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BillytheElder @billytheelder.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Brb, asking my boss if I can take bereavement for a dog I follow on Instagram passing away

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BillytheElder @billytheelder.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

LET’S GO RAVENS!!!!! WOOOOOOOOO

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BillytheElder @billytheelder.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Are we seriously using AI for sports signs now? Good grief 🙄

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BillytheElder @billytheelder.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Golly do I love a good wedding ❤️ Warms the heart

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BillytheElder @billytheelder.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Yes, I’m at a nerd wedding, how could you tell?

Trashcan full of empty Magic the Gathering packs and a beer

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BillytheElder @billytheelder.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Why is most of the new Street Fighter movie advertising lately just “look how hot Chun-Li is”?

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BillytheElder @billytheelder.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Ravens imploding in the 4th quarter? Well that’s just classic Baltimore football

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BillytheElder @billytheelder.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

I’m about to be a resident of evil

Pic of the Resident Evil poster at my local movie theater

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BillytheElder @billytheelder.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

That roar in the end from the “mysterious entity” woke me up like a sleeper cell agent

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BillytheElder @billytheelder.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

Now the other kids are crying cause they haven’t been able to sleep oh my fucking god

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BillytheElder @billytheelder.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

The other parents with kids of similar age have made it subtly known that it’s not their kid doing all of this screaming by walking them through the aisles is hilarious

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BillytheElder @billytheelder.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

She either has a cognitive disability (which means I’m an asshole) or this is the worst example of gentle parenting I’ve ever witnessed

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BillytheElder @billytheelder.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

Of course this happens when I have the whole row to myself cause there is no such thing as a just and loving god

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BillytheElder @billytheelder.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

Satan’s spawn is on my flight from Singapore. This toddler has not stopped crying for 10 straight hours. The mom just occasionally sushing her while she screams in a pitch I didn’t think humanly possible

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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

The Nathan Fielder Elizabeth Holmes documentary is going to cause me physical pain to witness and no power on earth will stop me from seeing it opening night.

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BillytheElder @billytheelder.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

Sitting at the hotel bar in Singapore and people next to me (not Americans) are talking about Mamdani. This dude really is worldwide

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BillytheElder @billytheelder.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

People were looking at me weird but I simply had to take a picture of my hot dog on the observation deck of the Marina Sands in Singapore

Pic of my hot dog with mustard overlooking Singapore. The hot dog was surprisingly good

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BillytheElder @billytheelder.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

No fucking way did this festival in Singapore start playing Turnstile. Baltimore Pride baby!

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BillytheElder @billytheelder.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Yeah, I’m simply not boarding my flight home.

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BillytheElder @billytheelder.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

I didn’t make the cut. It’s ok, I’ll live. Just gotta work harder next year

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BillytheElder @billytheelder.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Of course the bar I’m at started playing Dolly shortly after I walked in lmao (and now Cher just came on)

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BillytheElder @billytheelder.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Ketchup Entertainment (the folks who put out Coyote vs Acme) have the opportunity to do the funniest thing

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BillytheElder @billytheelder.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

I present to you for your consideration: The Cuck Rocking Chair

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BillytheElder @billytheelder.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

I’m sorry but what the fuck is this?! I’m on the other side of the world

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BillytheElder @billytheelder.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Conservatives are setting him up with a Gofundme for sure

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BillytheElder @billytheelder.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

One of these days I’m gonna watch Balls of Fury given how many clips I’ve seen that made me laugh

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BillytheElder @billytheelder.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Me literally every time I’m in a different country over the past few years: “What if I don’t get on that flight home?”

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BillytheElder @billytheelder.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Alright, work trip is over. Now it’s vacation time. Doing tourist shit

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BillytheElder @billytheelder.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

I’m sorry, “Don’t worry, the company survey is completely anonymous” shouldn’t be followed with an email a week later that says “We noticed you haven’t filled the company survey yet”. Corporate America is completely out of their minds.

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BillytheElder @billytheelder.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

I’m in Singapore right now for work and so many Singaporeans have given me condolences for Dolly Parton. They’re treating it as if she was my grandmother, which in a sense she kinda was for all of us.

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BillytheElder @billytheelder.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Adley getting TWO home runs at Camden?! Kill me now

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BillytheElder @billytheelder.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

Orioles love to give some hope then shit the bed for the rest of the week. God damn

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BillytheElder @billytheelder.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

Turnstile dropping a Bmore club remix of Never Enough with Rod Lee has cured me

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BillytheElder @billytheelder.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

That Cowser catch to win the game was so sick

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BillytheElder @billytheelder.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

Biggest gripe about watching movies on a flight is the plane wifi is usually not good enough to load up Letterboxd, preventing me from logging it while it’s fresh on mind 😑

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BillytheElder @billytheelder.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

16 hour flight all worth it just for this