Unassuming Local Guy @bionicslingshot.bsky.social · 1hHappy Friday from me and Franklin. (turn the sound up for happy purrs) 151600
Unassuming Local Guy @bionicslingshot.bsky.social · 8hstatic.klipy.comMan with Sunglasses: Here We Go SitdownALT: Man with Sunglasses: Here We Go Sitdown 040
Unassuming Local Guy @bionicslingshot.bsky.social · 20hIt was a total surprise and it blew me away! 110
Unassuming Local Guy @bionicslingshot.bsky.social · 22hWanna get my ear pierced at the Piercing Pagoda and grab an Orange Julius. 020
Unassuming Local Guy @bionicslingshot.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Not empty but not nearly as busy as it could be! 020
Unassuming Local Guy @bionicslingshot.bsky.social · 08/10/2026I’m pleased to report that she sounds spectacular too! 😂 010
Unassuming Local Guy @bionicslingshot.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Did I randomly decide to go to Epcot to walk around tonight? Yes. Did I also randomly stumble upon Tiffany singing “I Think We’re Alone Now,” on stage at their Food & Wine Festival concert series? ALSO FRIGGIN’ YES. 142220
Unassuming Local Guy @bionicslingshot.bsky.social · 08/10/2026So you had a very valid reason hahaha 110
Unassuming Local Guy @bionicslingshot.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Saw several posts about the death of Margaret Hamilton this morning, and for a brief time I thought I was utterly losing my mind since the computer scientist was not the person that immediately sprang to mind. And the person who did spring to mind would have been 123 years old were she still alive. 7902
Reposted by Unassuming Local GuyFranklin & Theodore @theroosevelts.bsky.social · 08/10/2026I’m sorry, but it’s completely insane that I get to share my house with these little guys. 🤎🤍🧡 5772
Unassuming Local Guy @bionicslingshot.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Truly tragic to lose someone so young. 3571
Unassuming Local Guy @bionicslingshot.bsky.social · 06/10/2026This one in particular has run absolutely rampant and it’s insane to me how many companies think they can give the same completely stupid pitch and somehow believe it will still be effective. 020
Unassuming Local Guy @bionicslingshot.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Yes, the Italian bakery (how dare I!) haha 130
Unassuming Local Guy @bionicslingshot.bsky.social · 05/10/2026I opened up my insulated bag and turned around just long enough to grab an ice pack from the freezer when this happened. 121823
Unassuming Local Guy @bionicslingshot.bsky.social · 04/10/2026🤣static.klipy.comHomer Simpson in a Wedding DressALT: Homer Simpson in a Wedding Dress 020
Unassuming Local Guy @bionicslingshot.bsky.social · 04/10/2026static.klipy.comThanks A Bunch Banana MemeALT: Thanks A Bunch Banana Meme 000
Unassuming Local Guy @bionicslingshot.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Shhhh, if you’re old that means I am, too! 😂 110
Unassuming Local Guy @bionicslingshot.bsky.social · 04/10/2026God dammit there are so many other albums I wanna cram on here. 1250
Unassuming Local Guy @bionicslingshot.bsky.social · 04/10/2026I can’t pick only 9 albums, but I picked only 9 albums. 131861
Unassuming Local Guy @bionicslingshot.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Put on YOUR red shoes and daaaance the blues. 080
Unassuming Local Guy @bionicslingshot.bsky.social · 02/10/2026My perfect, wonderful, adorable cats engaged in a full 72 hours of naps and cuddles and taking care of me while I was sick… and now that they can tell I’m feeling a little better, we’re apparently all currently experiencing days worth of pent-up 1 AM zoomies all at once. 🥴static.klipy.comCat CatsandalALT: Cat Catsandal 41211
Unassuming Local Guy @bionicslingshot.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Precisely my reaction when I saw that earlier 🤣 140
Unassuming Local Guy @bionicslingshot.bsky.social · 01/10/2026static.klipy.comFrankenstein's Monster: It's Alive!ALT: Frankenstein's Monster: It's Alive! 010