Lincoln S @big--l.bsky.social · 06/06/2025You can make a long spoon shorter, but you can’t make a short spoon longer 000
Lincoln S @big--l.bsky.social · 02/05/2025ya so if the NSF isn't giving out any money, universities are kind of a thing of the past 000
Lincoln S @big--l.bsky.social · 02/04/2025If you can’t lift your carry-on into the overhead bin, pack lighter or get stronger. There should be an overhead press check when your boarding pass is scanned. 000
Lincoln S @big--l.bsky.social · 21/03/2025I’ve been listening to some dudebro try to convince his friend that the South Pole has light for our winter season for like 20 mins 000
Lincoln S @big--l.bsky.social · 27/02/2025oh my days I want nothing more than for muskrat to go on the Daily Show and get put into an absolute blender by Jon Stewart 000
Lincoln S @big--l.bsky.social · 27/02/2025I'm pretty sold on this whole dead internet theory thing 000
Lincoln S @big--l.bsky.social · 26/02/2025how is it that billionaire JB Pritzker is like the only person in the democratic party that seems genuinely alarmed about the fall of the United States into the nazi black hole? surely he's not the only person in the party that has read The Rise and Fall of the Third Reich 000
Lincoln S @big--l.bsky.social · 26/02/2025HOW FUCKING STUPID ARE THESE REPS??? TRUMP'S WORD AND "PERSONAL COMMITMENT" IS WORTH ABSOLUTELY SWEET FUCK-ALL!!! 020
Reposted by Lincoln SLincoln S @big--l.bsky.social · 01/02/2025Why couldn’t that guy in Pennsylvania just have had better aim 001
Lincoln S @big--l.bsky.social · 01/02/2025Why couldn’t that guy in Pennsylvania just have had better aim 001
Lincoln S @big--l.bsky.social · 25/01/2025public transit that makes you download an app just to pay the fare makes me want to die. I DON'T WANT YOUR APP I JUST WANT TO TAP TO PAY IT'S 2025 JESUS CHRIST 010
Lincoln S @big--l.bsky.social · 23/01/2025100% of the time there is a loud-talking white dude in a suit pacing back and forth on the phone in front of a gate in an airport. it's one of those immutable laws. probably wearing a vest. I'm sure he's very very important. 100
Lincoln S @big--l.bsky.social · 22/01/2025i so deeply enjoy making the youths in my shop listen to soul music 000
Lincoln S @big--l.bsky.social · 21/01/2025the more your boss doesn't want you to join a union, the more you should join that union 000
Lincoln S @big--l.bsky.social · 16/12/2024extremely sad about the dismasting of Pip Hare. She worked so hard to get a sponsor and get into this Vendee with a somewhat competitive boat.. and masts for an IMOCA aren't exactly easy to come by. I wonder if she'll try and pick up a different boat? her current will be 13 years old by the 2028 ed. 140
Lincoln S @big--l.bsky.social · 15/12/2024hot take: I think this "drone" stuff is just a test to see what they (who's they? idk, china? russia?) can get the absolute dumbest people in the United States to believe by putting it on tiktok. has no one looked up before?? jesus christ was Don't Look Up a documentary???? 020
Lincoln S @big--l.bsky.social · 14/12/2024in other "wait wtf" findings, there is an aquifer river that flows 2 miles under the amazon! it carries about 3% of the water that the amazon does, and is highly saline. 110
Lincoln S @big--l.bsky.social · 01/12/2024Couple things that are interseting lately: The Vendee Globe-- a singlehanded round-the-world sailing race. tremendously powerful boats, lots of good storylines, absolutely raging through the southern ocean. helps to speak some french to follow it. tracking2024.vendeeglobe.org/en/media/?me...tracking2024.vendeeglobe.orgVendée Globe 2024 200
Lincoln S @big--l.bsky.social · 30/11/2024go 10 mintues with internet access without looking at a screen challenge (IMPOSSIBLE)(DOES E-INK COUNT??) 000
Lincoln S @big--l.bsky.social · 23/11/2024I did a climbing comp today and got absolutely dominated by 12 year olds. some things never change 110