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Tom @biggreenjelly25.bsky.social · 27/02/2026

I know two people in Denton. One of them is asexist and racist who wouldn't let his daughter go to Salford Uni cos it wasn't on his side of Manchester. I'm delighted that he now has a female Green MP representing him in Westminster.

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Tom @biggreenjelly25.bsky.social · 20/02/2026

It's funny how Gen Z are all about moustaches, mullets and crocs. Things that millennials have generally avoided in order not to look like paedos. They think they're sooooo cool with their large trousers and silly hair. We were cool once with our silly hair and large trousers.

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Tom @biggreenjelly25.bsky.social · 05/02/2026

The Latin translation of Optimus Prime is 'the best first'. No wonder he turned into a bad guy/robot/car. His parents put a lot of pressure on him with a name like that.

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Tom @biggreenjelly25.bsky.social · 20/01/2026

Yesterday was a dream. Floor seats to see the Suns

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Tom @biggreenjelly25.bsky.social · 18/01/2026

I chose the best day for two viewing platforms

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Tom @biggreenjelly25.bsky.social · 17/01/2026

I've been in America for about 12 hours and I've already been chased by an unhoused lady with clear mental health issues. "I'm gaining on you, coffee man!"

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Tom @biggreenjelly25.bsky.social · 17/01/2026

Turns out I'm in New York of all places

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Tom @biggreenjelly25.bsky.social · 26/12/2025

It's ridiculous how much better he is at basketball than every other person on the planet

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Tom @biggreenjelly25.bsky.social · 20/12/2025

It's now less than a month until I get to see the Phoenix Suns live for the second time. It's also less than a month until I get to see the Phoenix Suns live for the third time.

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the empire state building in new york city is surrounded by tall buildings

ALT: the empire state building in new york city is surrounded by tall buildings

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Zack Polanski @zackpolanski.bsky.social · 18/12/2025

This is obscene. Why can't other politicians say that? The 25 richest families are collectively $358.7 billion richer than a year ago, with a combined fortune totaling $2.9 trillion.

Worlds richest families have never been richer - Walton's lead with net worth of $513bn

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Tom @biggreenjelly25.bsky.social · 29/11/2025

The vegan restaurants in Liverpool are busier today! #YourParty

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Tom @biggreenjelly25.bsky.social · 01/11/2025

Off to the capital for a week of Gizz

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Tom @biggreenjelly25.bsky.social · 31/10/2025

As someone who has been a member of The Green Party for a decade, I'm looking forward to suggesting Labour supporters should vote Green to keep out the worse option. See how they like it

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Tom @biggreenjelly25.bsky.social · 28/09/2025

It should be illegal for your phone to display that it has 4 or 5G when in reality you have the equivalent speed of an obese snail who really doesn't want to move.

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Tom @biggreenjelly25.bsky.social · 27/09/2025

Wandering around one of the greatest cities in the world

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Dave Lee @davelee.me · 19/09/2025

Dutch late night TV has its take

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Oh No He Didn't @ohnohedidnt24.bsky.social · 20/09/2025

MERCURY ELIMINATE THE DEFENDING CHAMPS!!!!!

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Oh No He Didn't @ohnohedidnt24.bsky.social · 20/09/2025

Mercury coach got jokes lol "Is that AT's first triple double of the year?"

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Governor JB Pritzker @govpritzker.illinois.gov · 18/09/2025

A free and democratic society cannot silence comedians because the President doesn’t like what they say. This is an attack on free speech and cannot be allowed to stand. All elected officials need to speak up and push back on this undemocratic act.

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Tom @biggreenjelly25.bsky.social · 17/09/2025

I'm doing my best to match each of my costumes to the local environment

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Tom @biggreenjelly25.bsky.social · 14/09/2025

Just the 5 ports for me at lunch. That's all.

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Tom @biggreenjelly25.bsky.social · 14/09/2025

There are 34 vegan restaurants and cafes in Porto. One down, 33 to go..

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Silent Movie GIFs @silentmoviegifs.bsky.social · 14/09/2025

This gag from Fast and Furious (1924) may seem a bit familiar to silent comedy fans

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Tom @biggreenjelly25.bsky.social · 05/09/2025

I wore a new costume at work today. Two people complimented me on it and both times I talked about my nipples. Don't compliment autistic people. We don't know how to take it and will talk about our nipples if you do.

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Tom @biggreenjelly25.bsky.social · 03/09/2025

I used to like watching #PMQs. Maybe it's changed a bit or maybe I just see it more but every question is either "Would the Prime Minister agree with me that the Labour Government is brilliant?" Or "The Labour Government is rubbish, would the Prime Minister agree?" There's no substance.

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Tom @biggreenjelly25.bsky.social · 29/08/2025

I watched The Thursday Murder Club. It feels like the sort of thing that people who watch ITV would love. The sort of film for people who "like all types of music". People who laugh at adverts will love that film.

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Private Eye Magazine @privateeyenews.bsky.social · 19/08/2025

A retired headteacher was arrested for carrying an Eye joke at a march in July. To hear more about Mr Farley’s arrest and release, tune in to the Summer Free Speech Special episode of Page 94, the Private Eye magazine podcast.

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Tom @biggreenjelly25.bsky.social · 16/08/2025

I went to a wedding. The dress code was simply 'no ties' which isn't clear enough for my autistic mind so I had a meltdown in the morning but fortunately the choice of suit and no tie matched most other people's choice.

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Oh No He Didn't @ohnohedidnt24.bsky.social · 20/07/2025

Slim in the background

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Tom @biggreenjelly25.bsky.social · 13/07/2025

They shouldn't be allowed to advertise trans-Atlantic flights without luggage allowance. "Want to go to New York? Sure, about £350 please. Oh. You want another pair of trousers and some underwear? That's another £300".

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Tom @biggreenjelly25.bsky.social · 11/07/2025

Dinosaur sandwiches. Ultimate autistic dinner while my (ginger) gf is away.

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Tom @biggreenjelly25.bsky.social · 06/07/2025

Yesterday was incredible. I feel so lucky to have been able to witness the greatest metal concert of all time. My view was the worst of any show I've been to but the atmosphere and sense of occasion was unprecedented. Sabbath Forever #BackToTheBeggining