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Shepherd!

@bigsheperoni.bsky.social
5 followers 6 following 19 posts

Pan aroace, fan of Tool, my gender is a sheep but also older brother

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Shepherd! @bigsheperoni.bsky.social · 6h
Exploding into a bloody mess of body parts and limbs like a gamebryo engine npc at the slightest hint of inconvenience rn I'm very funny you should all laugh, if not with me then at the very least at me
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Shepherd! @bigsheperoni.bsky.social · 9h
I'm an emotional support sheep, do not pet me when I'm on duty !!! My heads been so fluffy today, weed probablyyyy doesn't help that but hey am sheep am supposed to be fluffy!!! I want cuddles and pets and stuff, manifesting a cute enboy puppy to lay on like a fluffy blanket and just honk shoooooo
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Shepherd! @bigsheperoni.bsky.social · 14h
It's hot again I hate it here Universe is cockblocking me from my style I want blood, I'm weirdly craving the taste of blood Oh oh also I want vampire fangs cuz chomp bite suck suck suck your lifeblood and energy away so you're easier to hypnotize !!!
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Shepherd! @bigsheperoni.bsky.social · 18h
Sleepyhead more like I give you sleepy head yahhhhhhh Also struggling to stay awake in a call as someone actively teases you and stuff is really hot, being so deliriously tired that you just go along with whatever they say to you is peak.. or so I've heard >:3c
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Shepherd! @bigsheperoni.bsky.social · 20h
Goood morning Vietnam! Today's gonna be a good day, get that shit roll that shit light that shit smoke that shit brothers sisters and siblings. Speaking of grass, today's yardwork day for me so, imma be eating all the grass on some mythical SOAD ass shit I'll see you sluts later, peace out ♡♡♡
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Shepherd! @bigsheperoni.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
feeding a cutie secret edibles (that they don't know are edibles) then cuddling against them and watching as they just lose themselves and hump their mind away :p Intox kink is peak Come on sibling, smoke with your big bro! I'll make sure nothing happens, we can cuddle! you trust me, right? >:3c
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Shepherd! @bigsheperoni.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Whoever charted the bass chart of Parabola by Tool on Guitar hero world tour, count ya days, I know never neversoft is dead but you will be too when I get my hands on you ! /silly Anyway chat I'm Definitely Sober Omg it's a tool ref It's finally cold enough to wear my flannels again, praise be
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Shepherd! @bigsheperoni.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Your big brother recommends albums! Undertow - Tool The bands first full length album released in 1993, visceral, bleak, and the most "grunge-adjacent" their discography gets, a fantastic intro, far more digestible than stuff like fear inoculum lol [TW: themes of r*pe/SA in the song Prison Sex]
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Shepherd! @bigsheperoni.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Smoked that shit that turns me into a sheep, baaaa type shit ykwim Also you fags should listen to tool, lateralus is dope maaaannn they used the fettuccine sequence maaaannn, don't be a dork, listen to your older brother dudeee (I'm playing a bit I'm not *that* insufferable of a tool fan)
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Calliope @cummster-dumpster.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I don't really like being blunt but I feel a need to here. I'm a guy. Yes I'm nonbinary but I am in fact a man. If you are into me, and me being a guy doesn't change that, then at least for one guy, you're into guys. Please don't fucking "ma'am" me or "miss" me or make me fem so you feel better 🧵
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Shepherd! @bigsheperoni.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
First post on this place, so, an introduction I'm Shepherd! A 20 year old nonbinary masc with a bunch of things wrong with me >:3 I like hypnokink :p Tool, a perfect circle, Alice in Chains, morphine, soundgarden are bands I like I love guitar hero I'm pan but also aroace sooo Spiral out!
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