iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

Birbsai @birbsai.bsky.social · 10/05/2026

Not that anyone but my nostalgic ass cares but…I own a sealed copy of Harvest Moon 64 and it’s one of my Crown Jewels. It defined me growing up and now I won’t ever use it lol It taught me how to manage my time. I love that game so much.

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Birbsai @birbsai.bsky.social · 09/05/2026

“I’m not out of your league. You were just surrounded by strong ladies growing up that you can’t recognize a great man when you see one.” - Me to Nio just now. And it’s 100% true. He can’t recognize what a great man he is because he was surrounded by incredible ladies growing up.

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Birbsai @birbsai.bsky.social · 09/05/2026

We had our clinic open 9-12 today for makeup hours, so Nio got to work today. I didn’t have a client who wanted to go so I stayed home. Been hella depressed. Nio calls when he got off work and says, “don’t eat, I smuggled pizza out for you.” This is marriage, guys.

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Birbsai @birbsai.bsky.social · 08/05/2026

My client’s little sister just told me when she was in elementary school, she got lost during a fire drill. So the teachers made her do laps on the field as a punishment. Like?? Shouldn’t the adults be mad that they left her behind and she couldn’t find a way out?? Bruh. Society.

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Birbsai @birbsai.bsky.social · 07/05/2026

“'Cause nothing feels like home, you're a thousand miles away And the hardest part of living is just taking breaths to stay 'Cause I know I'm good for something, I just haven't found it yet And I need it”

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Birbsai @birbsai.bsky.social · 07/05/2026

Less than 2 hours in the hospital and the nurse practitioner was awesome. Thankfully, not broken but blood pressure is still high but they’re letting me leave. What a night. I wanna relax man.

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Birbsai @birbsai.bsky.social · 06/05/2026

I cancelled my night session client tonight but I’m sitting outside the clinic where they could probably see me because I’m waiting for Nio to be done with his session so I can go to the hospital. 🥲

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Birbsai @birbsai.bsky.social · 05/05/2026

Nio showed me recently that you can put cheese on a chicken sandwich and it’s actually good? Like I knew they sold them that way, but I never tried one. So I’ve had many chicken sandwiches with white American cheese on them now. I had one for breakfast today.

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Birbsai @birbsai.bsky.social · 04/05/2026

As expected, I’m a zombie today after BTS last night. GG to my 3 clients today. They deserve a Birb that’s attentive, but I’ll be pairing by napping all session thanks.

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Birbsai @birbsai.bsky.social · 04/05/2026

Anyways saw BTS tonight and need to sleep it off. Will talk more tomorrow. Sweet dreams.

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Birbsai @birbsai.bsky.social · 03/05/2026

Lowkey cheesecake ice cream from Coldstone with Kit-Kats is so underrated. That combo is the best.

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Birbsai @birbsai.bsky.social · 03/05/2026

*Nio playing CoD* “I must kill” - Nio “Typical American” - Me I’m just saying..

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Birbsai @birbsai.bsky.social · 02/05/2026

It still hasn’t set in that I’ll be seeing BTS tomorrow night. I’m somehow very calm.

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Birbsai @birbsai.bsky.social · 02/05/2026

Niosai just walked in the house and said, “Thank God we can finally defend ourselves in our new home”. With what? Oh, his keyblades, Master Sword, and Buster Sword. Me holding the Buster Sword that’s almost as tall as me to defend myself? Daunting..to the other guy.

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Birbsai @birbsai.bsky.social · 02/05/2026

The Lego Birb set we built on Thanksgiving didn’t survive the move, chat. He lost his head.

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Birbsai @birbsai.bsky.social · 02/05/2026

Don’t know if I have any people that collect Pokemon cards here, but I casually pulled this card many years ago and my local card shop refused to buy it because he said “You’d get a way better deal from someone at a card show.” It’s my crown jewel currently.

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Birbsai @birbsai.bsky.social · 01/05/2026

My new client did my nails during session this morning at my boss’s suggestion and now I’m learning how to live again with nails. How will I game? No idea. Send help.

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Birbsai @birbsai.bsky.social · 01/05/2026

In Tomodachi for Nio, it says I think we’re ultra friends, but he is not getting along with me. He really DOES hate me, chat.

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Birbsai @birbsai.bsky.social · 30/04/2026

My client’s family is too upper class for me because what do you MEAN you have a fireplace that lights an actual fire using a god damn LIGHT SWITCH??

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Birbsai @birbsai.bsky.social · 30/04/2026

I’ve been HAHA funny guy all morning with everyone but lowkey, I cried in bed for an hour this morning because of how tired, burnt out, and unmotivated I am. But I’m back to being HAHA funny guy in session with my half asleep client now so.

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Birbsai @birbsai.bsky.social · 29/04/2026

Nio made a fake character on an emulated version of Tomodachi Life called Dixon Cider. I hate it here.

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Birbsai @birbsai.bsky.social · 28/04/2026

I have my psychiatrist appointment in 1 minute and I’m trying to find the right way to say how I feel when she asks how I’m doing that isn’t just erupting into sobbing for the whole session.

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Birbsai @birbsai.bsky.social · 28/04/2026

I’ve been dissociating so hard today so.

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Birbsai @birbsai.bsky.social · 28/04/2026

Nio won’t force me and him to fall in love on Tomodachi Life and I’m both mad and feeling respected.

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Birbsai @birbsai.bsky.social · 27/04/2026

Productive conversations with my mother as usual.

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Birbsai @birbsai.bsky.social · 27/04/2026

Happy Monday. I’m here to report that I have a huge bathtub for once and was able to take a bath in epsom salt last night and my bathroom STILL smells amazing this morning. That’s all.

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Birbsai @birbsai.bsky.social · 27/04/2026

My twin brother called my phone tonight and I stopped everything because wtf. Also I have a twin brother everyone.

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Birbsai @birbsai.bsky.social · 26/04/2026

@niosai.com made my character in Tomodachi life walk with small steps and I feel like this is bullying. I have short legs, and I walk slowly. My HUSBAND is making me too accurately to the point I’m being bullied.

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Birbsai @birbsai.bsky.social · 26/04/2026

Marrying Nio is being quizzed on who composed THIS Super Smash Bros song. And it’s been Yoko Shimomura 99% of the time, and I’ve been correct each time it was her. That’s what being married to Nio is like.

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Birbsai @birbsai.bsky.social · 26/04/2026

I jumped out of bed so fast to fight Nio over there being 3 Splatoon games because what do you mean there’s 3 of them?? And I’ve played all 3?? THE 3RD GAME CASE WAS IN MY SWITCH 1 CASE?? What is real anymore.

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Nina Aquila: Legal Eagle ⚖️🦅🎮 @ninaaquilagame.bsky.social · 25/04/2026

Ran into some people on Reddit who are angry at games for making these statements. Please repost this to make them angrier

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Birbsai @birbsai.bsky.social · 26/04/2026

Jimmy Carr once said, “You can’t have an easy life and a great character”, so I’m just gonna ride these waves and handle my shit.

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Birbsai @birbsai.bsky.social · 24/04/2026

I came home from work and made Nio and I dinner all by myself. I didn’t do much, but it was something. He helped clean out our air fryer first, too. It made my love language of acts of service happy tonight. That is all.

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Birbsai @birbsai.bsky.social · 24/04/2026

Client’s 11 year old brother just deadass told me he’d take $10 a day and he’d floss. Then said, “But I’d probably take the money and not floss anyways.” Like bro is trying to game some hypothetical person giving him $10 to floss his teeth lmao

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Birbsai @birbsai.bsky.social · 23/04/2026

Nio and I are still moving in but I got my computer set up so things feel semi normal. It feels nice to be normal again. Alas. The AC and hot water should be fixed tomorrow. I’m taking tonight to vibe.

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Birbsai @birbsai.bsky.social · 22/04/2026

I keep working on this wishlist but I’m not sure if I should post it anywhere because I don’t want to burden people. 🥺 My mom bought one thing for me, and I’m thankful.

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Birbsai @birbsai.bsky.social · 22/04/2026

Fuck yeah it does, Burger King.

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Birbsai @birbsai.bsky.social · 22/04/2026

Nio and I are done with our old place and have already set up what’s most important obviously.

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Birbsai @birbsai.bsky.social · 21/04/2026

A special shout out to @niosai.com for doing all he can right now while I have to be in a work meeting that I forgot about. I know he’s going to blitz the fuck out of it because he sees my pain. I love you, babe. ❤️

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Birbsai @birbsai.bsky.social · 21/04/2026

All of the pain and anguish over the last week or so is worth it to see my baby this at peace. 🖤

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Birbsai @birbsai.bsky.social · 21/04/2026

Nio and I had to take today off because we’re both sick and still moving stuff out of our U-Haul but here’s a picture of Boo in bed . Enjoy, or else.

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Birbsai @birbsai.bsky.social · 21/04/2026

Also been totally on and off been working on a house warming gift wishlist while we moved because my mom was begging for it. I’ll post it if I finish it because the help would be so nice. 🥲 Things are rough but at least we’re not homeless but have a home. ❤️

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Birbsai @birbsai.bsky.social · 21/04/2026

Alright, been up for 22 hours. Update: we are 99.9% moved out of what we care about. We thought we were done. Landlord said we can come back between 9-4 tomorrow to get whatever we missed, so there’s a few things we are going back for. But we just have the U-Haul now. Good night.

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Birbsai @birbsai.bsky.social · 21/04/2026

Probably the nicest my mom has ever been to me.

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Birbsai @birbsai.bsky.social · 20/04/2026

So Nio and I are at a point where it’s blitz and get what we can but leave some furniture behind or hope to God the landlord allows us to have til tomorrow morning. We won’t know until she gets there at 9 (3 hours). We’re blitzing til then. I feel faint.

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Birbsai @birbsai.bsky.social · 20/04/2026

Hi all! It’s the middle of the night and Nio and I just woke up from a NAP to finish moving. Now it’s just major furniture, food, clothes, and the dogs. I don’t even feel bad that I didn’t spotlessly clean the bitch after they did what they did. Here’s to 5 hours.

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Birbsai @birbsai.bsky.social · 19/04/2026

Nio’s oldest client’s mom texted him to tell him she got me a housewarming present. Like bro, why me? I don’t work with your client. But also why is she the sweetest lady on earth? We don’t deserve her. 😭❤️

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Birbsai @birbsai.bsky.social · 19/04/2026

I hear a bunch of noise and Nio cussing, so I race to his office where he’s packing and go ??? He says, “I think I just destroyed my Kingdom Hearts poster.” Bro the way he was freaking out made me think someone died. But don’t worry, the poster is fine.

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Birbsai @birbsai.bsky.social · 19/04/2026

Okay, today is the day my life gets significantly better. That much of the reasons I’m always so down goes away. I just have to finish moving. Here goes nothing.

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