Reposted by ⋯ 𝐒 𝐇 𝐀 𝐙 𝐀 𝐌Definitely NOT simba @abmissti.bsky.social · 12/09/2026bsky.app/profile/did:... 015
⋯ 𝐒 𝐇 𝐀 𝐙 𝐀 𝐌 @billybatson.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Aw dude that’d be awesome. You’ve gotta come over and check out my gaming computer— 010
⋯ 𝐒 𝐇 𝐀 𝐙 𝐀 𝐌 @billybatson.bsky.social · 23/09/2026I dunno… I w watched your last one v one with him…. He absolutely wrecked you. 110
⋯ 𝐒 𝐇 𝐀 𝐙 𝐀 𝐌 @billybatson.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Frees his mouth, ❛ a boy in his math class—! ❜ 010
⋯ 𝐒 𝐇 𝐀 𝐙 𝐀 𝐌 @billybatson.bsky.social · 15/09/2026❛ if I do remember correctly it was some bo— ❜ 010
⋯ 𝐒 𝐇 𝐀 𝐙 𝐀 𝐌 @billybatson.bsky.social · 15/09/2026❛ not even gonna sugar coat it—… of course …! My money is on you winning. ❜ 000
⋯ 𝐒 𝐇 𝐀 𝐙 𝐀 𝐌 @billybatson.bsky.social · 15/09/2026❛ let me know when you do… I’ll grab the popcorn… ❜ 000
⋯ 𝐒 𝐇 𝐀 𝐙 𝐀 𝐌 @billybatson.bsky.social · 15/09/2026❛ me…?! Electrocute—?! Noooo—…. I just sit back and watch the chaos. ❜ 000
⋯ 𝐒 𝐇 𝐀 𝐙 𝐀 𝐌 @billybatson.bsky.social · 15/09/2026❛ @ttranquil.bsky.social … The Kryptonian froze your girlfriend — ❜ 000
⋯ 𝐒 𝐇 𝐀 𝐙 𝐀 𝐌 @billybatson.bsky.social · 15/09/2026❛ wow…. freezing your best friends girlfriend —? It’s because she exposed you for having a crush isn’t it—? ❜ ❛ I should go tell Damian… ❜ 010
⋯ 𝐒 𝐇 𝐀 𝐙 𝐀 𝐌 @billybatson.bsky.social · 15/09/2026This would be the first time someone had actually drawn a sketch of him … And seeing it , he was quite shocked … ❛ I didn’t think my hair was so messy today—… ❜ though Billy’s smile completely betrayed his words. ❛ I’ll have to put this + 100
⋯ 𝐒 𝐇 𝐀 𝐙 𝐀 𝐌 @billybatson.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Blink … Blink … ❛ how long did you say this was gonna take again—? ❜ … sitting still isn’t his strong suit — 000
⋯ 𝐒 𝐇 𝐀 𝐙 𝐀 𝐌 @billybatson.bsky.social · 10/09/2026( somewhere in the background ) Double down … Be a man — 030
⋯ 𝐒 𝐇 𝐀 𝐙 𝐀 𝐌 @billybatson.bsky.social · 10/09/2026do we want an open or closed casket—? And how do we feel about a red and blue suit ? 010
⋯ 𝐒 𝐇 𝐀 𝐙 𝐀 𝐌 @billybatson.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Not touching that conversation with a ten foot pole - 000
⋯ 𝐒 𝐇 𝐀 𝐙 𝐀 𝐌 @billybatson.bsky.social · 08/09/2026 He’s got a quadruple decker sandwich … and a two liter soda enjoying the chaos — 010
⋯ 𝐒 𝐇 𝐀 𝐙 𝐀 𝐌 @billybatson.bsky.social · 06/09/2026<——- totally didn’t trick the JL into thinking he was Captain Marvel and not Billy Batson — 020
⋯ 𝐒 𝐇 𝐀 𝐙 𝐀 𝐌 @billybatson.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Currently walking away from said crater — Dusting himself off… ❛ he’ll be okay right—? ❜ NOW HE ASKS— #TitanSummer 000
⋯ 𝐒 𝐇 𝐀 𝐙 𝐀 𝐌 @billybatson.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Welp … Positioning Klarion between himself and the sky … ❛ SHAZAM !! ❜ 010
⋯ 𝐒 𝐇 𝐀 𝐙 𝐀 𝐌 @billybatson.bsky.social · 06/09/2026He turns into a SUPERHERO — … To save people and stuff —… the added mass is just …. Muscle — ! Though he has gained a couple of pounds …. Too much junk food — 000
⋯ 𝐒 𝐇 𝐀 𝐙 𝐀 𝐌 @billybatson.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Klarion is two seconds away from getting absolutely fried — 110
⋯ 𝐒 𝐇 𝐀 𝐙 𝐀 𝐌 @billybatson.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Picking @chaoticwithwords.bsky.social’s deadweight body up… ❛ …. Okay —…. I don’t want to scare anyone with this… more than they’ve already been scared… ❜ 010
⋯ 𝐒 𝐇 𝐀 𝐙 𝐀 𝐌 @billybatson.bsky.social · 06/09/2026 ❛ he’ll be fiiiiine… a little bit of electricity should wake him right up… ❜ 010
⋯ 𝐒 𝐇 𝐀 𝐙 𝐀 𝐌 @billybatson.bsky.social · 06/09/2026 ❛ damnit not Jon…….. we barely knew you… ❜ #TitanSummer 010
⋯ 𝐒 𝐇 𝐀 𝐙 𝐀 𝐌 @billybatson.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Keep this guy away from cars—… He can barely drive on the game let alone real life 000
⋯ 𝐒 𝐇 𝐀 𝐙 𝐀 𝐌 @billybatson.bsky.social · 06/09/2026He can’t really sneak away as Captain Marvel—… But somewhere a little further away— ❛ Shazam— ❜ 000
⋯ 𝐒 𝐇 𝐀 𝐙 𝐀 𝐌 @billybatson.bsky.social · 06/09/2026 ❛ I fried my motherboard, CPU, and Graphics card—… ❜ ❛ it’s just an expensive paperweight — that’s horrible at its job. But … if you want to take a look at it … be my guest—.. ❜ 000
⋯ 𝐒 𝐇 𝐀 𝐙 𝐀 𝐌 @billybatson.bsky.social · 06/09/2026 ❛ I … may or may not have blown up my gaming computer by doing that—… ❜ ❛ expensive repairs but … if you’ve got the stuff to fix it— ❜ 010
⋯ 𝐒 𝐇 𝐀 𝐙 𝐀 𝐌 @billybatson.bsky.social · 06/09/2026If … he needed his power banks charged all he had to do was ask— honestly they might be overcharged right now 010
⋯ 𝐒 𝐇 𝐀 𝐙 𝐀 𝐌 @billybatson.bsky.social · 06/09/2026 ❛ SHAZAM—! ❜ At the center of camp too—? #TitanSummer 010
