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bic pentameter @bicklepentameter.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Dweeby Alpha Genius?
MAGA, this dweeby South African is your Alpha Genius?
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bic pentameter @bicklepentameter.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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bic pentameter @bicklepentameter.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Kathy Bates welcomes you to your own personal Missouri.
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bic pentameter @bicklepentameter.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Charlie also cannot be located because of his superior hiding skills.
Charlie playing hide and seek.
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bic pentameter @bicklepentameter.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Coming soon?
Donald Trump lying about the Iran war and status of the Gulf of Hormuz.
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bic pentameter @bicklepentameter.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Can anybody explain how America let these buffoons in to the White House after this laughable debacle? We should check lead levels in all the water. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Four_Se...
Rudy Giuliani holds a press conference at Four Seasons Total Landscaping in Philadelphia, 2020.
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bic pentameter @bicklepentameter.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Partial eclipse (15%) is better than nothing.
partial eclipse seen in camera obscura through a colander.15% solar eclipsesolar eclipse through a colander produces camera obscura crescents.
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bic pentameter @bicklepentameter.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
from near Boston
15% solar eclipse from 8/12/2026 as seen near Boston.
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bic pentameter @bicklepentameter.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Klaus
Willem Dafoe as Klaus Daimler in The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou
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bic pentameter @bicklepentameter.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
I’m not in PA. but the Windy app shows an area south of Reading where every air quality measurement is over 150 (micrograms per cu meter) ….except one happy little place in West Nantmeal holding firm at 13. Might be time to check on that sensor?
air quality in PA well over 150 micrograms per cu. meter.
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bic pentameter @bicklepentameter.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
OK so now three accounts in two days suddenly began to follow me that are clearly bots. They’ve all posted this exact same AI tool contest BS. Beware and block!
AI tool giveaway contest bullshit.Fake account
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bic pentameter @bicklepentameter.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
These two assholes are running the world now. How do you feel?
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bic pentameter @bicklepentameter.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
The heartbreakingly beautiful peony always stuns. So fleeting and yet annually magnificent.
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bic pentameter @bicklepentameter.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
$1.776 Billion. How cute.
Trump gives America the middle finger.
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bic pentameter @bicklepentameter.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
That said, I choose “Mop” as my running mate.
A Mop
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bic pentameter @bicklepentameter.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
Is she certain her career failure wasn’t because of this?
Bobby Brady’s cursed tiki idol
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bic pentameter @bicklepentameter.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
I got about two dozen people with the old magnet-in-the-coffee-cup-on-the-roof-of-my truck trick. It’s a great one because the people who fall for it are exposing themselves as nice, genuine, and helpful people. It’s fun to have a laugh with people you don’t know.
Dunkin’ coffee cup magnetically attached to the top of a vehicle as an April Fools’ joke.
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bic pentameter @bicklepentameter.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
-from Palmer Luckey’s blog:
Palmer Luckey’s blog talks of developing an Oculus-type VR game that would literally kill the user using microwaves and/or explosive charges if the the user lost the game.
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bic pentameter @bicklepentameter.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
Americans take note. There really is a thief in the White House. Do Not Be Distracted. This is not leadership, this mf believes in no one, nor himself. What is the next chapter? If humanity is to survive, we better choose better.
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bic pentameter @bicklepentameter.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
Ever notice how Suzie Wiles vaguely resembles Don the Con’s Mom?
Mary Ann McLeod TrumpSuzie Wiles
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bic pentameter @bicklepentameter.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
There is a rumor:
AI Trump on a skateboard in a skate park.
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bic pentameter @bicklepentameter.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
Timeline refresh.
Leaves changing color around a small pond in New England.
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bic pentameter @bicklepentameter.bsky.social · 13/10/2025
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bic pentameter @bicklepentameter.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
Also: Meg Swan
Pictured: Parker Posey as Meg Swan in the mockumentary, “Best in Show”.
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bic pentameter @bicklepentameter.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
The vice president of Public Relations and Terrorism for the fictional organization KAOS, Siegfried, as played by Bernie Koppel
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bic pentameter @bicklepentameter.bsky.social · 07/10/2025
I always wonder what this guy would do about the situation.
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bic pentameter @bicklepentameter.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
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bic pentameter @bicklepentameter.bsky.social · 07/08/2025
Between this guy (unrelated) and that guy it’s close but I think you’re correct.
John Kennedy, Louisiana Senator
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bic pentameter @bicklepentameter.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
krazee eyez killa
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bic pentameter @bicklepentameter.bsky.social · 14/07/2025
Hassett buys himself a Hummer
Daniel Wormald buys himself a flashy new Hummer
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bic pentameter @bicklepentameter.bsky.social · 14/07/2025
Any time I see Hassett I see his doppelgänger from Better Call Saul.
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bic pentameter @bicklepentameter.bsky.social · 05/07/2025
He’s Quixotic
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bic pentameter @bicklepentameter.bsky.social · 02/07/2025
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bic pentameter @bicklepentameter.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
Charlie
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bic pentameter @bicklepentameter.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
Suburban renewal
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bic pentameter @bicklepentameter.bsky.social · 25/05/2025
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bic pentameter @bicklepentameter.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
figure out a way to put Musk in that Tesla he sent up in orbit eight years ago.
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bic pentameter @bicklepentameter.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
OH LOOK, EVERYBODY! It’s POOP DON!
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bic pentameter @bicklepentameter.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
How does this nonsense keep happening? Oh, yeah, these guys.
The complicit court
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bic pentameter @bicklepentameter.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
This backwards coward never did anything good, never mind “great”.
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bic pentameter @bicklepentameter.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
Never forget this assault.
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bic pentameter @bicklepentameter.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
Remember, if you like court jester Turnp because he’s “funny,” well Vlad is the only guy he’s actually trying to entertain.
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bic pentameter @bicklepentameter.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
Done, old turnip.
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bic pentameter @bicklepentameter.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
Remember to stretch!
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bic pentameter @bicklepentameter.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
I just made these $cones and am selling them as non-fungible tokens, (NFTs). Who will start the bidding at $1bn each? Hurry, because I ate one already and they are fucking delicious!
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bic pentameter @bicklepentameter.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
Oh, Tiktok! 🙄 So easily offended. You’ll be missed.
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bic pentameter @bicklepentameter.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
This is YOUR flag which This comic Glitch (TcG) has violated. Glitch the glitch! Serve the people or perish, fool! This country is tired of being your sandwich!
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