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Unassuming Local Guy

@bionicslingshot.bsky.social
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Dad to all cats. Elder millennial. Practicing homosexual. Gaming enthusiast. Older than Donkey Kong & MTV.

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Unassuming Local Guy @bionicslingshot.bsky.social · 1h
Thank you!! 😊
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Unassuming Local Guy @bionicslingshot.bsky.social · 1h
Thank youuu, you tooooo!
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Unassuming Local Guy @bionicslingshot.bsky.social · 1h
My handsome boy 🥹
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Unassuming Local Guy @bionicslingshot.bsky.social · 1h
Happy Friday from me and Franklin. (turn the sound up for happy purrs)
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Unassuming Local Guy @bionicslingshot.bsky.social · 7h
Incredibly lucky!
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Unassuming Local Guy @bionicslingshot.bsky.social · 8h
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Man with Sunglasses: Here We Go Sitdown
ALT: Man with Sunglasses: Here We Go Sitdown
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Unassuming Local Guy @bionicslingshot.bsky.social · 10h
It’s spectacular!
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Unassuming Local Guy @bionicslingshot.bsky.social · 20h
It was a total surprise and it blew me away!
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Unassuming Local Guy @bionicslingshot.bsky.social · 22h
Wanna get my ear pierced at the Piercing Pagoda and grab an Orange Julius.
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Unassuming Local Guy @bionicslingshot.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
YUP.
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Unassuming Local Guy @bionicslingshot.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Not empty but not nearly as busy as it could be!
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Unassuming Local Guy @bionicslingshot.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Never hurts to check!
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Unassuming Local Guy @bionicslingshot.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I’m pleased to report that she sounds spectacular too! 😂
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Unassuming Local Guy @bionicslingshot.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Did I randomly decide to go to Epcot to walk around tonight? Yes. Did I also randomly stumble upon Tiffany singing “I Think We’re Alone Now,” on stage at their Food & Wine Festival concert series? ALSO FRIGGIN’ YES.
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Unassuming Local Guy @bionicslingshot.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
So you had a very valid reason hahaha
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Unassuming Local Guy @bionicslingshot.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Saw several posts about the death of Margaret Hamilton this morning, and for a brief time I thought I was utterly losing my mind since the computer scientist was not the person that immediately sprang to mind. And the person who did spring to mind would have been 123 years old were she still alive.
American actress Margaret Brainard Hamilton in costume for her role as the Wicked Witch in the film The Wizard of Oz.
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Unassuming Local Guy @bionicslingshot.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I, for one, am stunned.
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Franklin & Theodore @theroosevelts.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I’m sorry, but it’s completely insane that I get to share my house with these little guys. 🤎🤍🧡
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Unassuming Local Guy @bionicslingshot.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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Unassuming Local Guy @bionicslingshot.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Thank you! 👻👻👻
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Unassuming Local Guy @bionicslingshot.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
🤣
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Unassuming Local Guy @bionicslingshot.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Truly tragic to lose someone so young.
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Unassuming Local Guy @bionicslingshot.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Can confirm!
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Unassuming Local Guy @bionicslingshot.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Lucky you! 😂
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Unassuming Local Guy @bionicslingshot.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Now watching:
Title screen for the film “Halloween III: Season of the Witch.”
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Unassuming Local Guy @bionicslingshot.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
This one in particular has run absolutely rampant and it’s insane to me how many companies think they can give the same completely stupid pitch and somehow believe it will still be effective.
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Unassuming Local Guy @bionicslingshot.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Clearly! 😂💖
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Unassuming Local Guy @bionicslingshot.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
And they intend to stay that way!
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Unassuming Local Guy @bionicslingshot.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Yes, the Italian bakery (how dare I!) haha
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Unassuming Local Guy @bionicslingshot.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I opened up my insulated bag and turned around just long enough to grab an ice pack from the freezer when this happened.
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Unassuming Local Guy @bionicslingshot.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
A man of taste!! ☺️
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Unassuming Local Guy @bionicslingshot.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
🤣
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Homer Simpson in a Wedding Dress
ALT: Homer Simpson in a Wedding Dress
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Unassuming Local Guy @bionicslingshot.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
It’s unbelievable.
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Unassuming Local Guy @bionicslingshot.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
You do!
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Unassuming Local Guy @bionicslingshot.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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Thanks A Bunch Banana Meme
ALT: Thanks A Bunch Banana Meme
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Unassuming Local Guy @bionicslingshot.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Shhhh, if you’re old that means I am, too! 😂
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Unassuming Local Guy @bionicslingshot.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Happy to do so! 😛
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Unassuming Local Guy @bionicslingshot.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
A superb album!!
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Unassuming Local Guy @bionicslingshot.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
God dammit there are so many other albums I wanna cram on here.
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Unassuming Local Guy @bionicslingshot.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I can’t pick only 9 albums, but I picked only 9 albums.
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Unassuming Local Guy @bionicslingshot.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Put on YOUR red shoes and daaaance the blues.
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Unassuming Local Guy @bionicslingshot.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Omw
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Unassuming Local Guy @bionicslingshot.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, GORGEOUS 🥳🥳🥳
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Unassuming Local Guy @bionicslingshot.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
My perfect, wonderful, adorable cats engaged in a full 72 hours of naps and cuddles and taking care of me while I was sick… and now that they can tell I’m feeling a little better, we’re apparently all currently experiencing days worth of pent-up 1 AM zoomies all at once. 🥴
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Cat Catsandal
ALT: Cat Catsandal
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Unassuming Local Guy @bionicslingshot.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Precisely my reaction when I saw that earlier 🤣
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Unassuming Local Guy @bionicslingshot.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Meeee toooo haha
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Unassuming Local Guy @bionicslingshot.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Thank you 🥹
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Unassuming Local Guy @bionicslingshot.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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Frankenstein's Monster: It's Alive!
ALT: Frankenstein's Monster: It's Alive!
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Unassuming Local Guy @bionicslingshot.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
That’s better 🤣
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Unassuming Local Guy @bionicslingshot.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Please no, not yet. 😅😅😅
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