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Bill Hicks Quotes @billhicksquotes.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Lots of Christians wear crosses around their necks – you really think when Jesus comes back, he ever wants to see a fucking cross?
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Bill Hicks Quotes @billhicksquotes.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
#billhicks #comedy
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Bill Hicks Quotes @billhicksquotes.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Oh, there's a threat to America! Yeah, yeah, yeah … back to that fucking COPS show. 'Cause I'll tell you who the threat to freedom … no, no, not to freedom. I'll tell you who the threat to the status quo is in this country: it's us. That's why they show you shows like fucking COPS.
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Bill Hicks Quotes @billhicksquotes.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The door is a jar.... well what kind of car.. has a door for a jar? Oh man, the freeway's melting.... PUT IT IN THE JAR!
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parademag.bsky.social @parademag.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
’90s Metal Band’s Career-Defining Hit, Ranked Among Best Albums of 1996, Was Dedicated to Bill Hicks Read more: bit.ly/4z4yaGU
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’90s Metal Band’s Career-Defining Hit, Ranked Among Best Albums of 1996, Was Dedicated to Bill Hicks
Tool’s Ænima ranked among the Best Albums of 1996 and had a Bill Hicks tribute hiding in plain sight.
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Bill Hicks Quotes @billhicksquotes.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I do not believe making money in order to consume goods is mankind’s sole purpose on this planet. If you’re wondering what I believe our purpose on this planet is, I’ll give you a hint... it has to do with creating and sharing.
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justforlaughspod.bsky.social @justforlaughspod.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
📣 New Podcast! "Bill Hicks – Everything You’ve Been Told Is Wrong Full Special (Stand-up Comedy)" on @Spreaker #comedian #comedy #standupcomedy
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Bill Hicks – Everything You’ve Been Told Is Wrong Full Special (Stand-up Comedy)
Bill Hicks – Everything You’ve Been Told Is Wrong Full Special showcases Bill Hicks at his provocative best, combining stand-up comedy with social criticism, philosophy and an uncompromising willingness to question the world around him. Politics. Religion. Advertising. Drugs. Culture. Authority. Human behaviour. Bill wasn't interested in simply finding the punchline—he wanted to pull apart the assumptions underneath it. With biting observations and a perspective that could move from hilarious to uncomfortable within seconds, Hicks challenges the audience to question the ideas society presents as unquestionable. Revelations remains one of the performances most closely associated with his distinctive approach to comedy: confront the audience, make them laugh, and then make them think about why they're laughing. Press play for Bill Hicks – Everything You’ve Been Told Is Wrong Full Special and experience the provocative stand-up of a comedian whose material was built around questioning the world rather than simply accepting it.  #BillHicks #Revelations #BillHicksComedy #StandUpComedy #ComedySpecial #FullComedySpecial #ClassicComedy #JustForLaughs #SocialCommentary #SatiricalComedy #DarkComedy #ComedyPodcast #PhilosophicalComedy #StandUpLegend #ComedyLegend
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baja-hacker.bsky.social @baja-hacker.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
“Irony is the first casualty of conservatism” Bill Hicks
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Bill Hicks Quotes @billhicksquotes.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Children are smarter than any of us. Know how I know that? I don’t know one child with a full-time job and children.
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Bill Hicks Quotes @billhicksquotes.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Maybe I'm not getting good shit. I need that CIA stash.
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FUBAR Observer @fubarobserver.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
"I've seen a lot of weird shit on drugs. I've never ever ever EVER EVER looked at an egg and thought it was a fuckin' brain. Not once. Alright? I have seen UFOs split the sky like a sheet, but I have never, ever, ever looked at an egg and thought it was a fuckin' brain... NOT ONCE." - Bill Hicks
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necronepobaby @persevera.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
É um crush eterno mesmo... É sempre um homem vestido de preto. www.youtube.com/watch?v=ir6p...
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BILL HICKS on COMEDY AND THINKING
YouTube video by TheIcySaracen
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Bill Hicks Quotes @billhicksquotes.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The best kind of comedy to me is when you make people laugh at things they've never laughed at, and also take a light into the darkened corners of people's minds, exposing them to the light.
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Bill Hicks Quotes @billhicksquotes.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
There are no lines. There are no lines. I say, erase all the lines.
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Ruth Glendinning @futurestorylab.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
“Folks, it's time to evolve. That's why we're troubled. You know why our institutions are failing us, the church, the state, everything's failing? It's because, um – they're no longer relevant. We're supposed to keep evolving. Evolution did not end with us growing opposable thumbs... ~ Bill Hicks
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Bill Hicks Quotes @billhicksquotes.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Marijuana: a drug that kills … no one – and let's put it in a time frame – ever. Illegal.
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Bill Hicks Quotes @billhicksquotes.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Oh Bill crime is HORRIBLE.
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Bill Hicks Quotes @billhicksquotes.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I saw a sign on the side of the road in Tennessee once that said 'dirt for sale'... what a great country we live in. DIRT for sale. How would you like to get inside that guys mind and look around for a hour? That guy sees opportunity at every glance, doesn't he? It's a big world for this gentleman.
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Bill Hicks Quotes @billhicksquotes.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Haha thanks for your vote of confidence, I have seen all of Bill's stand up, listened to all hit bootlegs and watched his documentary, so hopefully I'm approaching "expert" -- and I see this question a lot. Bill was a psychonaut, he'd never be so hateful.
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Bill Hicks Quotes @billhicksquotes.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Not a chance.
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Bill Hicks Quotes @billhicksquotes.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Why do we put people who are on drugs in jail? They're sick, they're not criminals. Sick people don't get healed in prison. You see? It makes no sense.
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Bill Hicks Quotes @billhicksquotes.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
What strikes me as funny about Elvis is that all the impersonators choose to do the Vegas Elvis, not the young, cool guy...
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Bill Hicks Quotes @billhicksquotes.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
The idea of getting a, you know, syringe full of heroin and shooting it in the vein under my cock right now seems like almost a productive act.
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Bill Hicks Quotes @billhicksquotes.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Good evening, my name is Bill Hicks. I've been on the road now doing comedy 12 years, so, uh, bear with me while I plaster on a fake smile and plow through this shit one more time.
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Bill Hicks Quotes @billhicksquotes.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Not all drugs are good, all right? Some of them … are great. Just gotta know your way around them, is all.
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Bill Hicks Quotes @billhicksquotes.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
"What are you readin' for?" "Not what am I reading, but what am I reading FOR!? -- well I guess I read for a lot of reasons, mostly so I don't become a fucking waffle waitress"
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Bill Hicks Quotes @billhicksquotes.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Pot is a better drug than alcohol. Fact! … I'll prove it to you. If you're at a ball game or a concert and someone's really violent and aggressive and obnoxious, are they drunk or are they smoking pot? [The crowd answers "Drunk."] Wow! We all know the truth.
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Bill Hicks Quotes @billhicksquotes.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
#billhicks #comedy
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Bill Hicks Quotes @billhicksquotes.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Go back to bed, America. Your government has figured out how it all transpired. Go back to bed, America. Your government is in control again. Here. Here's American Gladiators. Watch this, shut up.
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Bill Hicks Quotes @billhicksquotes.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Well they're on Youtube too :P www.youtube.com/watch?v=YNyU...
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Bill Hicks: Sane Man (Full Show) | Legendary Stand-Up Comedy Special
YouTube video by Punchline
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Bill Hicks Quotes @billhicksquotes.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
That's starting to depress me about UFOs. The fact that they cross galaxies...and always end up in places like Fyfe, Alabama.
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Bill Hicks Quotes @billhicksquotes.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
I don't know, but all his stand ups were on Netflix a while back and there's a GREAT documentary about him I highly recommend!
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Buzzard - Doom Folk @buzzarddoomfolk.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
"I'm just trying to rid the world of all these fevered egos that are tainting our collective unconscious and making us pay a higher psychic price than we can imagine.” - Bill Hicks
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Bill Hicks Quotes @billhicksquotes.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
We're the hooligans *bop*
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Bill Hicks Quotes @billhicksquotes.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Isn't that weird, we've made nature against the law. That's how un-natural we've become.
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Bill Hicks Quotes @billhicksquotes.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Ahh the righteous indignation dollar, huge market.
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Bill Hicks Quotes @billhicksquotes.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
.I was in a cab in New York. The cab had a sign, “Please do not smoke, Christ is our unseen guest.” This guy was reaching. I figure, if he could overcome being nailed to a cross, I don’t think a Marlboro Light’s gonna faze him that much.
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Bill Hicks Quotes @billhicksquotes.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
It's great to be here. I thank you. Ah, I've been on the road doing comedy for ten years now, so bear with me while I plaster on a fake smile and plough through this shit one more time.
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Bill Hicks Quotes @billhicksquotes.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
#BillHicks #comedy
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Bill Hicks Quotes @billhicksquotes.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Would you let the aliens land, please? They might be here to pick me up.
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Bill Hicks Quotes @billhicksquotes.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
#billhicks #comedy
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Bill Hicks Quotes @billhicksquotes.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
I don't do drugs anymore... than, say, the average touring funk band.
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Bill Hicks Quotes @billhicksquotes.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
How do we know? We looked at the receipts! HAHAHAHA!
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Goth Wyatt Earp @eighthsamurai.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
"The Beatles were so high they let Ringo sing a couple of tunes. 'WEEE ALL LIVE IN A YELLA SUBMAREEEN, A YELLA SUBMAREEN..' We..we..we WHAT? We all live in a WHAT? Do you know how fuckin HIGH they were? They had to pull Ringo off the ceiling with a rake to sing that song..." --Bill Hicks
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Bill Hicks Quotes @billhicksquotes.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
As long as one person lives in darkness then it seems to be a responsibility to tell other people.
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Bill Hicks Quotes @billhicksquotes.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Just a simple choice, right now, between fear and love. The eyes of fear want you to put bigger locks on your doors, buy guns, close yourself off. The eyes of love instead see all of us as one.
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Bill Hicks Quotes @billhicksquotes.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
I am a misanthropic humanist... Do I like people? They're great, IN THEORY.
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Mikkel Løkke @flameduck.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
"Iraq has incredible weapons of mass destruction. Well how do you know? We uh, looked at the reciepts" - Bill Hicks.
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Bill Hicks Quotes @billhicksquotes.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Why do we put people who are on drugs in jail? They're sick, they're not criminals. Sick people don't get healed in prison. You see? It makes no sense.
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Bill Hicks Quotes @billhicksquotes.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
And on the seventh day, god stepped back and said and said, "This is my creation, perfect in every way... oh, dammit I left all this pot all over the place. Now they'll think I want them to smoke it... Now I have to create Republicans."
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