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Chris aka Mother Goose

@bienamie.bsky.social
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Warning, I come w/ a vulgar mouth and am on the artsy-fartsy, witchy-twitchy, #CronesofAnarchy side. Also, I lean so far left I might as well be lying down. If you are inclined to pearl clutch, exit now Uninvited DMs, especially 🍆 will get you 🚫

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Chris aka Mother Goose @bienamie.bsky.social · 9h
Scheduled for her Mara Largo face is she?
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Paul Marvin @paulmarvin.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
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KittyKatGirl😻🙏💞🐞 @mary1kathy.bsky.social · 21h
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Chris aka Mother Goose @bienamie.bsky.social · 9h
So a Russian blood diesel vessel is on its way to NC set to arrive tomorrow. It left St Petersburg on Sept 22nd. This Trump-Putin plan has been in the works for weeks.
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Chris aka Mother Goose @bienamie.bsky.social · 9h
A standard Russian oil tanker holds 300,000 to 730,000 barrels of diesel or petroleum. The United States uses approximately 3.6 million to 4 million barrels of diesel and distillate fuel per day. It's equal to two hours fuel for the whole US. This isn't even a spit in the bucket! IT'S PERFORMATIVE!
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Chris aka Mother Goose @bienamie.bsky.social · 9h
He lives in Florida, his boats are in Maryland and he wants to be a Michigan senator. At least he's a nation wide person?
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Abdul El-Sayed @abdulelsayed.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Mike Rogers' yacht has a yacht.
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OSINTRadar @osintradar.bsky.social · 11h
“Russia invaded Ukraine. The first country to surrender was the United States,” — Canadian political analyst Michael MacKay.
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Chris aka Mother Goose @bienamie.bsky.social · 9h
Go out to the WH balcony and attempt to fly.
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Xela Hart @xelahart.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
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🌊 DudeTheyreOnToMe 24:7🌊 @dancinginthestreet.bsky.social · 10h
Matthew Ingalls, Johnathan Newell, Winston Lee, Gillio Lopes, Diego Sarabia, Scott Norris and Scott Kretzschmar... Interviewer: So you applying for this job, I see that you went to Cornell, just a moment I need to check this list.
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Paul Marvin @paulmarvin.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
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Chris aka Mother Goose @bienamie.bsky.social · 9h
We think we're killing the planet. The planet will shake us off and start again. Just like it has over and over again. We're killing ourselves.
Cartoon of conversation with mother nature. 
A conversation between a human and Mother Gaia.
With credit to Humon Comics.  
Human: Mother Gaia I come on behalf of all humans to apologize for destroyiyng nature and beg for  forgiveness. 
Gaia: Oh my beloved self-centered humans..
Human: we're sorry for being so selfish. We never meant to kill nature. 
Gaia: That wasn't what I meant by self-centered. Nature is adaptable. No matter what you do to it. It will simply adapt and take on new forms. It has survived worse things than you. 
You however are in the process of changing it so much you can't live in it. Your not killing nature, you're killing yourself.  That's what I meant by self-centered. You think that just because you can't live, then nothing can. 
Human: What! 
Gaia: You're fucking yourself over big time and won't be missed.
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Chris aka Mother Goose @bienamie.bsky.social · 17h
Ugh, The FUKUP will make her an ambassador.
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Chris aka Mother Goose @bienamie.bsky.social · 17h
Share a character that reminds you of yourself
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Lucy from Peanuts in the Snow
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Kodiak149 @kodiak149.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
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Chris aka Mother Goose @bienamie.bsky.social · 17h
Let's see Felon Mutz put his credit card into Grok first.
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Xela Hart @xelahart.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
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naugtynonnie.bsky.social @naugtynonnie.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
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Chris aka Mother Goose @bienamie.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Oh, but they did! With tears in their eyes.
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Man with American Flag in Windy Weather
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Chris aka Mother Goose @bienamie.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Cassidy told on him. Natalie is his Eva Braun, she'll be found in the bunker. Not Melanoma.
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Charles Keener @charleskeener.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
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Xela Hart @xelahart.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
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Chris aka Mother Goose @bienamie.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
A whole fraternity of men practicing to be Republicans or Ministers.
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JeWitch68 @witchywoman68.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
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donnadeka.bsky.social @donnadeka.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Good description
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Chris aka Mother Goose @bienamie.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I remember the first time we had the money to just pay a surprise bill without having to not pay something else. I thought that was wealth.
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Paul Marvin @paulmarvin.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
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Freddie_Rose🌹 🇨🇦 ⚕️ @freddierose.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Happy Thanksgiving Weekend to my Canadian friends. 🍁
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Chris aka Mother Goose @bienamie.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Oh, but that would be assaults by trans men, not by "young men with futures". Trans men were probably never fraternity members. There's the difference, it's the protection of the fraternity. So can we ban fraternities?
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KittyKatGirl😻🙏💞🐞 @mary1kathy.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
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Biggie @biggienotsmalls.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Speak Truth....
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Chris aka Mother Goose @bienamie.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
So PeePaw is buying diesel from Putin, then when Ukraine blows up their diesel refineries, he can claim Ukraine has attacked American property, withdraw aid and issue sanctions against Ukraine. Sounds like Nobel prize behavior to me.
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Chris aka Mother Goose @bienamie.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
They sound very Bot like. Muted and Blocked.
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Cindy Ann Pedersen @cindyannpedersen.com · 10/10/2026
Exactly 💯
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Kaitlin Kal Lee @kaitlinkallee.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Notice how Trump did not repeat this lie, one of his favorites, when his boyfriend Xi was here.
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The Mouthy Renegade Writer @mouthyrenegade.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I'll be tuning in for THAT. How about you?
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EvilBunny Pottymouth Resists The Cultists every day! @mrsquirrel.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
NEW LINCOLN PROJECT AD: They Defended Him by The Lincoln Project www.youtube.com/watch?v=iqFj...
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NEW LINCOLN PROJECT AD: They Defended Him
YouTube video by The Lincoln Project
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Antifa CEO 🐸 @antifa.svpn.com · 23/09/2025
BREAKING: Antifa designates the Trump administration as a domestic terrorist organization.
DESIGNATING THE TRUMP ADMINISTRATION AS A DOMESTIC TERRORIST ORGANIZATION
Antifa Executive Orders
September 22, 2025
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Chris aka Mother Goose @bienamie.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I thought he moved to Brazil?
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PizzaCake @pizzacakecomic.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
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Lisa from BLACKPINK in Maroon 5 MV
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Gordon Wark 🤬💥😡🔥🕗🕕🕓🕖 @1stwark.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
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conifergirl.bsky.social @conifergirl.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Get the American Gestapo off our streets. Shut ICE down! Shut down the concentration camps! The only chance we have to remove them both is to VOTE BLUE in massive numbers
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ACW1234 @acw1234.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
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Chris aka Mother Goose @bienamie.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
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Cute Night Frog Sleeping
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Chris aka Mother Goose @bienamie.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
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The Mask Says That's Gotta Hurt
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Chris aka Mother Goose @bienamie.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
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Princess Bride: Get Used to Disappointment
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Chris aka Mother Goose @bienamie.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
As it should be.
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