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Big Dan

@bigdanthenerd.bsky.social
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He/him IDEFK what I'm doing on social media anymore

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Big Dan @bigdanthenerd.bsky.social · 12h
Dante: "I want to die" Monkeys paw:
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Monkeys Paw Grabs
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Big Dan @bigdanthenerd.bsky.social · 12h
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Big Dan @bigdanthenerd.bsky.social · 13h
Me: starts kitchen dancing with @negativenancy666.bsky.social while she is cooking Her: "Now I can show you my 2 left feet" Me: "you had me at showing me your feet"
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Dawn 🏳️‍⚧️ @dawnellenhodgson.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
“Counting or not counting hive gang violence?”
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Big Dan @bigdanthenerd.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
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Cute Raccoon Sending a Big Hug
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Big Dan @bigdanthenerd.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
@negativenancy666.bsky.social took a bite of my taco and started dancing...and that's not a euphemism, I made tacos
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Big Dan @bigdanthenerd.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Shuckle.....give it some time, we will get a pokemon UB
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Big Dan @bigdanthenerd.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
When you're high af and see your partner eating Reese's Puffs at midnight, and you aren't sure if you want to eat them or their cereal more
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Pixel Art Cat with Heart Eyes
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Big Dan @bigdanthenerd.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
How I arrived on bsky
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Creepy Man with Lotion and Laptop
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Big Dan @bigdanthenerd.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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Warhammer Emperor
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Big Dan @bigdanthenerd.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
No...just have a bunch of kinky fuckers show up lmao
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Big Dan @bigdanthenerd.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Fucking ham pawing half a cold enchilada with no shirt on in my kitchen high as FUQ. Like it or not, this is what peak physical form looks like
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Brick Tamland Hugs a Bear
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Big Dan @bigdanthenerd.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
*Orzhov
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Big Dan @bigdanthenerd.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Overgrown Tomb
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Joseph H. Johnson, Jr. @blackneto.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Saw this on threads and wanted to share here too. Let’s do our part.
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Big Dan @bigdanthenerd.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
@cmdrsealed.bsky.social recap
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Big Dan @bigdanthenerd.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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Warhammer 40K: The Emperor Is Pleased
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Big Dan @bigdanthenerd.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Porch con is best con
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Big Dan @bigdanthenerd.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
REAL
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Big Dan @bigdanthenerd.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Me: takes big bite from the middle of my rice (I know, I'm dumb) starts immediately huffing through my mouth to cool it down @negativenancy666.bsky.social to my youngling: "see, he's hurting because he didn't blow on it enough before putting it in" Us, trying to keep our shit together
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Ron Swanson Mad
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Big Dan @bigdanthenerd.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Love the sluts, cherish the hoes, hold the homies
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Big Dan @bigdanthenerd.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Sounds more like a trash can't
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Big Dan @bigdanthenerd.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Americans really will use anything besides the metric system 🤣🤣
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Big Dan @bigdanthenerd.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Fuck beardly is a 10/10 option
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Big Dan @bigdanthenerd.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Idk who tf aniel is, but I'm glad there isn't a D there lmao
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Big Dan @bigdanthenerd.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Fuckel lmao
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Big Dan @bigdanthenerd.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Commander sealed 2027 fit
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Big Dan @bigdanthenerd.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Hey Dan, why do you go to a Magic the Gathering event if you don't like the game anymore? This
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Big Dan @bigdanthenerd.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Chat, she missed her cat
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Big Dan @bigdanthenerd.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
HEL YES!!
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Maytera Marble @mayteramarble.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
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Big Dan @bigdanthenerd.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Inside you, there are 2 wolves
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Big Dan @bigdanthenerd.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Canlander? I HARDLY KNOW 'ER
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The Muppets: Statler and Waldorf Laughing
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Big Dan @bigdanthenerd.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Had an absolute blast hanging out with ya bub, and the cube was fun af!
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Big Dan @bigdanthenerd.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
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Big Dan @bigdanthenerd.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Big Dan @bigdanthenerd.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
This would get me back into Magic the Gathering
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Take My Money: Here's My Card Meme
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Big Dan @bigdanthenerd.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
MTG Twitter could barely handle one lol
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Big Dan @bigdanthenerd.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
We had a few lol
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Big Dan @bigdanthenerd.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
What a fuckin weekend. Another sealed in the books. Until next year, thanks everyone for a great weekend!
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Big Dan @bigdanthenerd.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Happy birthday!!!
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Big Dan @bigdanthenerd.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Chat, we miss our wife
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Big Dan @bigdanthenerd.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Nice package bruv
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Big Dan @bigdanthenerd.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Continuing the trend of there being a "long haired and bearded white guy that traded MTG for 40k, smoking too much weed" at @cmdrsealed.bsky.social since @thehermitdruid.bsky.social can't make it
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Big Dan @bigdanthenerd.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
My quote from the game. "I have done cocaine, and it almost feels as good as putting Helm of the Host on a Kodama of the East Tree"
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Big Dan @bigdanthenerd.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
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Good Soup
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Big Dan @bigdanthenerd.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Good thing I brought my union jack speedo!!
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Big Dan @bigdanthenerd.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I got hit too lol
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Big Dan @bigdanthenerd.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Might see me a time or two lmao
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Big Dan @bigdanthenerd.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
AYYYY!!!
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