Billy Billy Billy @billybixby.bsky.social · 17hMy Uber driver was a moonlighting primary school teacher because the job doesn’t pay enough to keep their family above water 👍👍 000
Billy Billy Billy @billybixby.bsky.social · 07/10/2026This is making my underachievement stand out 010
Billy Billy Billy @billybixby.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Hoops has wandered around the house with a poop stuck to her hairy pantaloons and has stamped little kisses on my sofa and bed 👌 000
Billy Billy Billy @billybixby.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Poor guy! Maybe an OCD style compulsion to deal with intrusive thoughts 070
Billy Billy Billy @billybixby.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Finished reading Yesteryear. Strange book, love/hated it. Has ‘written for an Amazon series’ all the way though it like a stick of rock. 010
Billy Billy Billy @billybixby.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Number of Jimmy Fairly tote bags spotted on my lunchtime SE4 walk: 4 000
Billy Billy Billy @billybixby.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Snoring after two lethal injections is metal as fuck 050
Billy Billy Billy @billybixby.bsky.social · 30/09/2026It’s that perfect week when golden hour aligns with my menty haytch post work park walk 010
Billy Billy Billy @billybixby.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Have you noticed how there are constant supply problems with random whole empty shelves in the supermarkets and we all just pretend like that is totally normal 🙃 011
Billy Billy Billy @billybixby.bsky.social · 28/09/2026You just know the Fairford farmer is a local busybody who gets on everyone’s wick 010
Billy Billy Billy @billybixby.bsky.social · 27/09/2026All in all a useful exercise, give it a go. It surprised me a lot. 000
Billy Billy Billy @billybixby.bsky.social · 27/09/20261) Honest to god my phone must have pinged at least 100 times on the first day, it was absolutely unhinged how many lines of communication I was expecting myself to keep on top of 2) I have already aggressively cut back and delegated a shitload of pointless noise that was running me ragged 110
Billy Billy Billy @billybixby.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I have been experimenting with enabling annoyingly loud push notifications on my phone after years of aggressively turning them off. This is the break the habit of constantly checking my phone in case I’ve missed something. 110
Billy Billy Billy @billybixby.bsky.social · 26/09/2026I think I’ve clocked why time away from my phone is so spiritually nourishing 010
Billy Billy Billy @billybixby.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Charles Burns was the inspo for the art on album, black hole is a mad book if you haven’t read it 110
Billy Billy Billy @billybixby.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Came off a forest bike and fucked both me knees didn’t I 010
Billy Billy Billy @billybixby.bsky.social · 20/09/2026😩😩😩 about 10 years ago a ball came my way in Greenwich park and I bravely hoofed it back, it majestically sailed through the air and straight into an open pram. NEVER AGAIN. 151
Billy Billy Billy @billybixby.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Ball just rolled over to me in the park, the terror 210
Billy Billy Billy @billybixby.bsky.social · 18/09/2026I think a chunk of my anxiety is just not peeing when I need to - forgetting to go then jigging about for a few hours without realising why 💦 010
Billy Billy Billy @billybixby.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Ya boy is going for a second round of vampire under eye treatment. Punching my upcoming 50th birthday in the dick. 030
Billy Billy Billy @billybixby.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Ending all my overly familiar, error strewn and politically incorrect emails with 'Best, Bill' as a way to undermine the ai-pocalypse. 010
Reposted by Billy Billy BillySam P @samjoshphillips.bsky.social · 16/09/2026They’re going to be so disappointed when nobody comes. 811118
Billy Billy Billy @billybixby.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Why is it so hot and sweaty, I’m just sat still. 000
Billy Billy Billy @billybixby.bsky.social · 13/09/2026www.klackjoy.com/enklackjoy.comKlackjoy | Modular Furniture Made to Your DimensionsConfigure modular steel furniture to your dimensions, built around USM Haller® connector geometry. Factory-direct pricing with your delivered total shown before payment. 000
Billy Billy Billy @billybixby.bsky.social · 13/09/2026And I’ve found a sneaky dupe brand that interlocks with the real stuff and is less than half price 😮💨 110
Billy Billy Billy @billybixby.bsky.social · 13/09/2026I am this 🤏 close to getting into debt for a 3 x wide version of this USM Haller 120
Billy Billy Billy @billybixby.bsky.social · 13/09/2026My sister came over for a cup of tea earlier. She has kids so usually they come too but it was just me and her. We went for a walk round the park and played some Mario Kart and it was lovely 🥰 121
Billy Billy Billy @billybixby.bsky.social · 12/09/2026I haven’t bothered with screws, just hope and gravity 🫠 110
Billy Billy Billy @billybixby.bsky.social · 12/09/2026I have a bunch of ladderax. My tip is to put sticky felt pads on the back of the ladders to stop them marking the wall 110
Billy Billy Billy @billybixby.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Eight hundred quid for a canvas tote is criminal 110
Reposted by Billy Billy Billyderek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Let me tell you a story about how top-end menswear retail transformed over the last hundred years. 🧵 14763251036
Billy Billy Billy @billybixby.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Mr Porter does a great job of making the online delivery experience as lux as possible, the boxes are beautiful and wrapped in black tissue and it does feel special 000
Billy Billy Billy @billybixby.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Putting the fasc into fashion (the boots are sick tbf) 000
Billy Billy Billy @billybixby.bsky.social · 06/09/2026There is a nudist beach in that part of eastney, trufax 000
