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@bigbeannrg.bsky.social
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🧟‍♀️ 🫘 Undead Diva of Chaos

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ZomBean @bigbeannrg.bsky.social · 1h
See you on the RIP side!
static.klipy.com
Burying Elvis
Alt: Two guys burying in the dirt
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ZomBean @bigbeannrg.bsky.social · 2h
No, just the drunk gnomes
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ZomBean @bigbeannrg.bsky.social · 2h
I'm a bit blue at times too, I have some things going on I'm not too thrilled about
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ZomBean @bigbeannrg.bsky.social · 2h
Omg, hope you get all dem buggers!
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ZomBean @bigbeannrg.bsky.social · 2h
47 big smooches for you
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ZomBean @bigbeannrg.bsky.social · 2h
Did you get the tick?
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ZomBean @bigbeannrg.bsky.social · 2h
Not on my watch! I'm the only one allowed to be dead around here!
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ZomBean @bigbeannrg.bsky.social · 2h
How come?
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ZomBean @bigbeannrg.bsky.social · 2h
Awww, big undead hugs!
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Bruce Coffman @brucecoffman.bsky.social · 2h
at least you're all as fucking dead as i am good
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ZomBean @bigbeannrg.bsky.social · 2h
Sorry, can't help it!
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ZomBean @bigbeannrg.bsky.social · 2h
Guy trying to decide what button to push comic meme
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ZomBean @bigbeannrg.bsky.social · 3h
What does that even mean?
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ZomBean @bigbeannrg.bsky.social · 3h
Very good, Jack!
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ZomBean @bigbeannrg.bsky.social · 3h
Pretty swell
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ZomBean @bigbeannrg.bsky.social · 3h
Meaning booty
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ZomBean @bigbeannrg.bsky.social · 3h
Wagon!
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ZomBean @bigbeannrg.bsky.social · 3h
if I was a zombie and I got into an argument with another zombie i'd be like "oh yeah? why don't you fuckin go eat brains about it, corpseho" and then I'd limp off keening, my lopsided tit dangling
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ZomBean @bigbeannrg.bsky.social · 4h
That works as well!
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ZomBean @bigbeannrg.bsky.social · 4h
Putting that on my list
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ZomBean @bigbeannrg.bsky.social · 4h
I'd down the whole bottle
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ZomBean @bigbeannrg.bsky.social · 4h
Four cheeks are better than two
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ZomBean @bigbeannrg.bsky.social · 6h
The Legend of Banjo Kazooie
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ZomBean @bigbeannrg.bsky.social · 6h
What should I do with my legs?
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ZomBean @bigbeannrg.bsky.social · 6h
Ok, put the cuffs on me, my arm will just fall off!
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ZomBean @bigbeannrg.bsky.social · 6h
Ok, what did you do today?
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ZomBean @bigbeannrg.bsky.social · 7h
That's it, catch me outside!
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ZomBean @bigbeannrg.bsky.social · 7h
No
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ZomBean @bigbeannrg.bsky.social · 7h
I only eat pasture raised people, but you're just full of nuts!
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ZomBean @bigbeannrg.bsky.social · 7h
No need, just open your hole!
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ZomBean @bigbeannrg.bsky.social · 7h
👀
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ZomBean @bigbeannrg.bsky.social · 7h
Listen here, rodentia!
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ZomBean @bigbeannrg.bsky.social · 7h
He's shiner than his instrument!
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ZomBean @bigbeannrg.bsky.social · 7h
Prove it
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ZomBean @bigbeannrg.bsky.social · 7h
static.klipy.com
Jim Carrey: I'm Alive! Crocodile Surprise
Alt: Jim Carrey: I'm Alive! Crocodile Surprise
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ZomBean @bigbeannrg.bsky.social · 7h
That's true, I must have shut my eyes for a few minutes at least!
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ZomBean @bigbeannrg.bsky.social · 7h
Wouldn't it be called Toe Truck?
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ZomBean @bigbeannrg.bsky.social · 7h
I'm such a loser that I can't even successfully complete a nap
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ZomBean @bigbeannrg.bsky.social · 7h
Omg I totally forgot, was today your surgery?!!
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ZomBean @bigbeannrg.bsky.social · 7h
This got a lot of likeys
I hope you like whatever is wrong with me 
cute possum
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ZomBean @bigbeannrg.bsky.social · 8h
Thanks for the tip, let me know if you find one!
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ZomBean @bigbeannrg.bsky.social · 9h
Parkour for Dummies Soup flavor Gummies Bubble-wrap Mummies Wigs over Tummies
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ZomBean @bigbeannrg.bsky.social · 9h
Very cool tune!
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ZomBean @bigbeannrg.bsky.social · 9h
I do have a naughty pic, you just have to search for it
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ZomBean @bigbeannrg.bsky.social · 9h
Oooh you thought I meant something else
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ZomBean @bigbeannrg.bsky.social · 9h
Ok I'll show you an example
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🏳️‍🌈 Undead Jaide 🧟‍♀️ @jaiderahl.bsky.social · 11h
In modern horror culture, zombies were introduced as a comment on consumerism and a capitalist society. We are the zombies.
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ZomBean @bigbeannrg.bsky.social · 9h
Oohh like the 12 steps
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ZomBean @bigbeannrg.bsky.social · 10h
Hmmm, dammit! Can you give a clue or is the contact in your other posts?
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ZomBean @bigbeannrg.bsky.social · 10h
Awww bummer
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