) 🎃 @birdapp.rip · 22/09/2026
this is why you can never go wrong with this config:
the “officially verified by Hunter walker” labelerthe labeler with all three set to “hide”, which hides posts from people who have the label applied
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scare-cadus (is this anything) 🎃 @birdapp.rip · 22/09/2026
they’re like “if you want to be cutesy you’re paying more”
A cropped section of the photo above with two menu items:

Fremch toast sticks for $4.69

French toast sticks for $3.49
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scare-cadus (is this anything) 🎃 @birdapp.rip · 22/09/2026
I made macros for every one of my undead paladin's spells to play screaming sounds whenever i cast them. you know, because the light burns the undead?
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scare-cadus (is this anything) 🎃 @birdapp.rip · 22/09/2026
mf freezer insulting me every time I open the door 😡
A box of fat boy brand ice cream sandwiches
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scare-cadus (is this anything) 🎃 @birdapp.rip · 22/09/2026
lmao who names a kid “more”
Children: Lucas Maurice Morad Jagger, Jade
Jagger, Georgia May Jagger, More
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scare-cadus (is this anything) 🎃 @birdapp.rip · 21/09/2026
damn, this game is blowing me away
a screenshot from WoW Forever beta showing my character riding on a bat through Silverpine Forest with Dalaran in the background
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scare-cadus (is this anything) 🎃 @birdapp.rip · 21/09/2026
fuuuuuck these were my go to I think I even got half a pack somewhere stashed away in my stuff lmfao found them. these are 10+ years old. I wonder how bad they’d be to smoke them lol
A pack of camel crush cigarettes that is at least a decade old
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scare-cadus (is this anything) 🎃 @birdapp.rip · 21/09/2026
MFW I see mitch mcconnell
Tiffany Gomas, the woman who said someone on an airplane was a demon
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