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hatt | nietzschean trout

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call me hatt | she/her | 30 | creature haver 🐍🦎🪳🕸️: @pleroma-exotics.bsky.social

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hatt | nietzschean trout @big.g4y.dog · 30/03/2026
I took the umamusume quiz because I've been seeing it everywhere despite knowing nothing about it and I got Stay Gold...she's cute but why does her coat look like that 😭😭
image of results from the quiz on umapoi.moe, with the character Stay Gold.
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hatt | nietzschean trout @big.g4y.dog · 07/03/2026
I saw some people doing this and wanted to join in the fun! Not in any particular order and some of these I wouldn't even consider "favorites", but all of them impacted me heavily in some way/spent way too fuckin long playing them. I should replay portal 2 sometime.
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hatt | nietzschean trout @big.g4y.dog · 28/02/2026
The duality of man etc etc
The "Recent Activity" section of a Letterboxd profile with a dark grey background. The movies, listed from left to right, are: Shrek 2, Shrek, Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith, and Star Wars Episode II: Attack of the Clones.
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hatt | nietzschean trout @big.g4y.dog · 19/02/2026
"The Shapeshifter"? I'm never escaping my desire for a hot werewolf gf, am I
"YOUR PARTNER" in grey text.
"The Shapeshifter" in black text, larger. 
"SWITCH" in green text.
"HUNTER" and "BRAT TAMER" in green text, each phrase enclosed in a square border.
"You chase and you run. Predator and prey live in the same body." italicized under the previous line.
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hatt | nietzschean trout @big.g4y.dog · 30/01/2026
birthday gift got here early!! truly the end of an era, I've had my old laptop since late 2015 and it's still going despite how beat up it is. youve served me well, dear friend 🫡
two MSI laptops, side by side. the one on the left is dark grey with lighter grey and white design flourishes surrounding the touchpad and keyboard. the one on the right is solid black, covered in various stickers. the right laptop is clearly worn.
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hatt | nietzschean trout @big.g4y.dog · 21/01/2026
I promise I don't stan Onyx just because of the branding
a small cardboard box with the Onyx coffee logo on one flap, and lineart of two snakes intertwined surrounding and diamond. theres an orange box inside of the cardboard box. the top of the box says: "mazateca mujeres", with "orange, fig, milk chocolate, tonka bean" right underneath. the main part of the box has a glossy design of a snake over the matte of the rest of the box, with "never settle for good enough" arranged around the snake in a triangle. the cardboard box and contents are sitting on a granite speckled countertop.
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hatt | nietzschean trout @big.g4y.dog · 10/01/2026
that's my wife don't be fucking rude
a YouTube thumbnail depicting a 3D render of Arthropleura, an ancient invertebrate that resembles modern myriapods. underneath the thumbnail is a title that reads "10 Prehistoric Invertebrates That Would Give Dinosaurs Nightmares"
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hatt | nietzschean trout @big.g4y.dog · 01/01/2026
sissel...please...
piles of clothes strewn across a bed with a black cat curled up in the middle, asleep. also visible are plastic hangars and pillows
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hatt | nietzschean trout @big.g4y.dog · 01/01/2026
this but lovingly
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hatt | nietzschean trout @big.g4y.dog · 01/01/2026
yeah
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hatt | nietzschean trout @big.g4y.dog · 31/12/2025
ok some of the giant stuffed animals can stay
a giant stuffed green crocodilian with a yellow throat and shiny back spikes
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hatt | nietzschean trout @big.g4y.dog · 31/12/2025
little beast that plots to keep me cozy every day of my life
a black cat curled up on a red blanket, one arm over her head to cover her face
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hatt | nietzschean trout @big.g4y.dog · 30/12/2025
me: I feel like I've given up already since I'm just waiting until I get ADHD meds to address everything therapist: you're not giving up, you're just getting older and have a lower tolerance for the bullshit me:
"cheers I'll drink to that bro" meme
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hatt | nietzschean trout @big.g4y.dog · 29/12/2025
hasting my nothing
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hatt | nietzschean trout @big.g4y.dog · 27/12/2025
so well-behaved and sweet 😭😭 really great breeder too, there's always stories of awful breeders so it's nice to be reminded there's good eggs out there
a German shorthair puppy walking on the grass towards the camera. another puppy is in the background sniffing the hand of someone reaching down
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hatt | nietzschean trout @big.g4y.dog · 27/12/2025
PUPPY TIME!!!
me holding a German shorthair puppy while she licks my nosesame puppy continuing to lick my nose and facea puppy asleep in someone's armsthree shorthair puppies in a large crate, in the back of a car. all 3 are sniffing and curious
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hatt | nietzschean trout @big.g4y.dog · 27/12/2025
great googly moogly this ain't even all of it (the bark and branches for Cas are Massive) I also reaallllyyy want more antlers, I love them in enclosures
a bin sitting on a kitchen floor filled with fake plants, cork bark, spider wood, and miscellaneous branches
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hatt | nietzschean trout @big.g4y.dog · 26/12/2025
festive Lego set + annual Die Hard rewatch to round out the holiday
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hatt | nietzschean trout @big.g4y.dog · 26/12/2025
I think sissel missed me. titty grab (yes it hurts)
a black cat squinting up at the camera with her paw outstretched and grasping onto a black shirt with white and red screen printing
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hatt | nietzschean trout @big.g4y.dog · 25/12/2025
he sickens me
a photo of a kitchen sponge wand with a smiley face cut out of the sponge part. the wand is surrounded by soap, paper towels, and a dirty cup. a metal sink full of soapy water is in the lower right
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hatt | nietzschean trout @big.g4y.dog · 24/12/2025
thinking of her
a photo of a wolf sitting facing right on a white background. the top of the photo says "The Ideal Woman" in black text, with ">good at killing" ">is nice to you" ">Loves you" ">can dig" and ">shares food" surrounding the wolf
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hatt | nietzschean trout @big.g4y.dog · 24/12/2025
downright fucking FESTIVE
a photo of me holding a can of Alani Nu's "Winter Wonderland" flavor
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hatt | nietzschean trout @big.g4y.dog · 20/12/2025
broke into the plum soju we gettin SERIOUS
me holding a small glass with a snake sitting on a crescent moon, with supplies to paint wooden ornaments on the table in the background
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hatt | nietzschean trout @big.g4y.dog · 18/12/2025
did a white elephant and I got something I'll probably actually use? it's meant to be a cocktail kit but this is gonna make some fire coffee/tea
a box filled with green crinkled paper shred. simple syrup, cinnamon sticks, and cinnamon spice sugar are placed on the shred.
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hatt | nietzschean trout @big.g4y.dog · 17/12/2025
The annual chocolate cherry rodents I make with @ratbastian37.bsky.social turned out well this year! We upped our game and made mice, rats, and opossums. Seb really did a lot of the work this year so give him plenty of accolades 🫡
chocolate dipped cordial cherries with Hershey kisses attached sit on a plate. the kisses have black eyes, pink noses, and sliced almonds for ears to make them look like mice. From left to right they are milk chocolate, cookies n cream, and dark chocolate. the middle has its ears painted blackthe same subjects, but with the milk chocolate mouse in the foreground. it's face is slightly tilted up so it looks like it's facing the camera. a more top-down view. you can more easily see the cherry stem tails
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hatt | nietzschean trout @big.g4y.dog · 13/12/2025
adorable lil shorthair. they're gonna name her Agatha
a black roan German shorthair pointer puppy sitting on a tiled kitchen floor. she has a solid black head with heavy black spotting down her body and a sold black spot on her left flank. her paws are slightly darker than the rest of the roan spotting on her body. the same puppy but viewed from behind and standing up. a hand is lightly holding up her back end so the docked tail is visible.
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hatt | nietzschean trout @big.g4y.dog · 06/12/2025
Chrimbo tree time
a small artificial Christmas tree with white string lights. several wooden ornaments with various fictional characters on them decorate the tree. the tree skirt is buffalo plaid with a fluffy white lining. three crochet isopods sit underneath the tree. the same tree from a different angle, to show off more of the ornaments
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hatt | nietzschean trout @big.g4y.dog · 03/12/2025
I'm imagining this but 5000% more menacing
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hatt | nietzschean trout @big.g4y.dog · 02/12/2025
don't talk to me unless you look like this
a sculpture recreation of Arthropleura, an extinct genus of millipedes from the Carboniferous period, on display at the St. Louis Science Center
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hatt | nietzschean trout @big.g4y.dog · 19/11/2025
some bitch that's an incredibly sus Chinese supplier posted Elaphe xiphodonta baby I'm going insane what the fuck what the fuck. I'm going rabid. I'm not gonna shut up about this
a tweet from Tyler, The Creator saying "Un-Follow Me Now, This Is Gonna Be the Only Thing I Tweet About For The Next Week. Ive Wanted This For Years Fuck. What The Fuck."
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hatt | nietzschean trout @big.g4y.dog · 17/11/2025
Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy aw...some positivity for your feed
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hatt | nietzschean trout @big.g4y.dog · 31/10/2025
girl hello??
a photo from Pokemon Legends ZA. The protagonist is on the left of the screen, looking at a floating red Rotom phone and frowning. The text reads: 
"Corbeau
There's something I'd like to discuss. Stop by our office... Alone, please."
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hatt | nietzschean trout @big.g4y.dog · 25/10/2025
1 (one) camel cricket has been added to your inventory!
a camel cricket in a small, clear dram vial against a warm grey background
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hatt | nietzschean trout @big.g4y.dog · 24/10/2025
eatin out for sins birthdaaaayyyy
pumpkin donuts with dulce de leche and creamfire roasted pizza and chicken and goat cheese pastaphyllo cake with slivered almonds, cranberry, and cream
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hatt | nietzschean trout @big.g4y.dog · 23/10/2025
that's (not) pussy babe
photo of a tarantula molt through a 60x magnifier. a slightly darker line, the epigastric furrow, is circled in the center of the photo. there is a lack of spermathecae so it mostly looks like small hairs flowing in different directions
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hatt | nietzschean trout @big.g4y.dog · 23/10/2025
that's pussy babe
photo of a tarantula molt through a 60x magnifier. the spermathecae is visible in the center of the photo, circled
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hatt | nietzschean trout @big.g4y.dog · 23/10/2025
the apocalypse is upon us
screenshot of a Facebook post that reads: "#BreakingNews It’s official! Trader Joe’s in Columbia will be opening on October 30th! We’ll have the latest tonight on ABC 17 News KMIZ!" with a photo of the future storefront of the Trader Joe's
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hatt | nietzschean trout @big.g4y.dog · 17/10/2025
LETS GO GIRLS
a photo of me holding the Nintendo Switch version of Pokemon ZA
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hatt | nietzschean trout @big.g4y.dog · 14/10/2025
new PB. slowly getting better... #cloverpit
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hatt | nietzschean trout @big.g4y.dog · 08/10/2025
so that's what it looks like?
the screen in cloverpit when you unlock a new item and check your computer; it says "CONGRATULATIONS!" with what looks like a rock(?) inside of an orange starburst. underneath that, it says "YOU UNLOCKED: DEPRESSION". the text is in the same orange as the starburst.
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hatt | nietzschean trout @big.g4y.dog · 04/10/2025
uh oh I bought Cloverpit getting Raging Capitalist early and focusing on items that scale with how many tickets you have goes crazy
The end screen of a run in Cloverpit. All of the charms bought from the shop on the right, overall stats in the center, and all power-ups from answering the phone on the left. In this run, the focus was on increasing the value and frequency of 7s, while also earning hundreds of tickets to scale charms that increase in value based on how many tickets you have.
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hatt | nietzschean trout @big.g4y.dog · 26/09/2025
Therapist: it's not real, it can't hurt you. The Reanimator cat puppet:
photo of the cat puppet from reanimator. it's a very bad rendition of a black cat covered in guts and blood
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hatt | nietzschean trout @big.g4y.dog · 24/09/2025
why do I play this again
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hatt | nietzschean trout @big.g4y.dog · 24/09/2025
"hey hatt, how goes the mahjong?" I'm being fucking robbed
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hatt | nietzschean trout @big.g4y.dog · 23/09/2025
the descent 2005
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hatt | nietzschean trout @big.g4y.dog · 22/09/2025
Third time's the fucking charm PLEASE I need heeerrrrr
A screenshot of an email that reads: 
"Hannah,
I got the OK that Fluffy is good to ship this week, so we will plan to ship her Wednesday for arrival at the hub on Thursday the 25th."
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hatt | nietzschean trout @big.g4y.dog · 20/09/2025
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hatt | nietzschean trout @big.g4y.dog · 15/09/2025
photos of me I actually kinda like ohoho
me holding a file snake while the seller talks to me off camerathe same file snake exploring my Godzilla hatme and the snake smile for the camera
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hatt | nietzschean trout @big.g4y.dog · 09/09/2025
this is a week from hell but I got some good news!! WAHOO YIPEE this is the Creature I was preparing the 4x2x2 for like a month ago lmao
email reads: 
"Good morning Hannah,
Fluffy is good to go! She has not shed yet, but the nose rub wound has been healing well and should completely clear up with her next shed.
We are unfortunately not shipping this week, but I can set her up to ship next week (September 17th for delivery on the 18th) if that works for you!"
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hatt | nietzschean trout @big.g4y.dog · 07/09/2025
HEHEHEHE
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