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mattbird @biiirdmaaan.bsky.social · 1h

It's going to be on X, it will crash their servers, Elon will brag about it.

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mattbird @biiirdmaaan.bsky.social · 11h

Can someone confirm for me this is the same "Onion Person" who posts here? Want to see if a block is in order.

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mattbird @biiirdmaaan.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

This is also my favorite photo ever. But Rocky looks especially dapper.

Wedding photo at an ace throwing range. Bride is in white, groom is a red tartan suit. He is holding a roan cocker spaniel with his tongue out and who is wearing a bow tie and cuffs.

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mattbird @biiirdmaaan.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

If people want a comedian with big tits telling other people's jokes, Carlos Mencia is still around smh

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mattbird @biiirdmaaan.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

It would be both a power move and make prosecution practically impossible if someone confronted by Chris Hansen whipped out a headshot and asked for an autograph.

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mattbird @biiirdmaaan.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

If Claude has moral standing, shouldn't it be imprisoned for decades for all the suicides it encouraged?

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mattbird @biiirdmaaan.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

"Watch out Hitler, we're the Inglorious Basterds, spelled with an 'e' because that isn't obvious when we're speaking."

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mattbird @biiirdmaaan.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Stephen Miller should request voluntary departure from this mortal plane.

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mattbird @biiirdmaaan.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Every once in a while I remember Snoopy killed Bruce Wayne's parents and I just think about how weird comics are.

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mattbird @biiirdmaaan.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Do people believe that the head of trust and safety can only vote bluesky from his individual account?

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mattbird @biiirdmaaan.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I too, am a huge of the Atlanta, Iowa Hawkeyes. True fans just call them the Hawk's.

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mattbird @biiirdmaaan.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

There are a lot of guys in Will Stancil's cheering section who self identify as "fool." It's a weird flex.

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mattbird @biiirdmaaan.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

This is textbook anterior pelvic tilt. He sits too much. Or he just wants to pop that booty.

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mattbird @biiirdmaaan.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Los Espookys would be a great migraine show if I were bilingual.

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mattbird @biiirdmaaan.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Respect to Kyle Chandler. He read how that quote was going to received that morning and still gave it.

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mattbird @biiirdmaaan.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

President PAWG (phat ass white grifter)

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mattbird @biiirdmaaan.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

I am feeling better about the ballroom's potential use as Donald's panic bunker, though.

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mattbird @biiirdmaaan.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Man, I just don't understand exorcisms.

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mattbird @biiirdmaaan.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

It's called "Waluigimaxxing" and it's taken the manosphere by storm.

Waluigi in a slutty pose holding a rose.

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mattbird @biiirdmaaan.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

I had a friend in college who tried to convince me to read this. I thank my dislike of reading book-length texts on screens for saving me, because I was probably exactly the right type of dweeb to fall for that at the time

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mattbird @biiirdmaaan.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

I don't think Ed Sheeran could have handled that worse if he tried.

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mattbird @biiirdmaaan.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Find I have watched I have watched with this head cold so far: Ocean's Eleven, Ocean's Twelve, Return of the King (Extended Edition), MaXXXine, Mrs. Winterbourne.

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mattbird @biiirdmaaan.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Random head cold thought: Sleepless in Seattle is the Wrath of Khan of romance movies.

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mattbird @biiirdmaaan.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

MaXXXine review: We get it. You're conflicted about celebrity.

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mattbird @biiirdmaaan.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Lanterns established Gotham City is in Minnesota.

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mattbird @biiirdmaaan.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Happy Charlie Kirk Day to all who celebrate.

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mattbird @biiirdmaaan.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Josh Denny? No, thank you. I prefer Colton Applebee.

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mattbird @biiirdmaaan.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

I guess so, except it being a court without the power to pass legislation. But other than that, it would be exactly like another legislative body.

The justices may also consider the long-term implications of court packing. Once one party starts it, the other party will have every reason to follow suit, leading to further expansions of the court. A court composed of 20 or 50 or 100 members at some point would come to look like another legislative body.

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mattbird @biiirdmaaan.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

9 to 5: Three ride or dies "yes and" each other through an escalating series of felonies.

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mattbird @biiirdmaaan.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

The MAHA movement is absolutely led by scammers, but it isn't a movement *of* scammers. There is a big population of people being ripped off, and who are vulnerable to it due to the dysfunction of the legitimate medical industry.

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mattbird @biiirdmaaan.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

Call me crazy, but I think AOC has earned a little more benefit of the doubt for her political instincts than, say, Hakeem Jeffries. To pull an entirely random comparison.

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mattbird @biiirdmaaan.bsky.social · 01/09/2026