ttv/xxxcrazymikexxx @bigass.bsky.social · 09/12/2025My submission for #JingleGameJam2025 -- If you can't beat them (rods), join them (rods). also youre santa claus fifteengames.itch.io/kris 020
ttv/xxxcrazymikexxx @bigass.bsky.social · 11/11/2025New blog post! How I used ChatGPT to automate my buzzer, and the perils of doing so... aldenhallak.com/blog/posts/a...aldenhallak.comAutomating My Buzzer: Learning Hardware with ChatGPTHow I automated my apartment buzzer using ESP32s, ChatGPT, and a willingness to add resistors until things worked. 000
ttv/xxxcrazymikexxx @bigass.bsky.social · 04/08/2025Made some enemies on the internet with my fish drawing website. Postmortem of some flaws they used to try to ruin it: aldenhallak.com/blog/posts/d...aldenhallak.comDrawAFish.com Postmortem — Aug 3, 2025 IncidentA blameful postmortem of how my viral HackerNews project got compromised by legacy passwords, missing auth, and the perils of vibe coding. 030
ttv/xxxcrazymikexxx @bigass.bsky.social · 26/07/2025Built fish tinder so I could moderate fish really fast 3323
ttv/xxxcrazymikexxx @bigass.bsky.social · 25/07/2025Made this cute little website over the past month in my spare time. So many fish have been drawn!!! No idea where they're all coming from. A real field of dreams moment :) 10551218
ttv/xxxcrazymikexxx @bigass.bsky.social · 26/04/2025Women hold up half the sky. Other half? Trans and nonbinary folx 050
ttv/xxxcrazymikexxx @bigass.bsky.social · 14/04/2025Nothing more humiliating than when a motion activated thing doesn't work . Waving multiple times. Thinking Maybe this wave will do it. Nope . Hanging myself in the workplace break room I guess 130
ttv/xxxcrazymikexxx @bigass.bsky.social · 10/02/2025shane gillis in the bud light commercial as an apology for hunter 110
ttv/xxxcrazymikexxx @bigass.bsky.social · 06/02/2025lowkey a sneeze feels so good when you don't have a mid coworker in your ears saying bless you 050
ttv/xxxcrazymikexxx @bigass.bsky.social · 03/01/2025do u think guys that are into pegging think that every guy is into pegging and that they're the only ones open about it 150
ttv/xxxcrazymikexxx @bigass.bsky.social · 21/12/2024September 10th 2001 Haiku: I Sure Hope Nothing Happens To The Twin Towers Tomorrow Morning 060
ttv/xxxcrazymikexxx @bigass.bsky.social · 18/12/2024[Three Guys Figuring Out Their Role In Their Choir] (guy with high voice): yeah i think ill be an alto (guy with low voice): bass for me! or maybe a tenor (guy who's about to get a ton of pussy): i'm doing the beatboxing 160
ttv/xxxcrazymikexxx @bigass.bsky.social · 18/12/2024must feel cool as fuck to be the guy beatboxing in the a capella group 040
ttv/xxxcrazymikexxx @bigass.bsky.social · 13/12/2024 pushed some old lady down the stairs and now everyone's really mad at me 051
ttv/xxxcrazymikexxx @bigass.bsky.social · 09/12/2024guys the shooter and i were instagram mutuals and my phone is blowing up how do i leverage this for clout 070
ttv/xxxcrazymikexxx @bigass.bsky.social · 06/12/2024me when i'm outside of a hotel at 6:45 am on a wednesday 170
ttv/xxxcrazymikexxx @bigass.bsky.social · 05/12/2024me (still working on 2023 OKRs) walking to my performance review during layoff season 161
ttv/xxxcrazymikexxx @bigass.bsky.social · 05/12/2024i love when someone's weaker than me at the gym it's like "ok twink" 071
ttv/xxxcrazymikexxx @bigass.bsky.social · 05/12/2024everyone who has less listen minutes than me is a loser and everyone who has more is a freak 0110
ttv/xxxcrazymikexxx @bigass.bsky.social · 05/12/2024 it's so fun when someone has a picture of them at a subway station bc it's like "i've been there!!!" 040
ttv/xxxcrazymikexxx @bigass.bsky.social · 05/12/2024i used to always say "i'm going to kill myself" like at the drop of a hat. and then i'd say it so often that i'd just be lying in bed and it would be repeating in my head so i don't say it anymore but it feels really good to say like scratching an itch 020
ttv/xxxcrazymikexxx @bigass.bsky.social · 04/12/2024 on instagram liking all the spotify wrapped stories because i love my friends and cherish every thing they choose to share with me 040
ttv/xxxcrazymikexxx @bigass.bsky.social · 04/12/2024not going to explicitly say why i was looking this up but you can probably guess 040
ttv/xxxcrazymikexxx @bigass.bsky.social · 04/12/2024running for president so it makes it illegal to say that you want to kill me 172
ttv/xxxcrazymikexxx @bigass.bsky.social · 02/12/2024[caveman town hall] Grug (inventor): And that why Grug Invent Wheel. For grain transport Brug (hunter): No need grain. Hunt for food. Grug Bad Inventor Crug (smart): Hunt food no good. Hunt food go away. Grug good inventor Brian (weird nipples): Maybe Grug invent Shirt? like to wear over chest 060
ttv/xxxcrazymikexxx @bigass.bsky.social · 02/12/2024confuses me when i ask someone their religion and they say smth like "half jewish half christian." 290
ttv/xxxcrazymikexxx @bigass.bsky.social · 02/12/2024i'd pardon my son even if he killed someone.... like that's bestie 0172
Reposted by ttv/xxxcrazymikexxxttv/xxxcrazymikexxx @bigass.bsky.social · 01/12/2024spending lots of time with a millennial which means i now use reaction gifs and bluesky 6716
Reposted by ttv/xxxcrazymikexxxttv/xxxcrazymikexxx @bigass.bsky.social · 29/11/2024liberal friend (really upset about the election): i cant believe trump won. we have to do something about it leftist friend (smug): i told you this would happen. now's the time to organize the working class centrist friend (anti-trump) (trying to bring back the flash mob): we should do a flash mob 2592
ttv/xxxcrazymikexxx @bigass.bsky.social · 01/12/2024created a bot to follow random people on bluesky and now my feed is total garbage 7203
ttv/xxxcrazymikexxx @bigass.bsky.social · 01/12/2024rabbit rabbit rabbit gang let's get this bread 3200
ttv/xxxcrazymikexxx @bigass.bsky.social · 01/12/2024spending lots of time with a millennial which means i now use reaction gifs and bluesky 6716
Reposted by ttv/xxxcrazymikexxxMr. Before Turning the Gun on Himself (ALEX) @gayhorse420.bsky.social · 15/11/2024 0372
ttv/xxxcrazymikexxx @bigass.bsky.social · 30/11/2024interesting how this guys subconscious kind of deeply understands the classic themes behind zombie movies 0150
ttv/xxxcrazymikexxx @bigass.bsky.social · 30/11/2024apparently today was "black friday." what's next, chinese monday? follow me on bluesky for more hilarious content such as that! 1220