Me: takes big bite from the middle of my rice (I know, I'm dumb) starts immediately huffing through my mouth to cool it down
@negativenancy666.bsky.social to my youngling: "see, he's hurting because he didn't blow on it enough before putting it in"
Us, trying to keep our shit together
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