Definitely NOT simba @abmissti.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Just made a homemade cookies n cream cheesecake 😌 100
Definitely NOT simba @abmissti.bsky.social · 29/09/2026WHO TOLD THIS MAN TO HAVE SUCH A SNATCHED WAIST 100
Definitely NOT simba @abmissti.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Nope not todaystatic.klipy.comSalem Black Cat Filing NailsALT: Salem Black Cat Filing Nails 000
Definitely NOT simba @abmissti.bsky.social · 23/09/2026No food … no treats… I have to clean my own litter box… I’m looking for a new home 000
Definitely NOT simba @abmissti.bsky.social · 23/09/2026<——- new owner wanted my current one doesn’t feed me 000
Definitely NOT simba @abmissti.bsky.social · 23/09/2026I’m going to bite you and claw your ass up 😌 000
Definitely NOT simba @abmissti.bsky.social · 23/09/2026I will make you paystatic.klipy.comPop Claws CatALT: Pop Claws Cat 000
Definitely NOT simba @abmissti.bsky.social · 23/09/2026This is what you are for… Food and cleaning. Get to itstatic.klipy.comAngry Cat Hissing Then Calming DownALT: Angry Cat Hissing Then Calming Down 000
Definitely NOT simba @abmissti.bsky.social · 23/09/2026I will be fed three times a day. 0730, 1130, and 1630 … or else I’m touching someone 010
Definitely NOT simba @abmissti.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Simba does what ?static.klipy.comDale Gribble: Excuse Me? ShotgunALT: Dale Gribble: Excuse Me? Shotgun 010
Definitely NOT simba @abmissti.bsky.social · 23/09/2026This is the highest form of torture food is where I draw the line sir ! 010
Definitely NOT simba @abmissti.bsky.social · 23/09/2026I’m currently making a homemade cheesecake 100
Definitely NOT simba @abmissti.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Won’t be too involved in the Summerween event … 😌 Jonno is about to go through a crazy arc 010
Definitely NOT simba @abmissti.bsky.social · 15/09/2026🤔 I don’t remember having my back blown out by anyone 010
Definitely NOT simba @abmissti.bsky.social · 15/09/2026My youth died whenever my back started to hurt 😞 010
Definitely NOT simba @abmissti.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Sorry but under the agreement I have I can no longer say Pyro beats me … to do so would be falsehood 010
Definitely NOT simba @abmissti.bsky.social · 15/09/2026I retract my previous statement about Pyro beating me. I know what I said was false and untrue… and I deeply apologize 100
Definitely NOT simba @abmissti.bsky.social · 15/09/2026From hence forth you shall refer to me as Simba the G.O.A.T OR Simba the Great 😌 200
Definitely NOT simba @abmissti.bsky.social · 14/09/2026First game of the season and we came out with a win 😁 100