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ttv/xxxcrazymikexxx @bigass.bsky.social · 09/12/2025

My submission for #JingleGameJam2025 -- If you can't beat them (rods), join them (rods). also youre santa claus fifteengames.itch.io/kris

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ttv/xxxcrazymikexxx @bigass.bsky.social · 05/08/2025

If you see them, report them. The racist fish will sometimes slip through, but if they're reported they'll get removed. Are the ones in your screenshot still live? They say Aug 2, 2024 - I thought I caught that wave.

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ttv/xxxcrazymikexxx @bigass.bsky.social · 03/08/2025

Ah jeez, I'm sorry. Looks like I left a critical security vulnerability in my code. It's patched now, I'm working on rolling back the usernames now. I'm sorry you had to see that

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ttv/xxxcrazymikexxx @bigass.bsky.social · 30/07/2025

Hm, I could add more colors, but the fish detection algorithm might struggle with them. I have to do some brainstorming...

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ttv/xxxcrazymikexxx @bigass.bsky.social · 27/07/2025

That's a good idea, I trained quite a bit against the swastikas but it looks like that's not sufficient :/

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ttv/xxxcrazymikexxx @bigass.bsky.social · 26/07/2025

Built fish tinder so I could moderate fish really fast

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ttv/xxxcrazymikexxx @bigass.bsky.social · 26/07/2025

There's approve/delete and then mark as valid/invalid. I train on the valid/invalid - sometimes I want to approve a fish that I wouldn't want to automatically approve (I.e. something with text, symbols, nonstandard fish that's funny)

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ttv/xxxcrazymikexxx @bigass.bsky.social · 25/07/2025

Bexexe FYI urs went to moderation and I approved it so hard

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ttv/xxxcrazymikexxx @bigass.bsky.social · 25/07/2025

Be careful with what accusations you're throwing... when I'm a billionaire off these penis drawings, you might regret it..................

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ttv/xxxcrazymikexxx @bigass.bsky.social · 25/07/2025

We shouldn't have to work this hard, we should want to work this hard... unfortunately the alienation from our labor makes it nearly impossible to enjoy work, except for a small elite upper class.

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ttv/xxxcrazymikexxx @bigass.bsky.social · 25/07/2025

CIA in the 50s level of obscure sabotage

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ttv/xxxcrazymikexxx @bigass.bsky.social · 25/07/2025

Yeah no worries! I intentionally made the credit small and out of the way in the footer as to not distract from the fun UX of the site :) I have the github repo public for the frontend, which has a (poorly written) write-up and the training code for the fish detector. github.com/aldenhallak/...

github.com

GitHub - aldenhallak/fishes

Contribute to aldenhallak/fishes development by creating an account on GitHub.

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ttv/xxxcrazymikexxx @bigass.bsky.social · 25/07/2025

Made this cute little website over the past month in my spare time. So many fish have been drawn!!! No idea where they're all coming from. A real field of dreams moment :)

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ttv/xxxcrazymikexxx @bigass.bsky.social · 25/07/2025

I made this!!! So happy you like it:)

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ttv/xxxcrazymikexxx @bigass.bsky.social · 26/04/2025

Women hold up half the sky. Other half? Trans and nonbinary folx

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ttv/xxxcrazymikexxx @bigass.bsky.social · 14/04/2025

Nothing more humiliating than when a motion activated thing doesn't work . Waving multiple times. Thinking Maybe this wave will do it. Nope . Hanging myself in the workplace break room I guess

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ttv/xxxcrazymikexxx @bigass.bsky.social · 10/02/2025

shane gillis in the bud light commercial as an apology for hunter

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ttv/xxxcrazymikexxx @bigass.bsky.social · 06/02/2025

lowkey a sneeze feels so good when you don't have a mid coworker in your ears saying bless you

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ttv/xxxcrazymikexxx @bigass.bsky.social · 03/01/2025

do u think guys that are into pegging think that every guy is into pegging and that they're the only ones open about it

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ttv/xxxcrazymikexxx @bigass.bsky.social · 28/12/2024

i'm your friend crazy michael . don't you remember me jakey.

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ttv/xxxcrazymikexxx @bigass.bsky.social · 21/12/2024

September 10th 2001 Haiku: I Sure Hope Nothing Happens To The Twin Towers Tomorrow Morning

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ttv/xxxcrazymikexxx @bigass.bsky.social · 18/12/2024

[Three Guys Figuring Out Their Role In Their Choir] (guy with high voice): yeah i think ill be an alto (guy with low voice): bass for me! or maybe a tenor (guy who's about to get a ton of pussy): i'm doing the beatboxing

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ttv/xxxcrazymikexxx @bigass.bsky.social · 18/12/2024

must feel cool as fuck to be the guy beatboxing in the a capella group

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ttv/xxxcrazymikexxx @bigass.bsky.social · 13/12/2024

pushed some old lady down the stairs and now everyone's really mad at me

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ttv/xxxcrazymikexxx @bigass.bsky.social · 13/12/2024

might start posting autofiction to bluesky

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ttv/xxxcrazymikexxx @bigass.bsky.social · 09/12/2024

guys the shooter and i were instagram mutuals and my phone is blowing up how do i leverage this for clout

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ttv/xxxcrazymikexxx @bigass.bsky.social · 08/12/2024

when the white boy lowkey has drip

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ttv/xxxcrazymikexxx @bigass.bsky.social · 06/12/2024

me when i'm outside of a hotel at 6:45 am on a wednesday

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ttv/xxxcrazymikexxx @bigass.bsky.social · 05/12/2024

why cant gay guys just say "you look nice"

text message: reads "You're looking at the camera like you're gonna drop a load in me"

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ttv/xxxcrazymikexxx @bigass.bsky.social · 05/12/2024

me (still working on 2023 OKRs) walking to my performance review during layoff season

screenshot of the ceo who got shot a few seconds before it happens

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ttv/xxxcrazymikexxx @bigass.bsky.social · 05/12/2024

i love when someone's weaker than me at the gym it's like "ok twink"

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ttv/xxxcrazymikexxx @bigass.bsky.social · 05/12/2024

everyone who has less listen minutes than me is a loser and everyone who has more is a freak

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ttv/xxxcrazymikexxx @bigass.bsky.social · 05/12/2024

it's so fun when someone has a picture of them at a subway station bc it's like "i've been there!!!"

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ttv/xxxcrazymikexxx @bigass.bsky.social · 05/12/2024

i used to always say "i'm going to kill myself" like at the drop of a hat. and then i'd say it so often that i'd just be lying in bed and it would be repeating in my head so i don't say it anymore but it feels really good to say like scratching an itch

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ttv/xxxcrazymikexxx @bigass.bsky.social · 04/12/2024

on instagram liking all the spotify wrapped stories because i love my friends and cherish every thing they choose to share with me

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