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Ju

@birbiegorl.bsky.social
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You can’t take me anywhere, that’s a promise. She/her, spoonie, leftie (not handed), I bake, I read, I stream, I forgor

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Ju @birbiegorl.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Up to some mischief tonite. Feeding my sourdough starter an edible
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Ju @birbiegorl.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Pissing in all of my pants preemptively to prepare for Halloween
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Ju @birbiegorl.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Frolicking around in the minefield #justgirlythings
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Ju @birbiegorl.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Is that a banana in your pants or are you just happy to see me? It better be a banana or you’re gonna have a terrible time when my hungry ass gets down there
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Ju @birbiegorl.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Popping bottles in my eyes. Fuck ow
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Ju @birbiegorl.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
The unfortunate fact is that cishet folks (derogatory) truly think that if people don’t outright identify as queer that they just simply Aren’t
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Ju @birbiegorl.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I’m riding her shit crazy style. Spinning around on that shit. Chasing my own tail. Busting moves
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Ju @birbiegorl.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I give up. Computer, make me a dog
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Ju @birbiegorl.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
My adhd meds were upped and i chugged two cups of coffee wjth it can u tell
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Ju @birbiegorl.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
My two modes is poop humor and whatever the other one is
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Ju @birbiegorl.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
The toilet is an echo chamber for shit and fart. I like it there. I feel validated there
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Ju @birbiegorl.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Sorry for flexing my IQ score every chance I get it’s literally my only redeeming quality and it doesn’t even do me any good it just sounds impressive im sorry okay
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Ju @birbiegorl.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I’m at the point in job hunting where I’m just throwing shit at a wall and seeing what sticks. My shit sticks just fine to the toilet bowl but apparently employers are resistant!
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Ju @birbiegorl.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Don’t take an IT course in 2026 guys don’t even bother
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Ju @birbiegorl.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Haul your ass into a pew and behold the glory of chatgpteezus
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Ju @birbiegorl.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
My instructor just showed off how he uses chatppt to generate exam questions. It’s so over
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Ju @birbiegorl.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I wanna be a dog i wanna piss on someone’s nice expensive shoes
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Ju @birbiegorl.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Don’t let anyone tell you that being gifted will take you far. Get it absolutely twisted. Your shit’s all fucked up. You’re not going anywhere bud
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Ju @birbiegorl.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Get the experience of living on the ground floor with this one cool trick! Your-housing-corporation-is-building-surprise-scaffolding-around-your-apartment-building-without-prior-notice will give you the discomfort of people walking by your window, right from your third floor window!
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Mary Gillis @marygillis.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
One bean to rule them all One bean to find them One bean to bring them all and in the darkness bind them
The One Bean Dietitians
Recommend for Brain, heart, and gut health.
The darker the bean, the deeper the benefits.
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Ju @birbiegorl.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
just came to the harrowing realization that the Ice Age movie that i thought was the first Ice Age movie was in fact not the first, and the first one is the one with the human baby, which is how i found out because i don't recall ever seeing a human baby in Ice Age
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Ju @birbiegorl.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
i posted another video check it out :) im create content im trying my best youtu.be/I83wr1kHENE
youtu.be
My Dad's a Shmervert | Beerbie Horse Trails ep1
YouTube video by birbiegorl
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Ju @birbiegorl.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
If I could go back in time I wouldn’t kill anyone I’d just become an actress in FMV games because I really wanna do that. That’s all there’s no joke.
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Ju @birbiegorl.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
youtu.be/Mf1vpaxTd_o?...
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i am become barbie
YouTube video by birbiegorl
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Ju @birbiegorl.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
i'm doing some insane shit today for my 2 year twitch anniversary. (warning: there is drinking, but not in excess) www.twitch.tv/birbiegorl
twitch.tv
birbiegorl - Live on Twitch
BARBIES BEERBIES AND BIRBIE'S 2 YEAR AFFILIATE ANNIVERSARY | Streaming just chatting.
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Ju @birbiegorl.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
I am what door-to-door salesmen think they are. But the goods I’m selling are access to my big beautiful brain. Count yourself lucky if I knock, bitch
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Ju @birbiegorl.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
I’m an enigma because tell me how I can completely hate myself and think I’m nothing while also knowing I’m incredible and brimming with potential
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Ju @birbiegorl.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Not to brag or anything but I might have a potential job on the horizon at last
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dillo saint dillo @dillo.media · 17/07/2026
redditor asking " is SpongeBob free use? is he old enough" first reply " dawg what" op reply " I wanna make a video and I don't know about copyright laws"
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Ju @birbiegorl.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Dutch gambling laws are a joke. They're out here shutting down games with (optional) gacha in them but don't worry there's a casino right around the corner and also here's a billion ads begging you to gamble on an online website
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Ju @birbiegorl.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
So they’re just gonna make mofusand x godzilla plushies and have them not ship outside of the US? That’s what we’re doing now? This is a hate crime I’m going to suck the asbestos out of a popcorn ceiling
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Ju @birbiegorl.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
considering the way that i am as a person it's kind of a miracle that i've never watched Glee until now
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Ju @birbiegorl.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
anyone else's youtube just put all text in italics for some reason?
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Ju @birbiegorl.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
That one harvard study that says chatgpt talks like dutch/german people is right cause frankly we’re all full of shit and you probably shouldn’t take anything we say seriously
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Ju @birbiegorl.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
Nosejobs are on the rise and I don’t understand it. It’s a little horrific to think about. Even if your nose is big enough that it would have potential, I just can’t imagine wanting someone to try and slip their penis into a nostril.
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Ju @birbiegorl.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
when my tummy rumbles weirdly i call that poopy praytime
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Ju @birbiegorl.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Midnight cereal doesn’t count towards your calorie intake for the day. Fact
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Ju @birbiegorl.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
After scrolling my own posts i did not find the post i was looking for (i know there’s more effective ways to find them shut up) but I did remember that I’m lowkey kinda funny so you’re welcome for the reposts
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Ju @birbiegorl.bsky.social · 06/03/2024
Someone talk to me please im so lonely (My poison sac ungulates invitingly)
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Ju @birbiegorl.bsky.social · 05/05/2024
Me: (Slapping the hood of my car) I can assure you this bad girl is absolutely FULL of car bones. Buyer: You mean carbon? Carbon steel? Carbon emissions? Me: (Slapping the hood even harder) What are those?
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Ju @birbiegorl.bsky.social · 28/08/2024
If you discover a crawlspace you didn’t know about under your house, DO NOT enter it. DO NOT post a tiktok about it. And most importantly DO NOT leave it open. I can’t stand the draft coming in here, Janet. Please close it properly next time.
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Ju @birbiegorl.bsky.social · 09/09/2024
I just learned that it’s rude to ask someone to repeat themselves when you can’t understand them the first time. So from now on if someone says something and you don’t understand, it is advisable to get on all fours and piss on their shoes.
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Ju @birbiegorl.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
dads are impossible to buy thoughtful non-stereotypical gifts for. oh you're looking for a dad gift? how about a MEAT SMASHER 2000 or a GRILL AND DRILL BIT(CH) SET or a NEON GREEN SPANDEX ASSLESS CHAPS i might be on the wrong website.
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Ju @birbiegorl.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
An advent calendar you have to insert a tooth into every day until you run out of teeth, and only then the jolly man will come and get you
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Ju @birbiegorl.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
Everything changed when I picked up the blade of instantly kills anyone who touches it
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Ju @birbiegorl.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
getting into dentistry as a hobby
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Ju @birbiegorl.bsky.social · 18/05/2025
I'm about to transvestigate your mom cause there's no way you ever got that close to pussy
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Ju @birbiegorl.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Fun window foils are an underrated and cheap route to instant whimsy
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Ju @birbiegorl.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
I was gonna say my keroppi to the tune of my sharona and then I thought about the lyrics of that song and got grossed out so i guess here’s my new regular, of-age keroppi
Shelf with a Sanrio Keroppi plushie holding a fish. Next to it are a bessie the beaver plushie from house flipper, and on the other side are christmas themed ceramic houses despite it being summer. Don’t come for me. Various other things are on the shelf. Also books
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Ju @birbiegorl.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
if you don't know about the down with cis bus i don't know if we can be friends
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