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Mary Shelly Beans 🎃 🫘

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Mary Shelly Beans 🎃 🫘 @billhookunion.beanyear.com · 23h
Branching “gills” is the tell tale for chanterelles You might some day find a bad “scaly chantrelle” in the cascades but that’s not this either This is a chantrelle. Now , false chantrelles can be very near real ones so always check the gills, but once you’re familiar with them they’re easy
Close up of Branching false gills from the original picture
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Mary Shelly Beans 🎃 🫘 @billhookunion.beanyear.com · 29/09/2026
My little boy playing his solar system themed instrument “I’m playing a sad song, it’s about [mumbles]” Me “it’s about what?” Looks up “Hazel, the nut tree.”
Here’s the little solar system toy, it’s got light up planets in a circle and makes little beeps
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Mary Shelly Beans 🎃 🫘 @billhookunion.beanyear.com · 27/09/2026
Squish it
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Mary Shelly Beans 🎃 🫘 @billhookunion.beanyear.com · 27/09/2026
Smash it up in the scratter
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Mary Shelly Beans 🎃 🫘 @billhookunion.beanyear.com · 27/09/2026
Put the apple in
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Mary Shelly Beans 🎃 🫘 @billhookunion.beanyear.com · 27/09/2026
Ok here it is in action The lads are not as close to the motor and it looks in the picture and they know the first rule is to stay away from it Between yesterdays and today I did 15 gallons , 2 6ish gallon pony kegs and a 3 gallon batch of bottles to put away
The press and the lads, it’s got scrattering on the left and pressing on the right The press and one lad , wearing hearing protection bc the motor is “too loud”The pressed apple pulp in a blue bin
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Mary Shelly Beans 🎃 🫘 @billhookunion.beanyear.com · 26/09/2026
I’m at the bomb train I’m at the waste transfer station I’m at the tank yard I’m at the liquification zone I’m at the combo bomb train / waste transfer station/ tank yard / liquification zone
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Mary Shelly Beans 🎃 🫘 @billhookunion.beanyear.com · 26/09/2026
Great color on the Oxford Black apples , and The Lads!
Red headed 3 year old holding 2 really dark red purple apples with white lenticles and handsome russeting around the stem  Sandy brown headed 3 year old admiring the apple can see more of my wattle fence in the background The brown headed one against but now with a big goofy grin holding the apple
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Mary Shelly Beans 🎃 🫘 @billhookunion.beanyear.com · 25/09/2026
If America was cooler there’d be a whole aesthetic that was “Beach Plum” Like gothy Robert mccloskey
Cover of Burt Dow deep water man moody dark ocean but a boat that pastel pinks and greens and a yellow suited old fisher man
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Mary Shelly Beans 🎃 🫘 @billhookunion.beanyear.com · 25/09/2026
Oops all pits , see you next year , little beach plums
Same cut off can but it’s just the pits now
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Mary Shelly Beans 🎃 🫘 @billhookunion.beanyear.com · 24/09/2026
Woody Guthrie whenever he sees a sign that says “No Trespassing”
That sign can’t stop me because I can’t read meme , little cartoon girl looking at the sign
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Mary Shelly Beans 🎃 🫘 @billhookunion.beanyear.com · 22/09/2026
Red stripes and prominent lenticles and the age … I’m leaning toward honeycrisp actually It’s a pleasant quite crunchy juicy apple? Like the platonic ideal of an apple? Honeycrisp Could it be a little more odd ball? Sure , but Honeycrisp would be a big contender
Pictures I just took of a Honeycrisp from a bin/gaylord at work trying to show the striping and lenticles Pictures I just took of a Honeycrisp from a bin/gaylord at work trying to show the striping and lenticles
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Mary Shelly Beans 🎃 🫘 @billhookunion.beanyear.com · 22/09/2026
My emotional support sawed off soda can with Beach Plums from my friends trees where I’m saving the pits to plant this fall to make more Beach Plums in Oregon
Looking down a sawed off soda can with a small pile of purple beach plums and pits at the bottom
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Mary Shelly Beans 🎃 🫘 @billhookunion.beanyear.com · 21/09/2026
“There is no try, do or do-not wise”
Yoda Shot of the guy and the lady from the old Christmas movie The Apartment
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Mary Shelly Beans 🎃 🫘 @billhookunion.beanyear.com · 17/09/2026
Remember that old post like “here’s 2 bananas, a mango, half a pineapple, and a pint of blackberries. No thanks! Here’s the same in a smoothie? Yeah, Yum it up!” I’m like that but it’s about my homemade pimento cheese
Brian’s Pimenty 

4 oz. weight Cream Cheese, Softened
1/2 c. Mayonnaise
1/2 c.  Cottage Cheese
2 tbsp. our house Mustard (more To Taste)
1/2 tsp. Black Pepper
8 oz. weight Sharp Cheddar Cheese, Grated
8 oz. weight Monterey Jack OR if they have fancy peppercorn tillymook get that
2 glass jars pimenty peppers
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Mary Shelly Beans 🎃 🫘 @billhookunion.beanyear.com · 17/09/2026
Sorry that was a typo, one of my sons got my phone and i thought he was just in the calculator app but he got here and did that and also texted my coworkers this picture of the top of his head
Pic of the top of his head and also a cupboard bottom and a orange pan and a commemorative John prine fly swatter
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Mary Shelly Beans 🎃 🫘 @billhookunion.beanyear.com · 06/09/2026
Here’s the commodity price graph We are coming off the lowest prices for the last five years Only bc every part of the government and processors pulled every lever to it from completely tanking and it’s even up that much especially considering increased input costs like water and fertilizer
A historic chart of prices over last 5 years
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Mary Shelly Beans 🎃 🫘 @billhookunion.beanyear.com · 05/09/2026
First black peaches have ripened , a little early, surprised me , they stay relatively hard so I’m still learning when to judge ripeness This is Indian Free , it can supposedly be traced back to the vast peach 🍑 orchards that were planted by native Americans once peaches were introduced here
Cut open peach, swirls of deep purple and pink-white around the pit The peaches laid out on a cutting board
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Mary Shelly Beans 🎃 🫘 @billhookunion.beanyear.com · 05/09/2026
New England is on another level of Apple Enthusiasm
Flyer for the 7th annual wild and seedling pomologcal exhibition if you want details I can tell you
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Mary Shelly Beans 🎃 🫘 @billhookunion.beanyear.com · 04/09/2026
🍏 Bing pot 🍎
Selfie , Side of my face driving my truck , cider press visible through the back cab windows , in the truck bed
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Mary Shelly Beans 🎃 🫘 @billhookunion.beanyear.com · 01/09/2026
GTA6: you can have a potentially problematic parasocial relationship with a character FF7: Hold my pixelated beer and watch this
Church scene where aerith finds cloud in FF7 , OG pixelated version
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Mary Shelly Beans 🎃 🫘 @billhookunion.beanyear.com · 31/08/2026
Gets better every year Last year was the first year I got a full milk bin from my cider apples This year I will get probably 3 bins More and more and more every year (excepting biennial (every other) bearing)
Kingston black applesin my hand with a bunch in a blue bin on the ground 

They’re pretty, very dark red
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Mary Shelly Beans 🎃 🫘 @billhookunion.beanyear.com · 28/08/2026
I’m just thinking about thos beans
Mesquite pods on a tree
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Mary Shelly Beans 🎃 🫘 @billhookunion.beanyear.com · 25/08/2026
The food industry is fun sometimes
Sloe Juice slightly fermented , text in German
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Mary Shelly Beans 🎃 🫘 @billhookunion.beanyear.com · 22/08/2026
I took ‘em to see flowers
Me with my twin sons, one on my shoulders the other to my left we are looking away from the camera and looking over a hedge into a big rose  garden , my lads wearing cute … blue short overalls? And me blue shirt and pink shorts
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Mary Shelly Beans 🎃 🫘 @billhookunion.beanyear.com · 19/08/2026
Calming Bean Content I have a bunch of the famcy instant miso packets from the soybean box And this is my Nalgene full of miso soup at my day job work in my little half cubicle open office with a fan in the background
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Mary Shelly Beans 🎃 🫘 @billhookunion.beanyear.com · 19/08/2026
Greengage almond cream tart cooked Greengage almond cream tart uncooked 

I laid out the half cut plums in concentric rings
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Mary Shelly Beans 🎃 🫘 @billhookunion.beanyear.com · 17/08/2026
And if you’re wondering how my cider apples are going , better every year This is a nice line of them on Frequin Rouge
8 nice apples on a tree all in a row
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Mary Shelly Beans 🎃 🫘 @billhookunion.beanyear.com · 16/08/2026
Big commercial kitchen mixing bowls , like a couple gallons size or more, one FULL of green gage the other with probably a gallon worth of damsons Some greengage on the treeClose up of me holding greengage for size with the rest in the background Same as previous but holding damson
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Mary Shelly Beans 🎃 🫘 @billhookunion.beanyear.com · 05/08/2026
Stroad intersection, low slung buildings, , everything far apart , sky is socked in with wildfire smoke, 3 red lights and to their left a faint eerie red glow of a dim sun
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Mary Shelly Beans 🎃 🫘 @billhookunion.beanyear.com · 04/08/2026
Oh cool there’s ash falling from the sky , this is a neat future , I was completely prepared for the emotions this future has given me
Red sun rising between trees and crow on a power line Grimey warehouse and tiny bright red sun through the extremely visible smoke
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Mary Shelly Beans 🎃 🫘 @billhookunion.beanyear.com · 31/07/2026
Here’s a picture of my tree loaded up Not ripe yet but in a few weeks probably
Pink purple blue little plums loaded up on a slinnny sagging branch with dark green leaves , quite pretty
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Mary Shelly Beans 🎃 🫘 @billhookunion.beanyear.com · 26/07/2026
Owl dancer flower people from garden of earthly delights
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Mary Shelly Beans 🎃 🫘 @billhookunion.beanyear.com · 25/07/2026
My aunt found this at a thrift store and it’s great for a lot of Regular pitters I’ve used were too big meant for just sweet cherries 🍒 This one worked well , we process a couple of gallons a year
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Mary Shelly Beans 🎃 🫘 @billhookunion.beanyear.com · 24/07/2026
Ramp blossom, Allium tricocum is Portland Oregon, cultivated shady bed
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Mary Shelly Beans 🎃 🫘 @billhookunion.beanyear.com · 24/07/2026
Can check
Time team mug with beer in it and my living room background
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Mary Shelly Beans 🎃 🫘 @billhookunion.beanyear.com · 22/07/2026
“Do not worry about cougars , worry about water” “Are you 100% confident you know what mushroom 🍄‍🟫 that was? Then why did you eat it?”
Welcome to widows bay video still with the guy
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Mary Shelly Beans 🎃 🫘 @billhookunion.beanyear.com · 22/07/2026
Woah those are great Here’s ours
Look out over high tide thors well I think sign says waves break on ledge stand back!
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Mary Shelly Beans 🎃 🫘 @billhookunion.beanyear.com · 22/07/2026
Here’s a picture of mine on a frangipane tart a few years ago
Black peaches cut up and laid out on a tart, they’re beautiful and dark
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Mary Shelly Beans 🎃 🫘 @billhookunion.beanyear.com · 22/07/2026
I guess I grow peaches 🍑 now I talk a lot about my plums and apples and sour cherries and berries But peaches have been my biggest failure We, the PacNW, get peach leaf curl real bad I’ve had to replace multiple trees But finally! I have a very generous harvest!
Almost two dozen giant beautiful yellow red peaches 🍑, they look just like the emoji
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Mary Shelly Beans 🎃 🫘 @billhookunion.beanyear.com · 19/07/2026
First home grown mirabelle plum. Geneva variety It’s wonderful I’ve rarely had them before I n small quantities from test orchards so it’ll be a real treat when I have a lot from my own trees , I’m very excited And the damson and greengage are absolutely loaded this year too , good plum year
Shot of the mirabelle from regular distance garden in background , it’s yellow with a strong red blush on its shoulder Close up shot of the mirabelle , shows the yellow to red blush really well It’s cut open deep yellow flesh with clean free stone pit Mirabelle with extended view of the garden it’s grown in other plums and sweet cherries
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Mary Shelly Beans 🎃 🫘 @billhookunion.beanyear.com · 17/07/2026
You’d think that, I thought that, but it’s reactive and it always surprises me Im always Lucille Bluth and the little machine that turns on is Gene Parmesan
Lucille being surprised and gene as a firefighter
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Mary Shelly Beans 🎃 🫘 @billhookunion.beanyear.com · 14/07/2026
Moxie logo with the guyOld timey moxie bottle Box of moxie cans says live your life with moxie
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Mary Shelly Beans 🎃 🫘 @billhookunion.beanyear.com · 14/07/2026
Hey Chicago, heading home today, but this was a nice city
“Socialism beats fascism join the Chicago dsa “ sticker and a pair of bone hands holding a bunch of red roses
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Mary Shelly Beans 🎃 🫘 @billhookunion.beanyear.com · 02/07/2026
What does the mall 205 / Adventist zoning mean? Can’t be upzoned or already is Treating the pedestrian path across 205 as a point of access for a massive development on both sides would be amazing We should make it developed too! Like European bridges , mini interstate caps
Mall 205 and Adventist and other random stuff doesn’t have up zoning Euro pedestrian bridge with houses built high on it
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Mary Shelly Beans 🎃 🫘 @billhookunion.beanyear.com · 01/07/2026
I hated this poll until I got my result Anyway, turns out when you disregard the politics all that’s left is useless aesthetics , meaningless meta-discourse about the discourse , and a little unmoored pop culture thrown in
84% woke vs child 
61% neoluddite vs techbro (I think global-1s are ok)
64% doomed vs hopepilled 
50/50 split Davos vs Dubai whatever that’s suppose to mean yes I think things should be materially better and landlords should lose the right to vote My closest match is Claudia Sheinbaum which I’m fine with, good
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Mary Shelly Beans 🎃 🫘 @billhookunion.beanyear.com · 29/06/2026
Pete & Pete Season 1 episode 1 King of the road
The station wagon being loaded Little Pete harassing his dad out of the car window Old Pete facing wrong way in car , very dangerous Papa Pete looking at this new license plate after winning the road battle
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Mary Shelly Beans 🎃 🫘 @billhookunion.beanyear.com · 29/06/2026
National lampoon vacation 4K dvd box art , the car and the family and the dog , responding to the “small cars aren’t feasible for modern family” in case it gets blocked
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Mary Shelly Beans 🎃 🫘 @billhookunion.beanyear.com · 29/06/2026
There was a discussion I think of salmon jumping in the middle like replacing the rose on the chapter logo?
Portland chapter logo vector???? Idk two hands clasping , 2 rivers meeting, and a rose above them
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Mary Shelly Beans 🎃 🫘 @billhookunion.beanyear.com · 21/06/2026
Individually they might seem cute But to be surrounded by so many of such blatant hyper aesthetic was disorienting and alarming Extremist aesthetics
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