debbie get fucked 🌈🐀 @ratbastian37.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I want a mini fridge for my cubicle at work 000
debbie get fucked 🌈🐀 @ratbastian37.bsky.social · 28/09/2026This is why I can't go to expos alone, nobody can stop me from living my dreams. My first old world, M. balfouri 💙🕷️ 010
debbie get fucked 🌈🐀 @ratbastian37.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Unfortunately when they say this is for developers, they mean of the actual apps 🫠 I'm truly just meant to lose my account huh 000
debbie get fucked 🌈🐀 @ratbastian37.bsky.social · 27/09/2026So apparently there's a feature for Android now that allows you to store credentials and essentially automatically log in to all of your apps when you switch phones. If I could figure out how to use it, I could potentially save my Tumblr account. 110
debbie get fucked 🌈🐀 @ratbastian37.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Vacation overall was super fun but I'm so ready to be home and by myself that the 2 hour drive home doesn't even sounds bad 120
debbie get fucked 🌈🐀 @ratbastian37.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Heads up if you visit New York (state and city), do not expect people here to understand the concept of splitting a check. They will look at you like a deer in the headlights 000
debbie get fucked 🌈🐀 @ratbastian37.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Honestly the problem is that I was raised in a family of petty bitches and while we do love each other, we have a tendency to wonder why everyone is being a petty bitch when it's like... girl we're all cut from the same cloth 100
debbie get fucked 🌈🐀 @ratbastian37.bsky.social · 20/09/2026I kinda love that it's harder to get back into the US from Canada. Like please don't let me over the border, my money is worth more, the healthcare is better, and far fewer people want me dead LMAO I don't wanna go back!!! Let me live here until they deport me anyway!!!!! 111
debbie get fucked 🌈🐀 @ratbastian37.bsky.social · 19/09/2026I need a shirt that says "I ❤️ The CAN > USD Rate" because damn shopping in Canada is so much fun. It's always way less than expected instead of way more 120
debbie get fucked 🌈🐀 @ratbastian37.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Actually very proud of myself for getting a huge head start on my Christmas gifts this year. I have to cross-stitch 7 ornaments for my coworkers and Tracy/Bradley, plus 1 for myself for a total of 8. I just finished my 5th ornament tonight. 130
debbie get fucked 🌈🐀 @ratbastian37.bsky.social · 11/09/2026New client phrase of the week: "Ted can suck a dick" 011
debbie get fucked 🌈🐀 @ratbastian37.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Gonna be thinking about the client that said about her aunt, "Debbie get fucked" for the rest of the week 010
debbie get fucked 🌈🐀 @ratbastian37.bsky.social · 09/09/2026So funny when Central Office doesn't know how to fix a problem and just...casually doesn't give me an answer. Well girl I don't fucking know either, guess it's just fucked up forever! 😊 oh well! 😊 010
debbie get fucked 🌈🐀 @ratbastian37.bsky.social · 06/09/2026As a Christian, it's very important that even the smallest of creatures know and love the Lord. That's why I support my local pet center for selling these church hides, so even my tarantulas can worship in His house 🙏 021
debbie get fucked 🌈🐀 @ratbastian37.bsky.social · 06/09/2026I need a machine installed in my brain that when I get too angry over sometimes stupid plays The Rainbow Connection. I think that would fix my whole life 000
debbie get fucked 🌈🐀 @ratbastian37.bsky.social · 05/09/2026I hate doing double stations at cat intakes because one station does 99% of it anyway and the other just sits around waiting for 2 hours 010
debbie get fucked 🌈🐀 @ratbastian37.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Sometimes my word search game presents very ... interesting categories 000
debbie get fucked 🌈🐀 @ratbastian37.bsky.social · 02/09/2026I wanna write a fanfic about Sasuke going through the VocRehab process 120
debbie get fucked 🌈🐀 @ratbastian37.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Truly insane to me that every time a major change at work happens, I have to directly ask for the instructions on the new task. They never send anything out, just "this is the change that has taken place" and then expect you to find the random training video that they have never even implied existed 110
debbie get fucked 🌈🐀 @ratbastian37.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Dolly Parton AND Tim Curry, this year has truly sucked 010
debbie get fucked 🌈🐀 @ratbastian37.bsky.social · 22/08/2026Bry and I are up to the Chunin Exam prelims (aka the best part) and averaging about 1-3 episodes per week. I was worried it would drag on, but honestly the 22 minute increments zip by AND the flashbacks don't feel as intrusive or overwhelming. makes sense as that's how it was made to be watched 110
debbie get fucked 🌈🐀 @ratbastian37.bsky.social · 21/08/2026only on Tumblr is "if you are perisex, your genitals are what doctors use to assign your gender at birth" is a hot take. not that it's ethical or correct, just that your visible reproductive organs are the determining factor of if they write an M or an F on your paperwork 110
debbie get fucked 🌈🐀 @ratbastian37.bsky.social · 20/08/2026missouri has a transparency portal that allows you to see what businesses have had their sales tax license revoked, but it's just called "Who's Not Paying". obsessed with that, it sounds like a page from my middle school diary. very "GUESS WHO FUCKED UP 👀👀👀" energy 010
debbie get fucked 🌈🐀 @ratbastian37.bsky.social · 20/08/2026What up I'm Hidan, I'm 19, and I never fucking learned how to read 010
debbie get fucked 🌈🐀 @ratbastian37.bsky.social · 18/08/2026I've had some days at work I've thought I dont wanna work today but today is the first day at VR I've sat down and thought I don't wanna work HERE anymore 120
debbie get fucked 🌈🐀 @ratbastian37.bsky.social · 16/08/2026Bry didn't know the baby that Michael Jackson dangled over the balcony was his own kid. They just thought it was a random fucking baby 000
debbie get fucked 🌈🐀 @ratbastian37.bsky.social · 15/08/2026they cancelled the annual admin conference, presumably forever. the one fucking thing we had, the TWO days out of the year that we stay in a hotel and get some food and have the ONLY opportunity to talk to the other admins and they cancel it. they actually broke me 110
debbie get fucked 🌈🐀 @ratbastian37.bsky.social · 11/08/2026average r/tar*ntula post: hey guys I just bought my first tarantula (t. seladonia) and I need tips, can you write a novella of everything I should know? here's a pic of the enclosure: [literally a plastic cup with 1/2 in of loose dirt] thanks in advance!! eta: I DID do research first I'm just new!! 120
debbie get fucked 🌈🐀 @ratbastian37.bsky.social · 11/08/2026I don't think I should have to work at all this week :/ or even take PTO, they should just give you your birthday week off and do everything in that time for you as well 020
debbie get fucked 🌈🐀 @ratbastian37.bsky.social · 06/08/2026My coworker is going to pick up an enclosure in Jeff City for me 😭 It's only in stock there and she lives in Jeff so she's gonna bring it on Monday 010
debbie get fucked 🌈🐀 @ratbastian37.bsky.social · 05/08/2026Amendments 4 and 5 were absolutely demolished, Kehoe tell me how my ass tastes 010
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debbie get fucked 🌈🐀 @ratbastian37.bsky.social · 01/08/2026before I didn't understand how tarantula owners were brave enough to really intimately handle a sick/dying T, but I thought Cassie was curling up a minute ago and let me tell you I would've let her bite me on the dick if it meant she was okay (she is okay, no dick-biting necessary) 010
debbie get fucked 🌈🐀 @ratbastian37.bsky.social · 30/07/2026Me: I don't have any OCs with color-changing eyes yet. Just 1, 2, 3, yeah no OCs with that yet! 000
debbie get fucked 🌈🐀 @ratbastian37.bsky.social · 29/07/2026Nothing worse than watching a friend be handed the perfect opportunity to get out of a bad relationship scot-free and just... not taking it. 110
debbie get fucked 🌈🐀 @ratbastian37.bsky.social · 27/07/2026Successfully rehoused Shadow and Mok!! Well Hannah did at least, I hovered and worried about it. But they're both doing good, Shadow is crawling all over to get the layout. 010
debbie get fucked 🌈🐀 @ratbastian37.bsky.social · 24/07/2026My passport application was processed in like less than a week?? Hello and thank you 010
debbie get fucked 🌈🐀 @ratbastian37.bsky.social · 23/07/2026I have to drink this contrast stuff for a CT scan and gotta say, WAY less disgusting than colonoscopy prep. Still not fantastic, it's like if you took the texture of slightly chalky yogurt smoothie and made it taste like a watered-down vanilla 7Brew drink. Tolerable. 110
debbie get fucked 🌈🐀 @ratbastian37.bsky.social · 21/07/2026Gotta get a CT scan with oral contrast 🙃 You would think by 2026 they'd invent medication that isn't absolutely vital to a procedure but literally impossible to finish taking 020
Reposted by debbie get fucked 🌈🐀Eromancer @eromancer.bsky.social · 20/07/2026Missouri residents, we need your help. Please call your representatives and give them hell. They are unconstitutionally selling out your privacy in the name of "protecting the children". See link for details. reclaimthenet.org/missouri-age... 8749654
debbie get fucked 🌈🐀 @ratbastian37.bsky.social · 19/07/2026Reptile expos are the perfect venue for ugly clothes that I never wear but won't throw out 011
debbie get fucked 🌈🐀 @ratbastian37.bsky.social · 18/07/2026I just about had a heart attack; I left Angel's enclosure door open for some unknown period of time. Luckily she's been Blair Witch staring at the corner of her burrow for 2 weeks straight so she did not notice or escape. Triple-checking everyone else's enclosures before I go to bed tonight. 020
debbie get fucked 🌈🐀 @ratbastian37.bsky.social · 16/07/2026Oh okay so we can afford AI at the state but not referral bonuses, deferred comp match, or professional leadership development. We can pay for AI but I still have to schedule using 9 simultaneous Outlook calendars. Our department isn't even fully electronic but yeah for sure we need AI. Okay. KYS 120
debbie get fucked 🌈🐀 @ratbastian37.bsky.social · 16/07/2026Ironic that Planned Parenthood protestors hate abortion and yet don't want me to get my birth control refill, which prevents me from needing an abortion 010
debbie get fucked 🌈🐀 @ratbastian37.bsky.social · 06/07/2026MU students need to band together against this piece of shit school, this is the third student this year that has been incorrectly issued a huge refund by the school that they can't pay back. I cannot believe this shit is even legal. 000
Reposted by debbie get fucked 🌈🐀headfallsoff @headfallsoff.com · 02/07/2026sasuke: we should disband the cia naruto: i knew someone else who wanted that. and he wanted to do it by giving everyone supernukes sasuke: ok. i wouldnt do that naruto: i knew someone else who wanted that. he wanted to cocoon everyone in eternal slumber sasuke: who the fuck are your new friends 6619108
