Bird Blanket @bird-d-bird.bsky.social · 11/10/2026I'm so scared I'm not gonna have any opportunities to get my cheeks out for Halloween 000
Bird Blanket @bird-d-bird.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Kinda obsessed with Whitney immediately obliterating her "incredibly important" friendship with Quai lol but otherwise so far I could take or leave this season #rhoslc 000
Bird Blanket @bird-d-bird.bsky.social · 05/10/2026It's way too late in the day to try to figure out how long my fly has been down. I choose ignorance. 000
Bird Blanket @bird-d-bird.bsky.social · 05/10/2026"Oh no, are you okay? Do you need a snack, or maybe some water? Is it more or less helpful for my cheeks to be out?" 000
Bird Blanket @bird-d-bird.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I love that nobody has ever read a single email I've sent. It makes every workday an absolute joy and a real breeze. 010
Bird Blanket @bird-d-bird.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Thank goodness I'm finally back in god's country, high, eating my pretzels, drinking my ginger ale, petting my dog, watching my lil lols 010
Bird Blanket @bird-d-bird.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Nobody's found my mini cookie stash in this conference room 000
Bird Blanket @bird-d-bird.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Getting a strong feeling that this is Meredith's last season #rhoslc 030
Bird Blanket @bird-d-bird.bsky.social · 24/09/2026It's honestly so cute that lisa can't pronounce so many words lol #rhoslc 000
Bird Blanket @bird-d-bird.bsky.social · 24/09/2026I know Meredith got a truly incredible facelift, but did she also get a new skull? What is happening with her hair and why does it sit like that #rhoslc 140
Bird Blanket @bird-d-bird.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Getting to watch Bravo in a hotel room is among the chicest of life's little pleasures 010
Bird Blanket @bird-d-bird.bsky.social · 23/09/2026You're gooning? The FBI got hacked by some Pokémon needs, and you're gooning? 000
Bird Blanket @bird-d-bird.bsky.social · 22/09/2026I remember when Sydney Sweeney was like "my tits aren't even huge" and now she's literally like "what if my tits were the size of basketballs" 010
Bird Blanket @bird-d-bird.bsky.social · 21/09/2026I admire my coworker's dedication to being polite, but a long, winding "young sheldon"/"Big Bang" mixed metaphor is getting way too confusing. At this point, just say he's autistic. 010
Bird Blanket @bird-d-bird.bsky.social · 20/09/2026We got a king bed (finally) and I've literally never had less room in bed 010
Bird Blanket @bird-d-bird.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Moving is honestly so fun and I absolutely do not hate every bit of it and I'm thrilled that there's actually still more moving to do 000
Bird Blanket @bird-d-bird.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Charlie is apparently addicted to coming off worse than ever in this reunion. Almost inspiring levels of awful. #nextgennyc 030
Bird Blanket @bird-d-bird.bsky.social · 18/09/2026"Homophobic? Me? I brought a real life gay slut to that party, so tell me how that's homophobic. I mean, this f*g will swallow literally anyone's cock." - Charlie (basically) for some reason lol #nextgennyc 041
Bird Blanket @bird-d-bird.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Brooks is lipsyncing for his life in this reunion #nextgennyc 061
Bird Blanket @bird-d-bird.bsky.social · 16/09/2026It's a wild move to have a Carole lookalike on a Carole return season lol #rhony 060
Bird Blanket @bird-d-bird.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Why do bears insist on typing "yer"? Like, what the fuck is going on? Why is it only bears? 010
Bird Blanket @bird-d-bird.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Carmella getting pulled over was way more charming than I could've expected #rhoc 030
Bird Blanket @bird-d-bird.bsky.social · 11/09/2026"He manipulated me with Jesus" really is an all-timer line lol #nextgennyc 050
Bird Blanket @bird-d-bird.bsky.social · 11/09/2026I'm giddy, I'm cackling. This is so fun and funny. Get yours, diva. #nextgennyc 010
Bird Blanket @bird-d-bird.bsky.social · 11/09/202620 minutes before Brooks showed up...in the finale. Even Kendall showed up before him! Yikes. #nextgennyc 030
Bird Blanket @bird-d-bird.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Ugh I love these messy, impulsive kids. Legit wouldn't change the cast at all. #nextgennyc 000
Bird Blanket @bird-d-bird.bsky.social · 11/09/2026I've really been getting to flex my 12s times table skills lately and it's been a real thrill 001
Bird Blanket @bird-d-bird.bsky.social · 10/09/2026How is there a male loneliness epidemic when we already have cuck chairs AND circle jerks?! 000
Bird Blanket @bird-d-bird.bsky.social · 10/09/2026I basically have 2 modes: 1. I am at work. I socialize but I am alone. 2. I am home and I'm in constant, semi-involuntary physical contact with my bf and my dog. I am never alone. 000
Bird Blanket @bird-d-bird.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Dipped my toe back into #rhoc thinking "maybe season 20 will be great" and it's legit the least inspiring season of housewives I've maybe ever seen 020
Bird Blanket @bird-d-bird.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Legit why would Hudson be at the reunion at all? #nextgennyc 040
Bird Blanket @bird-d-bird.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Bought a house that's basically just stairs so my ass can only get more powerfully gigantic. Watch out, diva. 010
Bird Blanket @bird-d-bird.bsky.social · 08/09/2026I love summer bc it's like what if there was somehow a spiderweb literally everywhere I'm going 010
Bird Blanket @bird-d-bird.bsky.social · 07/09/2026I'm not a backseat driver at all...however, someone actually needs to say "red" or "green" about 70% of the time. 001
Bird Blanket @bird-d-bird.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Cereal is so fucking good. And you gotta be a little worried, a little on edge while eating it. Love that girl. 000
Bird Blanket @bird-d-bird.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Why would they supersize this episode? This season could honestly be 10 30-minute episodes #rhoc 020
Bird Blanket @bird-d-bird.bsky.social · 03/09/2026I fucking adore Emira so fucking much 💜 #nextgennyc 051
Bird Blanket @bird-d-bird.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Luv when bf wants me to see anything on his phone bc he puts his phone in front of me like a toddler, leaves the room, then comes back 30 seconds later to show me the next thing lol 010
Bird Blanket @bird-d-bird.bsky.social · 03/09/2026"I'm honestly not hungry at all," he lied before eating exactly half of my food. 000
Bird Blanket @bird-d-bird.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Showing my bf anything on my phone is such an adventure bc I never know where he's gonna run off to. Maybe I'll never see my phone again. 010
Bird Blanket @bird-d-bird.bsky.social · 01/09/2026"He's greek where it counts" like what the fuck are you trying to say you lunatic 010
Reposted by Bird BlanketMonstro Elisabethshu @pschlarm.bsky.social · 31/08/2026Scruff is always the oldest man you’ve ever seen messaging you unprompted saying “do you ever spend time in wilkes-barre pennsylvania” 3171
Bird Blanket @bird-d-bird.bsky.social · 31/08/2026Nothing has made me smile ear-to-ear quite like that #rhoa clip package. They truly are the best to do it. 030
Bird Blanket @bird-d-bird.bsky.social · 30/08/2026I wish I cared about anything as much as gooners/bators care about the word "dong" 010
Bird Blanket @bird-d-bird.bsky.social · 29/08/2026Dog & bf both fall into a deep deep sleep on top of me after I've been out of town, and THAT? That's love. Sure, I'm not at all comfortable, and sure, I can't move, but THAT'S love, diva! 020
