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BILL NYE THO

@billnyetho.bsky.social
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The New York Times @nytimes.com · 29/04/2026
UPS will not deliver inside two buildings on Staten Island where its drivers were assaulted decades ago. Residents are suing.
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UPS Won’t Bring Packages to Their Doors. Some Are Fed Up.
The United Parcel Service will not deliver inside two buildings on Staten Island where its drivers were assaulted decades ago. Residents are suing.
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Ryan J. Reilly “paints a vivid and urgent portrait of… disarray” @ryanjreilly.com · 29/04/2026
“No reasonable person could believe that Comey intended to threaten the president via seashells," a DOJ official told me. "Everyone at this DOJ should be ashamed. I know I am.” www.nbcnews.com/politics/jus...
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Legal experts shellshocked over new Comey indictment
The Justice Department says former FBI Director James Comey threatened to kill the president. But experts told NBC News his Instagram post showing seashells assembled to read "8647" shouldn't have res...
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BILL NYE THO @billnyetho.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
If humans could cum on demand like squid ink... It would be just... nuts.
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BILL NYE THO @billnyetho.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
There is no Trump Derangement Syndrome, only Trans Derangement Syndrome.
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BILL NYE THO @billnyetho.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
Sorry, gonna need to escalate your support issue to our AI Expert on AI Experts, whom I assure you, is definitely not 3 AIs in a trenchcoat
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BILL NYE THO @billnyetho.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
Sorry, gonna need to escalate your support issue to our AI Expert on AI Experts, whom I assure you, is definitely not 3 AIs in a trenchcoat
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BILL NYE THO @billnyetho.bsky.social · 02/01/2024
If gender were binary I'd reformat it to .zip just to fuck with TERFs
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BILL NYE THO @billnyetho.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
AI can gargle my B A L L S .
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BILL NYE THO @billnyetho.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
Realizing that your favorite porn video of all time wouldn't exist if it weren't for the pandemic is a literal mindfuck in two different ways
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BILL NYE THO @billnyetho.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
Imagine being this fucking stupid. I know it's hard, but just try to imagine it. I did and now my head hurts fam
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BILL NYE THO @billnyetho.bsky.social · 27/12/2024
The existence of the term "the straight dope" implies the existence of "the gay dope", "the bi dope" "the queer dope", "the...
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Republicans Against Trumpism @rpsagainsttrump.bsky.social · 04/10/2025
Has Trump said anything about his former “spiritual leader”, Robert Morris, who was just sentenced to 6 months in prison for sexually abusing a 12-year-old girl? Will the media even bother to ask him?
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Governor Tim Walz @governorwalz.mn.gov · 04/10/2025
We can fund health care and keep the government running, or we can shut everything down to raise prices on people. To me, that’s a pretty easy choice.
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the beggars out of here getter @milesklee.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
god that’s cool
Daily Mail:
Crab snatches disposable vape

Image of crab appearing to use a vape underwater
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✧Lani✧ @kyleloves23.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
BILL NYE THE TERM DOPE GUYYYY /j
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BILL NYE THO @billnyetho.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
Imagine being this fucking stupid. I know it's hard, but just try to imagine it. I did and now my head hurts fam
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BILL NYE THO @billnyetho.bsky.social · 27/12/2024
The existence of the term "the straight dope" implies the existence of "the gay dope", "the bi dope" "the queer dope", "the...
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BILL NYE THO @billnyetho.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
The real hawk tuah coin was the skeets we made along the way
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BILL NYE THO @billnyetho.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
U bring the rizz n I'll make the jizz.
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BILL NYE THO @billnyetho.bsky.social · 02/01/2024
Do you fuck with the war?
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BILL NYE THO @billnyetho.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
Realizing that your favorite porn video of all time wouldn't exist if it weren't for the pandemic is a literal mindfuck in two different ways
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BILL NYE THO @billnyetho.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
U bring the rizz n I'll make the jizz.
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BILL NYE THO @billnyetho.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
The real hawk tuah coin was the skeets we made along the way
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nielswadsholt.bsky.social @nielswadsholt.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
This post did not get nearly as much recognition as it deserves.
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BILL NYE THO @billnyetho.bsky.social · 12/02/2024
Do you know what the odds are of the Chiefs winning the Superbowl? Me neither bitch I'm just a fucking science guy, not a statistician.
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Betty Finn @missbettyfinn.bsky.social · 01/01/2024
The “this is fine” meme, but the dog has been replaced by the newly public domained Steamboat Willie version of Mickey Mouse.
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Consort @consort.northsky.social · 02/01/2024
Oh my god it's noted science guy Bill Nye
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BILL NYE THO @billnyetho.bsky.social · 02/01/2024
"Ladies and gentlemen of the jury: When we said we were going for damage, not accuracy, it was, in fact, opposite day"
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David Shiffman, Ph.D. 🦈 @whysharksmatter.bsky.social · 02/01/2024
I have replaced one (1) of the beverages in your home with Panera electric lemonade
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BILL NYE THO @billnyetho.bsky.social · 02/01/2024
The BBC is exclusively funded through a tax on BBC porn. The British still take a cut of everything because they can't stop being imperialist pigs
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BILL NYE THO @billnyetho.bsky.social · 02/01/2024
Do you fuck with the war?
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BILL NYE THO @billnyetho.bsky.social · 02/01/2024
If gender were binary I'd reformat it to .zip just to fuck with TERFs
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