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Shepherd!

@bigsheperoni.bsky.social
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Pan aroace fan of a lot of music!!! Nom-er of the Calzone ♡ my gender is a sheep but also older brother! Hypnokinkster, minors dni!!!

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Cal @cummster-dumpster.bsky.social · 59m
Everytime I see a sentient species in fiction that has like a "drive to serve" or something, I immediately desperately crave a story of them revolting and getting their own independence and such
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Shepherd! @bigsheperoni.bsky.social · 54m
You're the best, most handsome guy I know and you're cool and its your birthday you're the birthday boy and you're awesome and a good boy and rahhhhhhh
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Cal @cummster-dumpster.bsky.social · 10h
It's now my birthday
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Shepherd! @bigsheperoni.bsky.social · 9h
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE CALZONE, I LOVE YOU CALZONE YOURE DA BEST !!!!!!!!
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Cal @cummster-dumpster.bsky.social · 19h
I get a little to very sad about how much less popular forcemasc is >< because I kinda have to force myself to be into forcefem to actually get people liking gender play like I do, and then I just feel a little sad that no one would wanna be a good boy like me hehe
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Cal @cummster-dumpster.bsky.social · 17h
*some* cutie mentioned the idea of a mantra dedicated to worshipping me so you have them to thank for this<3 I'm a good toy Down on my knees Serving Cal Makes me complete Hearing his words And hypnotic suggestions Empties my mind It's such a blessing (Toy can be boy or girl instead)
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Shepherd! @bigsheperoni.bsky.social · 17h
I'm normal I'm normal I'm normal I'm normal I'm nor-
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Shepherd! @bigsheperoni.bsky.social · 17h
Pleasepleasepleaseplease
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Shepherd! @bigsheperoni.bsky.social · 17h
Awawawawa >.<
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Shepherd! @bigsheperoni.bsky.social · 21h
Gooooood morning sluts Smoking today, cuz today is a Bad Day™️ today I can smell it in the air I don't really have an album OTD today so uhhh, gimme music ig "Something, has to change, undeniable dilemma, boredoms not a burden, anyone should bear..." /lyr
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Shepherd! @bigsheperoni.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Sweaty, musky balls . . .
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Shepherd! @bigsheperoni.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
o_Õ ^^^ Evil ass mad scientist looking at you with a raised eyebrow ^w^
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Astolfo! @domicutie.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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Shepherd! @bigsheperoni.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Me (sometimes) !!! Although I'm a sheep but yk, am clean sheep !!! :3
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Astolfo! @domicutie.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
stink twink implies the existence of a nice smelling bear
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Shepherd! @bigsheperoni.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Goood morning lovely sluts~ Album OTD is Good by Morphine! Smooth, jazzy alt rock that features slide bass! like walking into a smokey lounge club that reeks of liquor and vice but is also comforting yk Standouts are: Do Not Go Quietly Unto Your Grave, I Know You (pt. 2), and You Look Like Rain !
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Shepherd! @bigsheperoni.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
The only reason I partially even think about that game is cuz Fortnite Festival exists (pretty much guitar hero) and the fact that Epic Games have Harmonix (people behind guitar hero 1, 2, and rock the 80s, and the rock band games) trapped into making a shittier rock band for the ai slop game... :(
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Shepherd! @bigsheperoni.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Goodnighty night friends and fags, ill see you all tomorrow ♡♡♡
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Shepherd! @bigsheperoni.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Mmnbbgfggdhjk >////<
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Shepherd! @bigsheperoni.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Uhh what top I don't see a top it's just like, soft, bouncy... mmnbbfgg
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Shepherd! @bigsheperoni.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
>:3 hehehehe, you're cute ♡
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Cal @cummster-dumpster.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
One of my least favorite things is when someone has a take that's correct and good, and then their reasoning or how they talk about it makes clear they actually don't give a shit about what they're supposed to. I feel that way whenever I see someone unironically use gooner as an insult 🧵
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Shepherd! @bigsheperoni.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
BIRTH!!! WE MUST CELEBRATE THE BORTH !!!!!!!!!!!! 🎂 🕯 🍾
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Shepherd! @bigsheperoni.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Good morning my cute sluts~ ♡ Today's album OTD is Mer De Noms by A Perfect Circle! Gritty, bleak introduction to Maynard from TooL's 2nd band. released in 2000, this album laid the groundwork for their sound! Standouts are The Hollow, Orestes, and Breña [TW for religious themes in Judith!]
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Shepherd! @bigsheperoni.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Shit I didn't do album OTD Uhhhh idk I'll do it tomorrow Also it's day 5 and I already wanna like, like, dndkmmmdbdjndkbfsk Grrrrrrrrrrr Yk? Taking a break from smoking and it's meh, but I made a promise to someone I deeply deeply care about so yk, I'm a strong sheep ill survive :)
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Shepherd! @bigsheperoni.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Hmphhhh grrrrrrrr
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Shepherd! @bigsheperoni.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Can you put that cigarette out on me Can you like pull my hair a bit when petting me Can you like carve into my flesh can you like can you can you like kill me and resurrect me to kill me again and again and again and again and again ad nauseum "Break my bones, just to watch, them heal" /lyr
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Shepherd! @bigsheperoni.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I wish most forms of pain didn't leave such lasting marks yk, but eh bleh blehhhh It's getting colder /lyr If gods real she's failed us all yk
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Shepherd! @bigsheperoni.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Something I struggle with a lot, you do though you make everyday better imo, love ya dude
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Shepherd! @bigsheperoni.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
That's completely fair! Just don't zone out too much and fall into a trance /silly Love ya dude try and get some relaxation and help with stress and stuffs ♡♡♡
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Shepherd! @bigsheperoni.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Huggggg, I hope you're able to fix them asap love
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Shepherd! @bigsheperoni.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Ndnxbbaaaa baaaaaaaaa bbbaaaaaaaa mcncjxns >.<
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Shepherd! @bigsheperoni.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Yesyesyes I concur~ Love the pups in this household >:3
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Shepherd! @bigsheperoni.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Gooooooood morning sluts ♡♡♡ I'm tired this morning, need a cuddle pile to just flop on like a wooly blanket~
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Shepherd! @bigsheperoni.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Can you put that cigarette out on me Can you like pull my hair a bit when petting me Can you like carve into my flesh can you like can you can you like kill me and resurrect me to kill me again and again and again and again and again ad nauseum "Break my bones, just to watch, them heal" /lyr
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Shepherd! @bigsheperoni.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Mgnfjddmfh omg omg omg omg omg omgnskdjdndndksdj
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Shepherd! @bigsheperoni.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Mmmhm >///<
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Shepherd! @bigsheperoni.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Mmnnghgff >/////////<
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Shepherd! @bigsheperoni.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Mmbfghnvgh >.<
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Shepherd! @bigsheperoni.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Mcmfnsnnfff
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Shepherd! @bigsheperoni.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Mdmfndbjsfghh yyes sir >///<
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Shepherd! @bigsheperoni.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
>///////////< ggoshhhhhhhhhhhhhh
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Shepherd! @bigsheperoni.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Locktober more like Llike Mmnfgh . . . I'm doing it spiritually (not locking up cuz don't have one :p but yk still doing the month) and like Like Mmmfnfgfhdhhhh Iits only day 4 . . . Imsofuckingpentuppppppp >.<
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Shepherd! @bigsheperoni.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Nmffhdhdsggg tthink with withmy dickk >.<
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Shepherd! @bigsheperoni.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Hmm, yes sir I can do that >:3
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Shepherd! @bigsheperoni.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I love the way I smell after push mowing and weed wacking grass lol, earthy, musky, sweaty sheep >:3 Could do without all the grass clippings tho lmao Oh oh album OTD is Great Shakes (1+2) by Whitey Electronic, eclectic indie rock-y type double album, kinda like if Ween was depressed and British
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Vhiel Kalominos @vhiel-kalominos.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
- Stroking - Erect - Hot - Throbbing - Hard All very common words in the kink sphere but when they hit just right my brain just turns off and I have to stop what I'm doing to devote all my thoughts to them.....
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Shepherd! @bigsheperoni.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
High is the way, but our eyes are upon the ground I'm fucked up rn :3 10,000 days peak album Very vulnerable, we vulnerableposting rn >:3
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Cal @cummster-dumpster.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Ajrjfhdurndje arff arfff
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Shepherd! @bigsheperoni.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Omg the manifesting worked !!! Hiya loveee
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