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bic pentameter @bicklepentameter.bsky.social · 22h
Nice moon you got there. Shame if something happened to it.
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bic pentameter @bicklepentameter.bsky.social · 23h
I claim it here & now for all to witness. That shall be known as “pentameter crater”. Thank you for your support.
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bic pentameter @bicklepentameter.bsky.social · 23h
theirs
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bic pentameter @bicklepentameter.bsky.social · 23h
There will be blood if that is what they’re looking for.
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bic pentameter @bicklepentameter.bsky.social · 23h
Who remembers the Sentimental Seventies, the Elegant Eighties, and the Gay Nineties? Man, you’re old.
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bic pentameter @bicklepentameter.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Tuxedoes don’t fool me. I still need that A24 elevator pitch! #sundanceswithwolves #cannesyouplease
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bic pentameter @bicklepentameter.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Yes, I recall it was in Bloomington. Not certain which state.
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bic pentameter @bicklepentameter.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I am often stunned by the resilience of Republicans. I mean, how do they appear to walk so well after shooting themselves in the feet so much? 👞👞
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bic pentameter @bicklepentameter.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Jail his ass
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bic pentameter @bicklepentameter.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
We don’t call it a “conflict of interests”, we call it getting what we want because oversight is passé.
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bic pentameter @bicklepentameter.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The guy has never stood next to a gas pump in his life. Never bought gas. He couldn’t care less what gas or groceries costs because he makes money when the prices are up!
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bic pentameter @bicklepentameter.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
“Let me be crystal clear: I will help you hide your dark money sources.”
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bic pentameter @bicklepentameter.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Natalie-va Braun? Maybe she’ll enjoy 40 hours of marriage to her beloved, too.
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bic pentameter @bicklepentameter.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The bullets that stop this nightmare should be made of gold.
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bic pentameter @bicklepentameter.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Scared little boys with beards. They’ve left out the best defense: intelligence and cooperating with allies.
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bic pentameter @bicklepentameter.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Deep breaths. 😤 It has to change. Can we try smart/not evil people running things? Maybe that could work. 🤷🏻‍♂️
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bic pentameter @bicklepentameter.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Dweeby Alpha Genius?
MAGA, this dweeby South African is your Alpha Genius?
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bic pentameter @bicklepentameter.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
He dug himself a Schmitt hole.
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bic pentameter @bicklepentameter.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Gotta stop giving these fucking insecure incels such power. They’re going to get themselves killed! People are fucking fed up!
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bic pentameter @bicklepentameter.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
A willful and malicious attack meant to personally destroy Jack Smith’s reputation and character based on fallacious, unchecked allegations and preposterous fictionalization is what they should be calling it. I rest my opinion.
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bic pentameter @bicklepentameter.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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bic pentameter @bicklepentameter.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Kathy Bates welcomes you to your own personal Missouri.
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bic pentameter @bicklepentameter.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
And because they are Rats.
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bic pentameter @bicklepentameter.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The fighting potatoes!
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bic pentameter @bicklepentameter.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Hush! 🤫 He’s in his stately king’s 👑 dream. Mustn’t arouse him in any way. It was the Soupçon Croutons that affirmed the press-a-dent has the right to His royal naps followed by a change of His nappies. 🩲🦨
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bic pentameter @bicklepentameter.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
meanwhile the guy from open AI signs his name like a four year old with a broken arm.
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bic pentameter @bicklepentameter.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
When you are of below average intelligence, it doesn’t take much to make you think something is super.
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bic pentameter @bicklepentameter.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I hope they get dragged so hard for this. Fucking amateurs? You bet.
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bic pentameter @bicklepentameter.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
There needs to be a laugh track or a “curb your enthusiasm” womp womp for the over-viagrated Schmitt who has an absolute misguided boner for Jack Smith.
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bic pentameter @bicklepentameter.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The current president has built a cabinet of criminals and surrounds himself with complicit actors who don’t dare waver from his apocalyptic vision of America. I say round them all up, strip them of their ill-gotten wealth and fully prosecute them when this nightmare is over.
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bic pentameter @bicklepentameter.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Trump’s overarching theme seems to be “go out on the bottom.” Wrecking everything he touches gives him some kind of dopamine rush.
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bic pentameter @bicklepentameter.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
When somebody calls Artificial Intelligence something other than the mistake-fraught, plagiarizing, energy-sucking, resource-wasting bubble that it is, and goes as far as calling it Super Intelligence, you know that person is an exceptional idiot and apparently the pedo-president.
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bic pentameter @bicklepentameter.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Thanks, mr. FedEx driver for parking right at the corner! Always a great decision.
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bic pentameter @bicklepentameter.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
He should face a firing squad accordingly. No dictators in the USA. He has thoroughly defiled this country.
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bic pentameter @bicklepentameter.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
That’s what Xi said
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bic pentameter @bicklepentameter.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Masks make people do funny things. I’m not convinced one of them isn’t Tommy Tupperware.
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bic pentameter @bicklepentameter.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Bullshitter has one talent: Constant bullshit factory.
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bic pentameter @bicklepentameter.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Nothing has changed except he’s even more pathetic and wears a full diaper always.
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MadGreek 🧿 @madgreek2024.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
"Signs of Fascism" originated in my town. (Sequim, WA) I filmed it. I remember getting a call, "hey your video got 5,000 views." By the end of the day it had 60K. Over 100K in a few days from just one platform. Then my DM blew up! Everyone wanted to replicate the signs. Nice to see the signs today.
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bic pentameter @bicklepentameter.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Epstein Island party mullet in full flow.
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bic pentameter @bicklepentameter.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Wait. Did you say pandas? 🐼🐼
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bic pentameter @bicklepentameter.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Is the entire GOP fueled by ketamine/cocaine trips, alternative facts and megalomaniacal delusion? YES!
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bic pentameter @bicklepentameter.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Consummate host/constant parasite.
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bic pentameter @bicklepentameter.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I read that he was once a really shitty football coach. Now he’s taken that skill to government.
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bic pentameter @bicklepentameter.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Yeah, well you’re full of shit but that’s ok. She’s no fan of Hillary but to say she’s a Trump supporter is wild.
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bic pentameter @bicklepentameter.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
wut?
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bic pentameter @bicklepentameter.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Going way back! I like it.
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bic pentameter @bicklepentameter.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I hope he got to tour the ramparts! at the airport!
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bic pentameter @bicklepentameter.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The biggest honor Trompf could due anybody issa shut his mf mouf and he cain’t even never mf dodat!
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bic pentameter @bicklepentameter.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
“Once we survive the burning down of your house, you will be able to see the true joys of camping.”
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