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Skye Wolfer

@biolard.bsky.social
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8th level spidermancer. bug pic aficionado. ska enjoyer. she/it genderslop

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Skye Wolfer @biolard.bsky.social · 3h
you just gotta do a punch up on your descriptions doing the laundry -> gazing upon one of life's many turning wheels picking my nose -> plumbing the depths of my own personhood getting second place an armpit fart competition -> listening to the wind
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Skye Wolfer @biolard.bsky.social · 4h
I'm just a wittle autistic bean, I have to negwect my childwen, pwease don't make me wead them a book, I'll die
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Skye Wolfer @biolard.bsky.social · 5h
baby!
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Evelyndroid's Aperture Science and Bugge-Finding 🏳️‍⚧️🕷️ @apsciencebylyn.bsky.social · 16h
*tiny airplane noises* (Mr Phidippus richmani, being a very silly lad 🖤) #EmotionalSupportSpood #Arachtober
Fancy floofy Phidippus jumping spider boy, his 1st segment on his 1st leg pair so magnificently floofy it's brushing his bluish green face. He's perched on an oak twig, that 1st leg pair spread wide likes he's doing pantomime flying airplane
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Skye Wolfer @biolard.bsky.social · 5h
does this one blow up if you use it for too long, like the power bank they released last year?
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Evelyndroid's Aperture Science and Bugge-Finding 🏳️‍⚧️🕷️ @apsciencebylyn.bsky.social · 17h
We're a couple weeks away from Snootfly Watch (where I wander marshes and watch for Snootflies) and I can't wait, I miss them 🖤 (mourning scorpionfly, Panorpa lugubris)
Bright red-bodied scorpionfly with black wings spread to show off his pinchy tail curled up beneath. He has the characteristic long silly scorpionfly snoot
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Kdin Jenzen 🏳️‍⚧️🐺 @kdinjenzenvo.com · 07/10/2026
Dear other trans folks please remember that you deserve more than nothing burger vague-posting, meme shitposts, or “after the series is over confirmations” by cis folks for “representation.” And if you want something REAL y’all should actually read, watch, and play stuff made by other trans people.
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Skye Wolfer @biolard.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
just this morning a friend shared a thread about Control Resonant having trans vibes and I felt like I was a crazy person reading the replies
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Skye Wolfer @biolard.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
5k, it's long enough that you need to have endurance and know how to pace yourself, but anything longer and it just gets monotonous
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Talia "ATTACK DOGS is out now!" Bhatt ⚢ @taliabhatt.itch.io · 06/10/2026
I love a good "mea culpa" as much as the next hairy bra-burning man-hating [insert euphemism for "dyke" here]. But we really need to stop treating the conservative woman as some kind of misbegotten curio and come to terms with the banality of conservatives who happen to be marginalized.
taliabhattwrites.substack.com
You Will Not Be The Exception
On finding the collective fascination with conservative women incredibly, maddeningly boring.
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dani @chucrukat.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
RIKA IS A LESBIAN AND SHE LOVES WOMEN
Lesbian pokemon elite four Rika
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Skye Wolfer @biolard.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
a list of potential future hires, right?
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isabela thomé @isa.eudestruireivoc.es · 06/10/2026
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Skye Wolfer @biolard.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
tell me all of your friends' fetishes. list them out right now. what's wrong? can't handle a dissenting opinion? let me show you some statistics
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Skye Wolfer @biolard.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
tell me all of your friends' fetishes. list them out right now. what's wrong? can't handle a dissenting opinion? let me show you some statistics
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Javier Lazaro - scientific illustration @lazaroillustration.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Planing to make fine art prints of this one :) DM or email me if interested #scirt #bugsky #insects #entomology
Illustration of four cicadas in line pencil sketch style.
Available as fine art prints.
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Skye Wolfer @biolard.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
how he calculated that 25 mph is funny as hell btw. Townsend describes seeing the fly as "a barely distinguishable blur" so Langmuir tied some solder to a string and spun it in a circle until it was barely visible, then calculated speed from rotations per second and the length of his string
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Skye Wolfer @biolard.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
11 years after Townsend's report, a physicist/chemist named Irving Langmuir published an article that basically says "dude that's faster than the speed of sound, what the fuck are you talking about" and then did his own estimate of the speed and landed on 25 mph
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Skye Wolfer @biolard.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
thinking about Charles Henry Tyler Townsend again, specifically how he saw a botfly zoom past him and went "damn that thing must be going like, 800 miles per hour" and published it and EVERYONE BELIEVED HIM FOR OVER A DECADE
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Skye Wolfer @biolard.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
this is unbelievable, I didn't know discord could move at the speed of an AGDQ chat
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Ashley Schofield is looking for work! 🐉 @ashlikeadragon.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
these are words trans women would use to insult each other
Creamy vs Thocky vs Clacky vs Poppy vs Clicky. Different Keyboard Sound Compared.
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Skye Wolfer @biolard.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
had to look it up, apparently one of the former governors just went "I wanna give an award to all my friends" and invented a navy just so he could make them all admirals ngl this kicks ass, more states need to get on this history.nebraska.gov/great-navy-o...
history.nebraska.gov
Great Navy of the State of Nebraska - Nebraska State Historical Society
The Great Navy of the State of Nebraska began in 1930 when Governor Charles W. Bryan went on vacation and Lieutenant Governor T. W. Metcalfe took over the affairs of state. […]
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Skye Wolfer @biolard.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
oh no, the king's hand
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Skye Wolfer @biolard.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
my favorite breakfast cereal: cheese balls
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Skye Wolfer @biolard.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I unironically love how Avi is incapable of saying "ashes" like a normal person, he has to spit it out in disgust every single time
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Skye Wolfer @biolard.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
burn I hope you burn just long enough so you live what I've learned trust me the pain is still less than you've earned fade into ashes to never return
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Skye Wolfer @biolard.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
becoming a nostalgia grifter account but specifically for posting 2000s internet shock content
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Skye Wolfer @biolard.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
legitimately surprised at how mad everyone in the replies are, this is the first change wotc's made in a while that seems like mostly upside to me
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Skye Wolfer @biolard.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
dq2 legit blew my mind when I got the boat and immediately found the dq1 area
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Skye Wolfer @biolard.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
bondage enthusiast making all the survivalists uncomfortable with his shibari'd lean-to
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Skye Wolfer @biolard.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
there's a unit called The Triumph Of Saint Katherine which is a team of Sororitas carrying the withered skeleton of Saint Katherine and her still beating heart into battle
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Skye Wolfer @biolard.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
the SA-X encounters in Metroid Fusion
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Mia Varlineau 🌻 playing FFXIV (wolshipping 25/7) @miavarlineau.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
LEAVE ME ALONE
Tetsuo from the anime/manga Akira meme screaming with bsky julies following him. Girl pls stop
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Skye Wolfer @biolard.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
you ever just write some shit? archiveofourown.org/works/939536...
archiveofourown.org
Stomach of the Killer - Chapter 1 - burgerwritez - Of the Killer Series (garmentdistrict Video Games), Chowder (Cartoon) [Archive of Our Own]
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
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DopeLenny ‼️Commissions Open 6/??‼️ @dopelenny.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Cynthia Pokemon dressed up as Apoco from Unbeatable Never played Unbeatable but one look at Apoco and I understood Commission for @cardinalarts.bsky.social, thanks for the support!
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Skye Wolfer @biolard.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
my guess would be the first dance troupe to do the Lion Dance youtu.be/48B4FAt4-Eg
youtu.be
Lion Dance Performance in Chinatown San Francisco 2024
YouTube video by Nomad Solo Travel
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Skye Wolfer @biolard.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I don't think sriracha can get pregnant
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CTHUEL HURAMCHEK 🎃 @greaterrealityarea.net · 25/09/2026
DYLAN: "Zoe. I'm at the field hospital. It's... not looking good." ZOE: "Shit. Is there anyone alive?" DYLAN: "There's someone here, at the front desk." ZOE: "And the staff?" DYLAN: "One doctor. He's okay. Just distressed." ZOE: "And the civilians?" DYLAN: "Only one. A woman on a bed. She's crying."
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Skye Wolfer @biolard.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Mr. Stanlov Control Resonant
reddit post in r/physics

What do I do if I have theories?
I contacted a college and they ignored me
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Skye Wolfer @biolard.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
legally unenforceable only really matters if someone's willing to tank the legal fees to fight a ban tho
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Skye Wolfer @biolard.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
fair. I still don't think mika fits the archetype, but we all got our own interpretations
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Skye Wolfer @biolard.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I don't think I'd call mikazuki jaded, my boy just wants to kill dudes and leave all the thinking stuff to orga, who he's completely devoted to and would gladly march to his death if given the order because it's for Him
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Lætus @bajamothblast.vanadiel.network · 02/10/2024
now that it's october im legally allowed to post this
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franz @franzanth.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Happy spood month, know your spoods #arachtober #InvertebrateShitposting
a doodle in four parts.

top left is a doodle of a jumping spider with massive adorable eyes. text says, a spood.

top right is the butt of a spider that has run off screen. text says, a spood doin' a scoot.

bottom left, a pair of spiders stacked on top of one another, hugging. text says, two spoods doin' a spoon.

bottom right, a spider covered in cloth like a sheet ghost, with speech bubble saying insect populations are experiencing a sharp decline, threatening every part of their food chain, including birbs, spoods, and the agricultural produce they pollinate. the text says a spood doin' a spook.
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Skye Wolfer @biolard.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
ZERORANGER?!?!?!?
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Skye Wolfer @biolard.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
he hung out as a lesbian bar and took estrogen that one time
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Michaela Joffe @joffeorama.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
not sure why I made this but now you have to see it
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Tie, Rapidly Approaching @tietuesday.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
screaming "trans rights free Palestine fuck all recruiters tricking the young gambling is a blight and i think we will look back at it the same way we do cigarettes now" at the start of every stream to give everyone an ad-free experience
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Skye Wolfer @biolard.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
if it's not a token generator, I'm fistfighting Gavin Verhey
Sweet Corn, a level 2 Earth Plant effect monster with 0 attack and 0 defense.

Once per turn, during your Main Phase 2: You can pay 500 Life Points; Special Summon 1 "Maize Token" (Plant-Type/EARTH/Level 1/ATK 0/DEF 0).
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Skye Wolfer @biolard.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I'm willing to accept that dumbass "V instead of a U" nonsense but what were they trying to accomplish with that N
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