Ju @birbiegorl.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Up to some mischief tonite. Feeding my sourdough starter an edible 0133
Ju @birbiegorl.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Pissing in all of my pants preemptively to prepare for Halloween 000
Ju @birbiegorl.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Is that a banana in your pants or are you just happy to see me? It better be a banana or you’re gonna have a terrible time when my hungry ass gets down there 000
Ju @birbiegorl.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Like I had a classmate say to my face that she thought it weird there’s no gay people in our white christian school and I had to very slowly explain to her that just because they’re not out doesn’t mean they don’t exist. It’s mind boggling. THEY DONT FEEL SAFE YOU DING DONG 010
Ju @birbiegorl.bsky.social · 08/10/2026The unfortunate fact is that cishet folks (derogatory) truly think that if people don’t outright identify as queer that they just simply Aren’t 120
Ju @birbiegorl.bsky.social · 08/10/2026I’m riding her shit crazy style. Spinning around on that shit. Chasing my own tail. Busting moves 000
Ju @birbiegorl.bsky.social · 08/10/2026My adhd meds were upped and i chugged two cups of coffee wjth it can u tell 000
Ju @birbiegorl.bsky.social · 08/10/2026The toilet is an echo chamber for shit and fart. I like it there. I feel validated there 000
Ju @birbiegorl.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Sorry for flexing my IQ score every chance I get it’s literally my only redeeming quality and it doesn’t even do me any good it just sounds impressive im sorry okay 000
Ju @birbiegorl.bsky.social · 08/10/2026My bitch ass having an “exceptional” IQ and no fucking chances in the job market is a cosmic level of fuckery. God hates me and you know what it’s mutual fuck that guy 000
Ju @birbiegorl.bsky.social · 08/10/2026I’m at the point in job hunting where I’m just throwing shit at a wall and seeing what sticks. My shit sticks just fine to the toilet bowl but apparently employers are resistant! 110
Ju @birbiegorl.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Haul your ass into a pew and behold the glory of chatgpteezus 010
Ju @birbiegorl.bsky.social · 08/10/2026My instructor just showed off how he uses chatppt to generate exam questions. It’s so over 010
Ju @birbiegorl.bsky.social · 15/09/2026I wanna be a dog i wanna piss on someone’s nice expensive shoes 020
Ju @birbiegorl.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Don’t let anyone tell you that being gifted will take you far. Get it absolutely twisted. Your shit’s all fucked up. You’re not going anywhere bud 010
Ju @birbiegorl.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Get the experience of living on the ground floor with this one cool trick! Your-housing-corporation-is-building-surprise-scaffolding-around-your-apartment-building-without-prior-notice will give you the discomfort of people walking by your window, right from your third floor window! 010
Reposted by JuMary Gillis @marygillis.bsky.social · 24/08/2026One bean to rule them all One bean to find them One bean to bring them all and in the darkness bind them 581278247
Ju @birbiegorl.bsky.social · 19/08/2026just came to the harrowing realization that the Ice Age movie that i thought was the first Ice Age movie was in fact not the first, and the first one is the one with the human baby, which is how i found out because i don't recall ever seeing a human baby in Ice Age 000
Ju @birbiegorl.bsky.social · 12/08/2026i posted another video check it out :) im create content im trying my best youtu.be/I83wr1kHENEyoutu.beMy Dad's a Shmervert | Beerbie Horse Trails ep1YouTube video by birbiegorl 000
Ju @birbiegorl.bsky.social · 09/08/2026If I could go back in time I wouldn’t kill anyone I’d just become an actress in FMV games because I really wanna do that. That’s all there’s no joke. 010
Ju @birbiegorl.bsky.social · 07/08/2026youtu.be/Mf1vpaxTd_o?...youtu.bei am become barbieYouTube video by birbiegorl 000
Ju @birbiegorl.bsky.social · 06/08/2026i'm doing some insane shit today for my 2 year twitch anniversary. (warning: there is drinking, but not in excess) www.twitch.tv/birbiegorltwitch.tvbirbiegorl - Live on TwitchBARBIES BEERBIES AND BIRBIE'S 2 YEAR AFFILIATE ANNIVERSARY | Streaming just chatting. 001
Ju @birbiegorl.bsky.social · 21/07/2026I am what door-to-door salesmen think they are. But the goods I’m selling are access to my big beautiful brain. Count yourself lucky if I knock, bitch 000
Ju @birbiegorl.bsky.social · 21/07/2026I’m an enigma because tell me how I can completely hate myself and think I’m nothing while also knowing I’m incredible and brimming with potential 000
Ju @birbiegorl.bsky.social · 21/07/2026Not to brag or anything but I might have a potential job on the horizon at last 010
Ju @birbiegorl.bsky.social · 17/07/2026Dutch gambling laws are a joke. They're out here shutting down games with (optional) gacha in them but don't worry there's a casino right around the corner and also here's a billion ads begging you to gamble on an online website 000
Ju @birbiegorl.bsky.social · 17/07/2026So they’re just gonna make mofusand x godzilla plushies and have them not ship outside of the US? That’s what we’re doing now? This is a hate crime I’m going to suck the asbestos out of a popcorn ceiling 021
Ju @birbiegorl.bsky.social · 11/07/2026considering the way that i am as a person it's kind of a miracle that i've never watched Glee until now 000
Ju @birbiegorl.bsky.social · 10/07/2026anyone else's youtube just put all text in italics for some reason? 000
Reposted by JuJu @birbiegorl.bsky.social · 27/10/2025That one harvard study that says chatgpt talks like dutch/german people is right cause frankly we’re all full of shit and you probably shouldn’t take anything we say seriously 011
Reposted by JuJu @birbiegorl.bsky.social · 09/01/2026Nosejobs are on the rise and I don’t understand it. It’s a little horrific to think about. Even if your nose is big enough that it would have potential, I just can’t imagine wanting someone to try and slip their penis into a nostril. 001
Reposted by JuJu @birbiegorl.bsky.social · 24/02/2026when my tummy rumbles weirdly i call that poopy praytime 011
Ju @birbiegorl.bsky.social · 07/07/2026Midnight cereal doesn’t count towards your calorie intake for the day. Fact 020
Ju @birbiegorl.bsky.social · 07/07/2026After scrolling my own posts i did not find the post i was looking for (i know there’s more effective ways to find them shut up) but I did remember that I’m lowkey kinda funny so you’re welcome for the reposts 010
Reposted by JuJu @birbiegorl.bsky.social · 06/03/2024Someone talk to me please im so lonely (My poison sac ungulates invitingly) 062
Reposted by JuJu @birbiegorl.bsky.social · 05/05/2024Me: (Slapping the hood of my car) I can assure you this bad girl is absolutely FULL of car bones. Buyer: You mean carbon? Carbon steel? Carbon emissions? Me: (Slapping the hood even harder) What are those? 1112
Reposted by JuJu @birbiegorl.bsky.social · 28/08/2024If you discover a crawlspace you didn’t know about under your house, DO NOT enter it. DO NOT post a tiktok about it. And most importantly DO NOT leave it open. I can’t stand the draft coming in here, Janet. Please close it properly next time. 032
Reposted by JuJu @birbiegorl.bsky.social · 09/09/2024I just learned that it’s rude to ask someone to repeat themselves when you can’t understand them the first time. So from now on if someone says something and you don’t understand, it is advisable to get on all fours and piss on their shoes. 001
Reposted by JuJu @birbiegorl.bsky.social · 03/12/2024dads are impossible to buy thoughtful non-stereotypical gifts for. oh you're looking for a dad gift? how about a MEAT SMASHER 2000 or a GRILL AND DRILL BIT(CH) SET or a NEON GREEN SPANDEX ASSLESS CHAPS i might be on the wrong website. 021
Reposted by JuJu @birbiegorl.bsky.social · 05/12/2024An advent calendar you have to insert a tooth into every day until you run out of teeth, and only then the jolly man will come and get you 022
Reposted by JuJu @birbiegorl.bsky.social · 06/12/2024Everything changed when I picked up the blade of instantly kills anyone who touches it 0104
Reposted by JuJu @birbiegorl.bsky.social · 18/05/2025I'm about to transvestigate your mom cause there's no way you ever got that close to pussy 021
Ju @birbiegorl.bsky.social · 07/07/2026I would like everyone to know that installing window film is NOT DIFFICULT!!! You can do it! It’s protection from the sun! It offers privacy! It can bring rays of literal fucking rainbows directly into your home!!! It’s CHEAP!!!! 010