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@biggdog.bsky.social
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mr soft serve @biggdog.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
plz 🙏🥺
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mr soft serve @biggdog.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
inkcap down again 😭
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mr soft serve @biggdog.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
this is the original???
youtu.be
Lis Sørensen - Brændt (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by Warner Music Denmark
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mr soft serve @biggdog.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
👎
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mr soft serve @biggdog.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
#purplexas
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mr soft serve @biggdog.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
reading is tough! you'll get em next time bud 👍
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mr soft serve @biggdog.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
pinger
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mr soft serve @biggdog.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
how do I get off that one can I call my senator
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mr soft serve @biggdog.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
him being 2 years younger than trump really puts into perspective a lot of bullshit
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mr soft serve @biggdog.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
(buy it from them online)
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mr soft serve @biggdog.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
i get womens pussy juice on my neck and wrists the old fashioned way
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mr soft serve @biggdog.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
absolutely. i think it started as a real thing from a few crystal women and then blew up as an irony thing and then more people started doing it for real bc they don't get jokes etc
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mr soft serve @biggdog.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
you should need a license to use certain therapy words
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mr soft serve @biggdog.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
en.wikipedia.org
Vabbing - Wikipedia
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mr soft serve @biggdog.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
there was a similar trend a while back where womens were putting pussy juice on their wrists and necks
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mr soft serve @biggdog.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
I saw somebody mention that only certain pds (🤷) are affected so I tried a different account and we're back
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mr soft serve @biggdog.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
idk what's going on bc my main account isn't working but this one is 🤷
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mr soft serve @biggdog.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
bsky is down for a bunch of accounts rn. kinda weird!
dillo

19 minutes ago

it's down bc I posted pic of my huge hog. servers couldn't handle it

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BlackDragonBardBurndCloudF

dillo

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16 minutes ago

Unless your "hog" is a high semantic density file built around context switching, parallel metaphor, and informatic compression...

Try graduating 7th grade...

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BlackDragonBard BurndCloudF

5 minutes ago

i did 7th grade multiple times actually. so I'm pretty good at knowing this stuff thank you
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mr soft serve @biggdog.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
👎
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mr soft serve @biggdog.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
i bet the airport thing has had even more of an effect on them than getting yelled at by protesters. kinda like when writers (spits on ground) get yelled at on here vs getting yelled at on x.com. we should make all politicians fly with the proles for the same reason
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mr soft serve @biggdog.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
need to up that donation then playboy!
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mr soft serve @biggdog.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
this is what happens when you don't regulate vitamins smh
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mr soft serve @biggdog.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
hell yeah they're doing indulgences now
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mr soft serve @biggdog.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
jtp is the only one who faves bottan
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mr soft serve @biggdog.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
that's Stella
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mr soft serve @biggdog.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
somebody will likely say "it was always this way" and yeah, kinda. but not to this degree in my imo
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mr soft serve @biggdog.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
i genuinely think investors/institutions saw what happened with quantitative easing in late 2018 (and early 2019) and learned exactly this lesson
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mr soft serve @biggdog.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
the only thing I saw constantly mentioned is that they were young lol
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mr soft serve @biggdog.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
not endangered in my bathroom I tell you hwhat 🤣🤣😂🤣😂🫶
screenshot from the list where "clog making" is highlighted
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mr soft serve @biggdog.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
yeah! they did a similar thing to trumps official portrait too lol. what I actually think happened is somebody from the admin got ahold of the raws and made their own edits after the fact
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mr soft serve @biggdog.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
man woman child giraffe tv
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mr soft serve @biggdog.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
their photographer went *way* overboard with the "iris enhance" feature in lightroom. which is one of those mistakes that's really easy to make when you're first starting out
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mr soft serve @biggdog.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
i would like to pretend they're cigarillos
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mr soft serve @biggdog.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
lmao amazing
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mr soft serve @biggdog.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
grapes use it all on grapes with seeds in them
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mr soft serve @biggdog.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
i cannot imagine a more isolating and boring sport for a child lmao goddamn
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mr soft serve @biggdog.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
appeal to authority. concession accepted 🧑‍⚖️
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mr soft serve @biggdog.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
🆗🆒
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mr soft serve @biggdog.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
pretty funny to see the waves swell and quell when he does something obviously antichrist-like and then the talking points get deployed and everybody calms down or gets bored and moves on like 🤷
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mr soft serve @biggdog.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
my iq is 1984 actually. pretty scary huh
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mr soft serve @biggdog.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
frick yes dude 🙌🙌
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mr soft serve @biggdog.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
what if they have tiny iphone
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mr soft serve @biggdog.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
pooping somebody else's pants is definitely worse
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mr soft serve @biggdog.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
maybe pooping your pants but idk
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mr soft serve @biggdog.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
I'm not sure there's anything more embarrassing than waving/up-nodding/acknowledging somebody when they were signaling to somebody else
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mr soft serve @biggdog.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
can I also get a copy of that same video
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mr soft serve @biggdog.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
the loot is not worth in my imo
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mr soft serve @biggdog.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
life is basically a bunch of fetch quests
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mr soft serve @biggdog.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
every season of the boys is "aussie guy convinces some people to work with him for one last job and i'll keep drinking that garbage. i love it when you gotta get the team together
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mr soft serve @biggdog.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
interventions and lullabies is goated
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