Big Dan @bigdanthenerd.bsky.social · 12hDante: "I want to die" Monkeys paw:static.klipy.comMonkeys Paw GrabsALT: Monkeys Paw Grabs 010
Big Dan @bigdanthenerd.bsky.social · 13hMe: starts kitchen dancing with @negativenancy666.bsky.social while she is cooking Her: "Now I can show you my 2 left feet" Me: "you had me at showing me your feet" 030
Reposted by Big DanDawn 🏳️⚧️ @dawnellenhodgson.bsky.social · 10/10/2026“Counting or not counting hive gang violence?” 212418
Big Dan @bigdanthenerd.bsky.social · 10/10/2026static.klipy.comCute Raccoon Sending a Big HugALT: Cute Raccoon Sending a Big Hug 020
Big Dan @bigdanthenerd.bsky.social · 10/10/2026@negativenancy666.bsky.social took a bite of my taco and started dancing...and that's not a euphemism, I made tacos 141
Big Dan @bigdanthenerd.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Shuckle.....give it some time, we will get a pokemon UB 010
Big Dan @bigdanthenerd.bsky.social · 09/10/2026When you're high af and see your partner eating Reese's Puffs at midnight, and you aren't sure if you want to eat them or their cereal morestatic.klipy.comPixel Art Cat with Heart EyesALT: Pixel Art Cat with Heart Eyes 290
Big Dan @bigdanthenerd.bsky.social · 08/10/2026How I arrived on bskystatic.klipy.comCreepy Man with Lotion and LaptopALT: Creepy Man with Lotion and Laptop 080
Big Dan @bigdanthenerd.bsky.social · 08/10/2026static.klipy.comWarhammer EmperorALT: Warhammer Emperor 020
Big Dan @bigdanthenerd.bsky.social · 07/10/2026No...just have a bunch of kinky fuckers show up lmao 110
Big Dan @bigdanthenerd.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Fucking ham pawing half a cold enchilada with no shirt on in my kitchen high as FUQ. Like it or not, this is what peak physical form looks likestatic.klipy.comBrick Tamland Hugs a BearALT: Brick Tamland Hugs a Bear 040
Reposted by Big DanJoseph H. Johnson, Jr. @blackneto.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Saw this on threads and wanted to share here too. Let’s do our part. 130473
Big Dan @bigdanthenerd.bsky.social · 03/10/2026static.klipy.comWarhammer 40K: The Emperor Is PleasedALT: Warhammer 40K: The Emperor Is Pleased 110
Big Dan @bigdanthenerd.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Me: takes big bite from the middle of my rice (I know, I'm dumb) starts immediately huffing through my mouth to cool it down @negativenancy666.bsky.social to my youngling: "see, he's hurting because he didn't blow on it enough before putting it in" Us, trying to keep our shit togetherstatic.klipy.comRon Swanson MadALT: Ron Swanson Mad 151
Big Dan @bigdanthenerd.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Americans really will use anything besides the metric system 🤣🤣 021
Big Dan @bigdanthenerd.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Idk who tf aniel is, but I'm glad there isn't a D there lmao 131
Big Dan @bigdanthenerd.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Hey Dan, why do you go to a Magic the Gathering event if you don't like the game anymore? This 1221
Big Dan @bigdanthenerd.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Canlander? I HARDLY KNOW 'ERstatic.klipy.comThe Muppets: Statler and Waldorf LaughingALT: The Muppets: Statler and Waldorf Laughing 041
Big Dan @bigdanthenerd.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Had an absolute blast hanging out with ya bub, and the cube was fun af! 010
Big Dan @bigdanthenerd.bsky.social · 21/09/2026This would get me back into Magic the Gatheringstatic.klipy.comTake My Money: Here's My Card MemeALT: Take My Money: Here's My Card Meme 1111
Big Dan @bigdanthenerd.bsky.social · 21/09/2026What a fuckin weekend. Another sealed in the books. Until next year, thanks everyone for a great weekend! 080
Big Dan @bigdanthenerd.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Continuing the trend of there being a "long haired and bearded white guy that traded MTG for 40k, smoking too much weed" at @cmdrsealed.bsky.social since @thehermitdruid.bsky.social can't make it 2255
Big Dan @bigdanthenerd.bsky.social · 18/09/2026My quote from the game. "I have done cocaine, and it almost feels as good as putting Helm of the Host on a Kodama of the East Tree" 171