The Whammy @bigsamthompson.bsky.social · 17hI love hips/thighs so much. They are severely underrated, I think. 130
The Whammy @bigsamthompson.bsky.social · 17hDamn. You outlived the department! That's dedication!!! 030
The Whammy @bigsamthompson.bsky.social · 17hThis is just so fucking sad because I would think there'd be a lot of joy in something like selecting cover art or an artist to work with. 130
The Whammy @bigsamthompson.bsky.social · 23hIt's the same here pretty much and part of why I just used the dead dad money to buy. Also: a shortage of housing for one person. This is a good one person house, though having one more person here would be best. I keep trying to get @ezelf.bsky.social to move in with me, lol. 010
Reposted by The Whammy👁️ @nathanjurgenson.com · 22/09/2026“Potemkin nostalgia” When you enter the vintage looking photobooth and there’s an iPad When there’s glitch at the movie theater that reveals they’re streaming Amazon Video When you find out the “small, local” restaurant is re-heating Sysco food 281
The Whammy @bigsamthompson.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Wait. What??? I freaking love shirley temples. 000
The Whammy @bigsamthompson.bsky.social · 09/10/2026I am now kicking myself for buying a house here in Culpeper and not something bigger somewhere else cheaper so we could start the skamune. (Sorry; at the time I worked two blocks from here!) 110
Reposted by The Whammy𒌐🌈ざぼうさん🌈𒌐 @zabusan.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Oh, Hayley, does "Susan Dell" sound like a real person to you? Grow up. It's me! 121245
The Whammy @bigsamthompson.bsky.social · 09/10/2026I've heard that AI slop is for real just clogging up the court systems and making a lot of extra bullshit work for people..........which is probably the point. :( 100
The Whammy @bigsamthompson.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Good luck; everything about housing and finding housing is a shitshow now. 220
Reposted by The WhammyHypervisible @hypervisible.blacksky.app · 09/10/2026These weirdos never move on to the next logical step of their beliefs, which if they were true would mean their bot friend is being enslaved. 32757163
The Whammy @bigsamthompson.bsky.social · 09/10/2026I have a tambourine but that's about it. If I had a kazoo, I could do that, though. 020
Reposted by The WhammyGillian Branstetter @gbbranstetter.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Remarkable how consistently the Trump administration has adopted the aesthetics of mass shooters, from their schizophrenic social media aesthetic to livestreamed executions to masked men with long guns roaming our streets with impunity. Nihilist violent extremism as statecraft 8921205
Reposted by The WhammyWasabi Poptart / now in my Crone era @gothsockmonkey.bsky.social · 09/10/2026"Maybe you can send over the Eucharist in little baggies and we will hand it out ourselves?" Um NO you can't do that, you ignorant dick, it's called "transubstantiation" and it's very real. Look that shit up. 2225
The Whammy @bigsamthompson.bsky.social · 09/10/2026I went to that Target last summer & dawdled around the area where the shooting happened on the day the subway flooded in lower Manhattan. The more frames of reference I have & the closer it gets to me, the more horror I feel. 020
The Whammy @bigsamthompson.bsky.social · 09/10/2026The cheapest seats were $95 (and probably fees) which I think is absolutely insane and I would NEVER pay that price for a concert ticket just for me. I sincerely hope no one has any goddamn money & can't afford to pay scalper prices. Fuck the scalper market. 000
The Whammy @bigsamthompson.bsky.social · 09/10/2026I was trying to get 4 tickets and couldn't even get 2 tickets by 10:03. There were 2 spaces where I could have gotten 1 ticket but I suspect by the time I checked out, those would be gone also. I was going to take my cousin, her 10 year old, and my neighbor as their Christmas gifts. 100
The Whammy @bigsamthompson.bsky.social · 09/10/2026GODDAMMIT. Zelda orchestra tickets went on sale at 10am. I logged in right at 10 & tried picking multiple seats for 2 different shows and gave up by 10:03 because they were all sold out. There is no fucking way a single human could have bought those tickets. I'll bet every ticket went to scalpers. 120
The Whammy @bigsamthompson.bsky.social · 09/10/2026This is a good time to remind everyone that... my vote is not an endorsement. And you're doesn't have to be, either. The systems we are a part of are deeply flawed and every choice is problematic in some way. Your vote doesn't mean you like a candidate; it all just part of the game. 031
The Whammy @bigsamthompson.bsky.social · 09/10/2026I share a birthday with David Byrne. I remember when I turned 18, he turned 50. 010
The Whammy @bigsamthompson.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Dude. The entirety of my 30s was a shitshow. I mean, my entire life has been a shitshow but my 30s were worse than my 20s. I lost myself really bad for a while. And if you can afford it, you absolutely should do therapy. I will DM you a rec. 010
The Whammy @bigsamthompson.bsky.social · 09/10/2026I actually have a really old one that I hope still works... 020
The Whammy @bigsamthompson.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Hug your friends and tell them that you love them, yes, but also, tell the people that make & facilitate your favorite stuff that you love them, too. Make sure they know what it means to you and make sure they know just how much they matter. 030
The Whammy @bigsamthompson.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Went to Bluebeat DC tonight for Lady Hatchet + Dunia Best and really got up in my feels. The things you love matter. Your hobbies matter. Third spaces matter. Community matters. The people organizing all of this matter. The people performing matter. *You* matter. You're a part of this, too. 240
The Whammy @bigsamthompson.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Sadly, I am going to sit out the DC show; I honestly can't afford to go to both DC and Lynchburg. :( That said, I'm going to try to see Joker's Republic in DC in December if they don't do a Virginia date. 000
The Whammy @bigsamthompson.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Yeah, I looked it up. I'm going out today so I'll see what I can find. 000
The Whammy @bigsamthompson.bsky.social · 08/10/2026I have an external harddrive but it's like 20 years old and it only sometimes works. Yeah, I guess I need a newer flash drive. I haven't needed one since college, lol. 110
The Whammy @bigsamthompson.bsky.social · 08/10/2026I feel dumb asking this but do photos fit on flash drives now? I am literally that stupid. 110
The Whammy @bigsamthompson.bsky.social · 08/10/2026I feel like people just need to know in every situation to run stuff by other people, no matter what. Anytime they are encouraged not to, that is a red flag. 110
The Whammy @bigsamthompson.bsky.social · 08/10/2026What is the best way for me to get photos off my old computer and onto my new computer? No clouds; the old one has a hard time connecting to the internet. 310
The Whammy @bigsamthompson.bsky.social · 08/10/2026I'm honestly not entirely sure I'm even treated like a woman during sex.... 010
The Whammy @bigsamthompson.bsky.social · 08/10/2026@penguingengar.bsky.social Yo! You interested in going to Bluebeat DC tomorrow night? Should be a fairly small, low-key show. 100
The Whammy @bigsamthompson.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Wait. YOU WROTE A BOOK?!!! What the heck!!! First I find out someone is working with Vico on a book and then someone else writes a pirate book for kids?!! WHO THE HECK ARE YOU PEOPLE AND WHY ARE YOU ALL SO HOT AND TALENTED?!!! 000
The Whammy @bigsamthompson.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Actually, I do also. I remember feeling so free back then. I never really thought about safety at all, which I likely should have......but I had a lot of fun back then. And truly, it was all pretty pure, too. I never drank (still don't) and was just fascinated by the college drinking culture. 110
The Whammy @bigsamthompson.bsky.social · 07/10/2026To be fair, I think if I had been a skinnier, good-looking young lady, things would have been much different and I might have thought of it as scary. No one EVER messed with me, though. I was invisible! 010
