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Definitely NOT simba

@abmissti.bsky.social
16 followers 18 following 457 posts

Your average dude who games way too much, and likes to write even more He/Him — 25 ( ik im old ) Just dont call me Unc

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Definitely NOT simba @abmissti.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Just made a homemade cookies n cream cheesecake 😌
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Definitely NOT simba @abmissti.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I’m sorry … I had to
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Definitely NOT simba @abmissti.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
WHO TOLD THIS MAN TO HAVE SUCH A SNATCHED WAIST
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Definitely NOT simba @abmissti.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Can we dig mine first ??
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Definitely NOT simba @abmissti.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I’m gonna have to hurt you
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Definitely NOT simba @abmissti.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Nope not today
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Salem Black Cat Filing Nails
ALT: Salem Black Cat Filing Nails
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Definitely NOT simba @abmissti.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Gonna have to kick Leo’s ass… 😌
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Definitely NOT simba @abmissti.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Y E S …. I need to be taken care of here
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Definitely NOT simba @abmissti.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
No food … no treats… I have to clean my own litter box… I’m looking for a new home
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Definitely NOT simba @abmissti.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
YOU DONT FEED ME ANYWAY…
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Definitely NOT simba @abmissti.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
<——- new owner wanted my current one doesn’t feed me
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Definitely NOT simba @abmissti.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I’m going to bite you and claw your ass up 😌
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Definitely NOT simba @abmissti.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I will make you pay
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Pop Claws Cat
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Definitely NOT simba @abmissti.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
You will pay for this transgression
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Definitely NOT simba @abmissti.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
This is what you are for… Food and cleaning. Get to it
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Angry Cat Hissing Then Calming Down
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Definitely NOT simba @abmissti.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I HAVE A SET SCHEDULE hisssssssss
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Definitely NOT simba @abmissti.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I will be fed three times a day. 0730, 1130, and 1630 … or else I’m touching someone
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Definitely NOT simba @abmissti.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Simba does what ?
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Dale Gribble: Excuse Me? Shotgun
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Definitely NOT simba @abmissti.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
This is the highest form of torture food is where I draw the line sir !
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Definitely NOT simba @abmissti.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
But food 🥺
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Definitely NOT simba @abmissti.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Yes…. My tummy hurts 😭
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Definitely NOT simba @abmissti.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Sorry everyone has to see that it’s funny
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Definitely NOT simba @abmissti.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I’m currently making a homemade cheesecake
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Definitely NOT simba @abmissti.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
My coffee addicts rise from the dead
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Definitely NOT simba @abmissti.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Too late for that one
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Definitely NOT simba @abmissti.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
My footsies hurted
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Definitely NOT simba @abmissti.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
A wild Simba appears on your TL
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Definitely NOT simba @abmissti.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I’m sorry … 🗿 I got the itch to write
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Definitely NOT simba @abmissti.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
It’s rough out here
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Definitely NOT simba @abmissti.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
24hrs without sleep ??
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Definitely NOT simba @abmissti.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Just know whatever I’m planning it’s evil
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Definitely NOT simba @abmissti.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Won’t be too involved in the Summerween event … 😌 Jonno is about to go through a crazy arc
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Definitely NOT simba @abmissti.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Solo ideas for Jonno …
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Definitely NOT simba @abmissti.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
wasn’t memorable sorry 😌
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Definitely NOT simba @abmissti.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
🤔 I don’t remember having my back blown out by anyone
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Definitely NOT simba @abmissti.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
🗿 WHAT ZONE ?!
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Definitely NOT simba @abmissti.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
WHATS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN —????
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Definitely NOT simba @abmissti.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
My youth died whenever my back started to hurt 😞
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Definitely NOT simba @abmissti.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Pineapples??
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Definitely NOT simba @abmissti.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Doubling down huh ?
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Definitely NOT simba @abmissti.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Sorry but under the agreement I have I can no longer say Pyro beats me … to do so would be falsehood
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Definitely NOT simba @abmissti.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Just proving my point
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Definitely NOT simba @abmissti.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I retract my previous statement about Pyro beating me. I know what I said was false and untrue… and I deeply apologize
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Definitely NOT simba @abmissti.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Sorry I’m a bad boyo 🗿
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Definitely NOT simba @abmissti.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
It’s oki 😌 I’m use to it
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Definitely NOT simba @abmissti.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Pyro beating me with wooden tools
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Definitely NOT simba @abmissti.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Daily dose of my abuser
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Definitely NOT simba @abmissti.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
From hence forth you shall refer to me as Simba the G.O.A.T OR Simba the Great 😌
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Definitely NOT simba @abmissti.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
First game of the season and we came out with a win 😁
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Definitely NOT simba @abmissti.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Trying to be daddies good boy today 😌
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