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Neil T

@biliousbarnacle.bsky.social
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Habs fan. English teacher. Mostly here to shoot the breeze about either.

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Neil T @biliousbarnacle.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I absolutely loathe how I no longer know if something is an actual story or if it's just chum from the Outrage Slop Bucket. Like, was the Converse ad thing a real story, or did the Meta algorithm feed me a million posts because I clicked on one post? A week ago I couldn't escape it. Now? Crickets.
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Neil T @biliousbarnacle.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
There is no bottom for these losers.
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Neil T @biliousbarnacle.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Whaddya think the odds are on whether there's some burlesque dancer somewhere whose stage name is Annie Gall?
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Neil T @biliousbarnacle.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
These articles are really tiresome. The truth of the matter is that Paw Patrol is basically fine. Marshall is clumsy, Rocky hates water, yadda yadda. Also, your kid will grow out of it really quickly, so worry about something more important, like the "goodnight nobody" page in Goodnight Moon
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Neil T @biliousbarnacle.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
About thirty-five cents worth of Canadian Tire money. 😎
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Neil T @biliousbarnacle.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Which number is more important and WHY ISN'T IT THE LARGER ONE!?!
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Neil T @biliousbarnacle.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
I know I'm missing some, but so far in 2026 conservative media has decided to freak out over: • the Super Bowl halftime show • a figure skater's hair dye • a film's casting choices You know, the *really* important stuff.
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Neil T @biliousbarnacle.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
For a second I thought this was one of those street performers who dress in silver and just stand there...
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Dublin Fire Brigade @dubfirebrigade.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Have you tested your smoke alarm lately? We recommend testing them once a week and you should have one installed per floor of your home.
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Neil T @biliousbarnacle.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Jfc, I hate this future.
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blaine @jblainefoster.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
need you all to see this deeply indescribable cooking video
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Neil T @biliousbarnacle.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
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Neil T @biliousbarnacle.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Artist's rendering of FIFA's decision:
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Neil T @biliousbarnacle.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
MLB has gotta nip this in the bud - any alterations to that game's approved uniform will result in an automatic ejection and possible suspension. This cowardly hiding behind scripture shit is embarrassing. At least Yunel Escobar didn't pretend his bigotry was principled.
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Neil T @biliousbarnacle.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
The thing no one warns you about before becoming a dad is all the weeping you'll do once they're born. Try getting through a recital performance without tearing up...it's impossible.
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Neil T @biliousbarnacle.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Is there a way to stop posts from "what's hot classic" from showing up in my feed? I'm getting sick of blocking questionable content.
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Ryan H. @ryan.blacksky.app · 04/05/2026
My preferred AI metaphor is actually Asbestos. - Seemingly magical properties - Developed and experimented with to make endless products - Poisoned countless communities in it's creation - Everything it was used for eventually becomes a toxic hazard to mitigate & it's in the fucking walls now
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Neil T @biliousbarnacle.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
Hey Jon Cooper, how many goals you guys gonna score in Game Seven?? 😏
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Neil T @biliousbarnacle.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
Not a book, but I really hated The Waste Land.
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Neil T @biliousbarnacle.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
The Director - by Daniel Kehlmann
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Neil T @biliousbarnacle.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
Clapping and cheering like you do when your toddler uses the potty correctly...
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Neil T @biliousbarnacle.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
This thread is my everything.
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Neil T @biliousbarnacle.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
Dub Gleed sounds like a player name from an old NES baseball game. 😎
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Neil T @biliousbarnacle.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
The biggest identifiable group of students being left behind are boys.
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Neil T @biliousbarnacle.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
So, what are the odds he had no idea what "no quarter" means? Guaranteed this dummy just thought it was something that sounds badass.
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Neil T @biliousbarnacle.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
Guaranteed this dork has practiced his "let's fuckin go!" moves in the mirror...
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Neil T @biliousbarnacle.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
McDavid to Celebrini is the new Gretzky to Lemieux! 🍁🍁🍁🍁
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Neil T @biliousbarnacle.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
A high school teacher can smell chatGPT from a mile away. 😏
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Neil T @biliousbarnacle.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
Oh look, the wolf who cried wolf is crying wolf again... 🥱
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Neil T @biliousbarnacle.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
This is maybe the best prompt thread ever. I want to rewatch all of these now 😎 (The correct answer is "Ronin")
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Neil T @biliousbarnacle.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
He'll die, but we won't forget.
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Neil T @biliousbarnacle.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
Me, every morning, hoping to see an overnight notification for Breaking News...
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rev. howard arson @theophite.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
jesus christ would never support the violent disruption of a religious service
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James McLeod @jamespmcleod.ca · 15/01/2026
So, this rules. www.youtube.com/watch?v=I5XR...
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GWAR cover “Pink Pony Club” by Chappell Roan
YouTube video by The A.V. Club
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Neil T @biliousbarnacle.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
This privilege really became clear when Trump was openly musing about annexing Canada. It threw my equilibrium completely off and I really had trouble going about my daily life. It made me see my students, many from places like Iraq, Syria, Palestine & Egypt, in a new light.
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Canadian Paintings @canadianpaintings.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
Placentia Bay Boat in Winter Christopher Pratt 1995
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Adam Schwarz @adamjschwarz.bsky.social · 24/08/2025
Kamala Harris at her closing campaign rally: "Donald Trump intends to use the United States Military against American citizens who simply disagree with him."
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em cassel @biketrouble.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
interesting! here's a video i took yesterday of federal agents ramming community members with their car
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
amazing how the entire machine can pivot within 24 hours. no need to slowly upsell the argument; just issue new marching orders
Matt Walsh tweeted last year: "We've spent the last 25 years bringing "freedom" and "democracy" to countries around the globe while our own country has been systematically invaded and now our largest cities are run by foreigners and communists. If you want to know why I'm so avowedly non-interventionist, this is why."

Then he tweeted today: ""This is a war for oil!!!!!"

First of all, the "war" lasted like 90 minutes. Second, going to war to secure vital resources for your own people is totally legitimate. Why should we allow some third world communist shithole to control trillions of dollars worth of oil?"Laura Loomer tweeted last year: "I’m America First, I don’t support “Regime Change”. I went on @Bannons_WarRoom to talk about Chinese aggression in Venezuela and why we need to designate the Muslim Brotherhood as a foreign Islamic terrorist organization."

Then she tweeted yesterday: "Maduro has arrived at the DEA office in Manhattan. He was transported in an armored motorcade after being transported in a blindfold via helicopter & then by plane to New York after his compound in Caracas was raided by US Special Forces.

Proud to be an American today!

USA 🇺🇸"Catturd tweeted last year: "Name one U.S. inspired regime change that hasn’t ended in absolute disaster."

Then he tweeted yesterday: "Venezuela is now more free than New York City."Will Chamberlain tweeted last year: "The Republican Party is no longer the party of regime change and endless wars

If you want to be its standard-bearer that is a non-negotiable position"

Then he tweeted yesterday: "I can think of few better uses of my tax dollars than black-bagging the head of a foreign narco-trafficking organization that enriches itself by addicting and poisoning my fellow Americans"
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Neil T @biliousbarnacle.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
Weird. This doesn't seem as dated as, say, Laugh-In ("sock it to me!") seemed in 1990. (Maybe I'm just old now ;)
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Neil T @biliousbarnacle.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
Such a small, pathetic man.
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Neil T @biliousbarnacle.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
Aww...Little Donny got his own participation ribbon!
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Neil T @biliousbarnacle.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
Wayne Gretzky - still a shitty person.
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Neil T @biliousbarnacle.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
With relatively little time spent thinking about it: -Debaser - Doolittle -I Wanna Be Adored - Stone Roses -Smells Like Teen Spirit - Nirvana -Rock and Roll Star - Definitely Maybe -Bring the Noise - It Takes a Nation of Millions to Hold Us Back
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Vulture @vulture.com · 26/11/2025
Pope Leo XIV told students not to use artificial intelligence for homework, saying that AI ‘won’t stand in authentic wonder before the beauty of God’s creation.’
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Even God Is Worried About ChatGPT
Pope Leo XIV told students not to use artificial intelligence for homework, saying that AI ‘won’t stand in authentic wonder before the beauty of God’s creation.’
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Neil T @biliousbarnacle.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
Death, taxes, and Josh Anderson scoring against Toronto 😎
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Neil T @biliousbarnacle.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
You've heard of the Amen Break...now get ready for the Amen Drop 😎
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ae @aelkus.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
this should be one of defining images of his second term, because its impossible to tell from looking at it whether he is too indifferent to care or too senile to notice
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Neil T @biliousbarnacle.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
Something very cool about a Mexican catcher hitting a go-ahead homer in Chavez Ravine 😎 Go Kirk! Go Jays!!
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Adam Serwer @adamserwer.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
Describe a character in Greek mythology the way someone trying to defend a politician would. I’ll start. Oedipus: Like you’ve never had sex with someone and regretted it later
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