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Evil Sarkastodon

@billthecat.club
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The future is here — we just need to distribute it. (He/Him)

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Evil Sarkastodon @billthecat.club · 14/10/2026
"If you wish to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first invent the universe"
- Carl Sagan
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Evil Sarkastodon @billthecat.club · 13/10/2026
Yeah that’s what I said?? What’s your point?
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Evil Sarkastodon @billthecat.club · 13/10/2026
And this is one of those 20
WJBK (channel 2) is a television station in Detroit, Michigan, United States. Owned and operated by the Fox network through its Fox Television Stations division, the station maintains studios and transmitter facilities on West 9 Mile Road in the Detroit suburb of Southfield.
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Evil Sarkastodon @billthecat.club · 06/10/2026
PRO-UNION
Workers deserve leverage for the purpose of securing pensions, health care, proper compensation.
In other words, their fair share.

ANTI-UNION
Assholes
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Evil Sarkastodon @billthecat.club · 05/10/2026
Monday morning like
Two emails in a row:

Headspace
Anxious about the future? Headspa...

Paul Krugman
The Trump Administration is a Cess...
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Evil Sarkastodon @billthecat.club · 02/10/2026
“Sorry I deleted your data here’s some gold.”
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Evil Sarkastodon @billthecat.club · 02/10/2026
1899 set up a fun mystery with a cliffhanger ending for the first season. And then it was cancelled :(
The poster for 1899 which depicts a woman  in late victorian clothes falling framed by a background of the ocean which is folding up to form a triangle with the same steamship depicted on the upper sides of the triangle.
At the top is the tagline “what is lost will be found”
And at the bottom it says “a netflix series 1899”
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Evil Sarkastodon @billthecat.club · 29/09/2026
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Evil Sarkastodon @billthecat.club · 29/09/2026
Too late, I already have the outfit for the Psychic Roulette announcer from Burn Cycle (1994)
A screenshot of the video game Burn Cycle showing a monitor for a futuristic kind of kiosk where you can bet on games of Psychic Roulette. It shows a guy with a bright orange tuxedo jacket and golden bow tie, square sunglasses and a little mohawk in front of a purple and green background.
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Evil Sarkastodon @billthecat.club · 25/09/2026
I still think about this amazing quote which is a response to Guitar Center changing their logo.
A tweet by frog "Philip K. Dickgirl" kosaric 
@yurirando

“when they burned the library of Alexandria the crowd cheered in horrible joy. They understood that there was something older than wisdom, and it was fire, and something truer than words, and it was ashes”

With a quote reply of Theo Fanning @TheoFanning on Apr 14, 2022
“After 50 years, Guitar Center finally makes the correct decision to stop using a guitar as a 'G'in their logo. Why it took that long is still anyone's guess.”
And below that is a comparison of the old guitar center logo where the guitar is the G and the new logo where the guitar is next to the G
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Evil Sarkastodon @billthecat.club · 18/09/2026
Good thing I just cornered the market on fresnel lenses
two people look at a tiny black and white screen through a fresnel lens in the film Brazil dir. by Terry Gilliam
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Evil Sarkastodon @billthecat.club · 18/09/2026
I refuse to believe her parents named her that. 🤣
Not to be confused with Crystal ball.

Krystal Marie Ball (born November 24, 1981)
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Evil Sarkastodon @billthecat.club · 18/09/2026
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Evil Sarkastodon @billthecat.club · 05/09/2026
What if we finally fixed this
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Evil Sarkastodon @billthecat.club · 26/08/2026
it's ok, irritability and aggression are side effects
Adverse effects
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Common
    Sedation
    Euphoria
    Motor impairment

Less common
    Confusion
    Irritability and aggression
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Evil Sarkastodon @billthecat.club · 12/08/2026
When my plan for stabilizing phone cases that mount to the heads of birds fails:
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Evil Sarkastodon @billthecat.club · 11/08/2026
A great sequence of posts here
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Evil Sarkastodon @billthecat.club · 31/07/2026
What about in pog form?
A screenshot of The Simpsons where Millhouse is holding a big handful of pogs and saying to Bart, who is looking worried: "Remember Cassidoo? She's back, in pog form."
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Evil Sarkastodon @billthecat.club · 28/07/2026
Principal Skinner trying to figure out if he's old and out of touch
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Evil Sarkastodon @billthecat.club · 26/07/2026
Manchin also killed guaranteed maternity leave, keeping the US as one of like 5 countries in the world without it. www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...
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Evil Sarkastodon @billthecat.club · 24/07/2026
the bugs bunny meme where he's in a tuxedo with his hands clasped in front of him that says "i wish all billionaire bootlickers a very fuck off and die"
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Evil Sarkastodon @billthecat.club · 17/07/2026
I didn't realize that. Does he know he's arguing for stripping his own citizenship? His parents only moved to the US two years before he was born and in 1985 you had to be a resident for five years to become a citizen. obituaries.rwcpulse.com/obituaries/m...
An excerpt from the linked obituary:

"In 1985, Ze’ev immigrated to the United States and settled with Hadassah and their first two children, Gilead and Oded, in Palo Alto, California. For the next twenty-five years, he worked for various technology companies in the semiconductor industry as a software engineer.

"In the mid-1990s, Ze’ev, now a father of four (his twin sons Ilan and Eytan were born in 1987)..."
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Evil Sarkastodon @billthecat.club · 10/07/2026
In the Heat of the Night (5 stars) Marathon Man (4 stars) Breach (3.5 stars) A Quiet Place (1.5 stars, Why didn’t they just live by the waterfall????)
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Evil Sarkastodon @billthecat.club · 03/07/2026
Holy shit, the assistants aren’t even getting the money, the people running their agency are. I wonder much they‘re kicking back to the arbitratior.
A paragraph from the article:

Christopher Matthews, president of MPowerHealth, which owns Precision Assist, said the company needs “fair and sustainable reimbursement” to staff operations and ensure positive patient outcomes. Surgical assistants at MPowerHealth are paid salaries for their work, and the company collects any arbitration awards, a spokeswoman said.
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Evil Sarkastodon @billthecat.club · 02/07/2026
Biden jobs report June 2023 that is pretty average with 220,000 jobs added: “signs of continued cooling” Trump jobs report this month with 57,000 jobs added: deceptive graph, “American economy continues to stride past obstacles, including the inflationary pressures of the war with Iran” Fuck offff
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Evil Sarkastodon @billthecat.club · 30/06/2026
Norman Osborn saying "You know, I'm something of a pooper myself"
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Evil Sarkastodon @billthecat.club · 25/06/2026
the movie poster for "Bring me the head of Alfredo Garcia"
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Evil Sarkastodon @billthecat.club · 24/06/2026
A tweet by @InternetHippo from July 1, 2017:
"Just got back from the centrist rally. Amazing turnout. Thousands of people holding hands and chanting 'Better things aren't possible'"
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Evil Sarkastodon @billthecat.club · 15/06/2026
@jonbois.bsky.social You've made it (become the subject of a crossword clue on @puzzmo.com)
A crossword clue: 57  Sportswriter Jon who invented scorigami
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Evil Sarkastodon @billthecat.club · 15/06/2026
This is a chinese operation to make american scientists look bad :P
Pedosphere is sponsored jointly by the Soil Science Society of China and the Institute of Soil Science, Chinese Academy of Sciences in cooperation with 5 of the most important Chinese institutions and universities working in the field of soil science: China Agricultural University; the Institute of Applied Ecology, Chinese Academy of Sciences; Nanjing Agricultural University; South China Agricultural University; and Zhejiang University.
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Evil Sarkastodon @billthecat.club · 08/06/2026
Someone in a car leaning forward, looking out her driver-side window and saying "Ok then name one poison"
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Evil Sarkastodon @billthecat.club · 08/06/2026
an old tweet by lauren @NotABigJerk that says "i'm not falling for that hot take. that's clearly someone with a fetish for getting yelled at. i refuse to participate in that kind of perversion"
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Evil Sarkastodon @billthecat.club · 06/06/2026
Homer Simpson from the hit tv animated sitcom “the simpsons” lying in the middle of his bed. He has the covers pulled up around him like a big toasty cinnamon roll.
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Evil Sarkastodon @billthecat.club · 01/06/2026
A sign that says JUNE IS KNIFE MONTH above an screenshot of Moe from The Simpsons holding two knives which have been painted with the pride flag.
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Evil Sarkastodon @billthecat.club · 01/06/2026
gotta scare off the bot by swearing at it
the same search as in the original post but with "-asshole -motherfucker -shit" appended to the query. Now the results don't have the AI summary and just show the link to the article and facebook.
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Evil Sarkastodon @billthecat.club · 27/05/2026
And yet it was never ported to the Robomow
a home-built robot lawnmower from around 1997 called the "robomow" It's clearly a prototype with a giant battery on the top and wires going everywhere
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Evil Sarkastodon @billthecat.club · 22/04/2026
Mainstream dems when they lose an election by tacking to the center and berating voters for not being excited about them
A four-panel comic. Panel 1 shows a crow sitting on a stool in front of a microphone. The crow is saying "it's the left's fault we keep losing"

Panel 2 shows a man in the audience shouting "Booo! get better material!"

In panel 3 you see the crow start sweating and looking at its notecards.

In panel 4 you see the notecards which say repeatedly "it's the left's fault. it's the left's fault. it's the left's fault..."
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Evil Sarkastodon @billthecat.club · 20/04/2026
You should model the next water tower off of the one near me that’s nicknamed “the brick dick”
A large and very phallic water tower juts upward into the open sky
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Evil Sarkastodon @billthecat.club · 12/04/2026
It’s clear that when centrist dems say “we need a bigger tent” they mean “we need to throw minorities under the bus to try to appeal to the most hateful people on social media”
'As big of a big tent party as possible'

Most of the town hall focused on growing the Democratic Party. Trump has won Ohio three times since 2016. Republicans in Ohio control all statewide offices and have a supermajority in the General Assembly.

But both Pureval and Slotkin see the state as winnable for the Democrats.

Pureval told The Enquirer after the event he thinks the Democrats can pick up rural voters who voted for Trump in the last election. He thinks discontent over tariffs and inflation could work in the Democrats favor.

"As Democrats, our focus should be being as big of a big tent party as possible," he said.Dem senator calls out far-left streamer, asks what 'normal' person would go on such an antagonistic show
Fox News
TAYLOR PENLEY
Sat, April 11, 2026 at 2:44 PM EDT
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Sen. Elissa Slotkin, D-Mich., fired back after far-left streamer Hasan Piker criticized her for going on Bill Maher's show while failing to appear on his Twitch livestream.

"I've said repeatedly that I've got to call balls and strikes, whether it's antisemitism, Islamophobia ... so that's what I've tried to do as he's come into Michigan," Slotkin told Politico's Adam Wren.
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Evil Sarkastodon @billthecat.club · 10/04/2026
The “you wouldn’t download a car” PSA but it says “You wouldn’t sell a baby”
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Evil Sarkastodon @billthecat.club · 04/04/2026
They’re pretty good
A long black cat lying on a pair of legs
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Evil Sarkastodon @billthecat.club · 02/04/2026
This you?
A panel from the comic strip “Nancy” where a shocked Nancy with her mouth hanging open looks at her friend Sluggo who is holding a can full of worms and labeled “cut worms” on the side.
 Sluggo is saying “they pay me in woims”
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Evil Sarkastodon @billthecat.club · 02/04/2026
My nomination for funniest tweet:
A tweet by @Hattiethepirate on August 9 2017:
"I accidentally sat on a packet of cheddars today and heard my 4 year old niece say 'oh no, my cheds' faintly from across the room"
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Evil Sarkastodon @billthecat.club · 01/04/2026
On windows there should be a little microphone icon next to the time
A screenshot of the windows taskbar showing a microphone icon.
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Evil Sarkastodon @billthecat.club · 01/04/2026
On a mac click on the orange dot next to the time
A screenshot showing the top left of a mac desktop. You can see the menu bar and a few icons. Below it there's an orange mic icon next to the text "zoom.us"
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Evil Sarkastodon @billthecat.club · 30/03/2026
The header image in this article compelled me to make this
A version of the "Tired of looking at bad screen..." meme where instead it says "Tired of hearing about BAD SENATOR" over an image of Slotkin looking at a laptop. "Can't wait to vote and have a GOOD SENATOR" over a picture of Abdul El-Sayed in front of a laptop.
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Evil Sarkastodon @billthecat.club · 29/03/2026
A man is looking off to his left with a slightly concerned expression. His arm has a marker in it and is ar the bottom of a big noteboard on which is written “the best time to delete this post was immediately after posting it. The second best time is now.”
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Evil Sarkastodon @billthecat.club · 29/03/2026
A shot from the simpsons showing Bart’s classmates and teacher celebrating after he says his famous catchphrase
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Evil Sarkastodon @billthecat.club · 25/03/2026
An old photo of Jeff Gerstmann with a neutral expression looking straight into the camera. He has his arms slightly raised with his hands in loose fists at around the level of his ears.

At the bottom the text "YOU CAN'T BEAT 100 PERCENT" is superimposed on the image.
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Evil Sarkastodon @billthecat.club · 24/03/2026
Gonna mess the baby up by telling them that this @galegalligan.bsky.social fan work is the original Garfield
A small toddler is holding open a garfield fan comic and looking at the pages. You can see the back and side of his head and the comic in his hands from over his shoulder
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