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Big Dan @bigdanthenerd.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Me: takes big bite from the middle of my rice (I know, I'm dumb) starts immediately huffing through my mouth to cool it down @negativenancy666.bsky.social to my youngling: "see, he's hurting because he didn't blow on it enough before putting it in" Us, trying to keep our shit together
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Ron Swanson Mad
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Big Dan @bigdanthenerd.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Love the sluts, cherish the hoes, hold the homies
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Big Dan @bigdanthenerd.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Fuckel lmao
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Big Dan @bigdanthenerd.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Commander sealed 2027 fit
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Big Dan @bigdanthenerd.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Hey Dan, why do you go to a Magic the Gathering event if you don't like the game anymore? This
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Maytera Marble @mayteramarble.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
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Big Dan @bigdanthenerd.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Canlander? I HARDLY KNOW 'ER
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The Muppets: Statler and Waldorf Laughing
ALT: The Muppets: Statler and Waldorf Laughing
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Big Dan @bigdanthenerd.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
This would get me back into Magic the Gathering
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Take My Money: Here's My Card Meme
ALT: Take My Money: Here's My Card Meme
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Big Dan @bigdanthenerd.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
What a fuckin weekend. Another sealed in the books. Until next year, thanks everyone for a great weekend!
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Big Dan @bigdanthenerd.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Continuing the trend of there being a "long haired and bearded white guy that traded MTG for 40k, smoking too much weed" at @cmdrsealed.bsky.social since @thehermitdruid.bsky.social can't make it
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Big Dan @bigdanthenerd.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
My quote from the game. "I have done cocaine, and it almost feels as good as putting Helm of the Host on a Kodama of the East Tree"
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Big Dan @bigdanthenerd.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Plan a Horror Movie 🎥 Fest using only your first name D- Drag me to Hell A- A Quiet Place N- (the) Notebook I- Insidious E- Exorcist, the begining L- Last House on the Left
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Big Dan @bigdanthenerd.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Pour one out for my homies
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Big Dan @bigdanthenerd.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Me, upon seeing Centurions go to legends
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Big Dan @bigdanthenerd.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
On behalf of all the hygienic Death Guard players, I just want to apologize for the rest of our chapter. There are literally dozens of us who aren't like... That.
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Big Dan @bigdanthenerd.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
I recon that's good enough for pox walkers lol
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Big Dan @bigdanthenerd.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
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M SiFEAR @msipher.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
JK Rowling is a legitimately evil piece of shit who made some sub-mediocre books forever ago that lucked into success via super-low standards for kids, and has failed at eveything else since, coasting on royalties which she uses to fund genocide with zero care as to who else gets caught in the fire.
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Big Dan @bigdanthenerd.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Now that my sealed gift models are pretty much done, it's time to see how much deathguard I can paint in a month and a half lol
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Big Dan @bigdanthenerd.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
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Hawkeye Hawkeye Pierce
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Big Dan @bigdanthenerd.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
We are so fucking back. Loving being in the kitchen again and made @negativenancy666.bsky.social some dinner
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Big Dan @bigdanthenerd.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
After having to stay with family for financial reasons after a divorce, finally moved out with @negativenancy666.bsky.social and the hobby zone is coming together!
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Big Dan @bigdanthenerd.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Me, watching Soldier boy talk about carrying a 1911 and question a lack of bush (I also carry a 1911 and love hairy punani)
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Jensen Ackles as Soldier Boy in Silk Robe
ALT: Jensen Ackles as Soldier Boy in Silk Robe
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Big Dan @bigdanthenerd.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Ok, what's my vibe?
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Big Dan @bigdanthenerd.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
May not be anything fancy, yet, but ya boy is back enjoying spending time in a kitchen
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Big Dan @bigdanthenerd.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Black Flag is downloaded. It's my day off. Let's black some shanties and be pirates comrades
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Big Dan @bigdanthenerd.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
@negativenancy666.bsky.social being cute and poking and nibbling me. Me, pretending to be annoyed: "do you know what a Dutch oven is?" Her: 😲😲"...do you know what a donkey punch is?" Me: "absolutely" Her: "you'd like if I donkey punched you" Me:
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Jack Nicholson's Iconic Smile
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Big Dan @bigdanthenerd.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Talked with friends, played Warhammer, now smoking and watching House of the Dragon...all in all, not a bad day lol
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Big Dan @bigdanthenerd.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Shoutout to @negativenancy666.bsky.social for keeping me looking good
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Big Dan @bigdanthenerd.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
@negativenancy666.bsky.social and I took my youngling to go see toy story 5 yesterday. If they could stop making kids movies that make me cry, it would be great
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Dean Winchester Jensen Ackles
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Big Dan @bigdanthenerd.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
If I had a nickle for everytome someone important to me had heart surgery this year, I'd have 2 nickles. Which isn't a lot, but it's strange it happened twice lmao. My cousin had one about a month ago, and now @latishiamacabre.bsky.social . Thankfully both went smoothly. Wishing a speedy recovery
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Big Dan @bigdanthenerd.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Monochrome Monday? Okay
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The Hermit Druid. @thehermitdruid.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
To the faithful in my community. Wife is going in for heart surgery tomorrow to try and fix an ongoing genetic issue. Could use a few prayers.
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Big Dan @bigdanthenerd.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Juneteenth work fit
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Big Dan @bigdanthenerd.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Sword
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Big Dan @bigdanthenerd.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
Couple finished models. Not too happy with the bloat drone base, but it's done for now
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Big Dan @bigdanthenerd.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Wrapped up the bases on my deathshroud. Gonna take some finished pictures soon
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jj skolnik @supremenothing.myatproto.social · 05/06/2026
butlerian garfield
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Big Dan @bigdanthenerd.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Group of high school kids playing some dad rock in the park today.. And I have to give credit to the drummer, because he is absolutely crushing some Avenged Sevenfold
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The Rev Avenged Sevenfold Drumming
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Big Dan @bigdanthenerd.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
What's your favorite movie from each decade of your life? 90s - The Doors 00s - Return of the King 10s - Prometheus 20s - Sinners
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Big Dan @bigdanthenerd.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Happy pride from Magic the Gathering....this is fucking despicable
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Big Dan @bigdanthenerd.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
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Big Dan @bigdanthenerd.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Shrinkflation has hit the work break room honey buns
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Homer Simpson Sobbing with Noose
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Big Dan @bigdanthenerd.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Happy birthday to the lovely @negativenancy666.bsky.social
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Cas/Strix 🔜 MagicCon Atlanta @strixhavendropout.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
CoolStuffInc fired me as a writer because I spoke up about how SEO was draining the flavor out of the articles people write. I asked if I could write under a pseudonym so I could continue to be paid for articles without having to be associated with what I didn’t agree with. I was fired in the spot.
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Big Dan @bigdanthenerd.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
I don't think we should tax the rich. If I say what I think we should do to them it will be a community guidelines violation
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Mike, Débrouillard @grizzledyoungvet.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Unrelated to the main thread, but it deadass grinds my gears when people label themselves an ally It's the same as being a self proclaimed good person. You don't get to decide that for yourself
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Big Dan @bigdanthenerd.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Y'all finally ready to have the conversation that you shouldn't be giving money to WOTC?
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Big Dan @bigdanthenerd.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Who am I?
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